Yanli : Why my A-xian? My poor baby brother!
Lan zhan : Noooo(in his head).
Xichen : Why is it like this?
"Wei Wuxian received a kick just as he opened his eyes".
Everyone: What?!
Huaisang : So he is alive.
Bin bin : But that isn't him ( pointing at the screen).
"A voice thundered beside his ear, " Stop playing dead".
Jin Zixuan: Who's that fatty?
Nie mingjue: No you didn't. Hahahah.
Xichen chuckles a bit at Jin Zixuan's comment.
"The kick threw him backwards, headfirst on the ground . Fighting the urge to vomit, a thought formed in his head --- that's quite a lot a courage to kick me, the Yiling Laozu".
The people who were laughing a moment ago just now had already made a serious expression on their faces, "Yiling Laozu again, so it is his title".
"It was his first time hearing a human voice for the first time in many years, let alone a loud , fierce shriek . His head swirled and ears buzzed at the echoes of the voice,"Whose land do you think you are living on ? Whose rice are you eating ? Whose money are you spending ? What's wrong with taking a few of your belongings ? Everything you own should be mine anyways!"
Wei ying with a very disgusted look said ,"A spoiled jerk, huh".
Jiang cheng replies with a ,"Seems so".
Jin Zixuan ,"Am I like that?"
Nie Huaisang," I don't like that fatty."
Lan zhan in his mind,"Where can I find that arrogant boy?"
"The blurriness in his eyes started to clear up.
A dimly - lit appeared in his sight, followed by a slant- browed person with a sickly composition , drenching him with spittle, 'How dare you tell Father and Mother? Did you really think anyone in this house is going listen to you ? You really thought I was scared of you!"
Everyone was left speechless and no comment came forward.
"A few servant-like hunks shifted over,'Young master, everything is smashed'."
Jiang cheng,"Don't tell me he is now smashing someones belongings ".
Jin GuangShan,"Mannerless child".
Wei ying , "I feel the need to crush his soul".
"The young master asked , ' How did you finish it so quickly?'
A manservant replied,'There is nothing much inside this sack anyways'."
Xicheng : Breaking and destroying other peoples object and now saying it was nothing much.
Meng yao : Hmmm.
Nie huaisang: I seriously hate him.
"The young master seemed quite pleased, poking Wei Wuxian forcefully on the nose,'You dared to tell on me and look at you now playing dead on the ground! For whom? As if anyone wants this piles of junk! Now that I've smashed everything, let's see how you're going to tell on the in the future! Are you proud of yourself just because you've studied cultivation for a few years? Well how does it feel when you've been kicked back home like a stray dog?' "
"Studied cultivation for a few years?", Lan qiren thought while stroking his beard.
Fengmian also in his thoughts,"Kicked back home?"
"Wei Wuxian thought wearily
I am not pretending to be dead at all since I have actually been dead for a couple of years."
Some people's heart were broken hearing especially Yanli and Lan zhan who thought "Oh so his beloved really dies." Not to mention Jiang cheng who was crushed by hearing his brother's thought.
Meanwhile,
Madam yu angrily: Wei Ying don't tell me you really stole someone's body
Lan qiren looking at him : Did you?
Wei ying: I .....What ?! I don't know!!!
"Who is this?
Where am I ?
When did I do something as immoral as stealing another's body ?"
Xichen said "This pretty much confirms that he did not stole the body"
"But I wonder how........" Nie Mingjue .
"The young master let out enough anger by kicking the person and wrecking the house, and strutted out with his two man - servants, slamming the door with a 'bang'.He shouted his orders,'Watch carefully, Don't let him outside anytime this month ,or he will make a fool of himself again".
Nie huaisang: Omg.
Jiang cheng: Ugh.
Wei ying: TF.
"As the group went away, silence fell upon the room. Wei Wuxian thought about getting up."
"Yes yes get up", Jiang Cheng sounded very grumpy but he turned red as a tomato as he saw Xichen smiling at him .
Nie huaisang noticed this and glanced at Wei Wuxian.He also glanced back and they both looked as if communicating with their eyes.
"However, his limbs failed to uphold themselves, so he lay down again. He turned to his side and stared dizzily at the strange environment and heaps of mess on the ground."
Wei ying: Nope. So frustrating.
Seeing it Yanli wanted to help him.
Jin Zixuan: So. Messy.
"A bronze mirror rested on the side, probably thrown on the ground. Wei Wuxian grabbed it and looked into the mirror, only to see the ghastly pale face, with two asymmetrical piles of red on each side of his cheek. Add a blood - red tongue to the features, and he would look like a hanged ghost. He tossed the mirror on the side and wiped his face, finding his hand covered with white powder.
Fortunately, the body of wasn't born that way ---- it was only one of the owner's penchants. He was no doubt a man , yet he was covered with makeup ( not to mention, badly applied makeup). Ugh , how unbearable!"
Everyone bursts out laughing - Lan zhan.
Jiang cheng: Idiot, how can that be a persons birth face?
Wei ying: Dude shut up.
Nie huaisang: Hahaha Hahahhahahhhhaahhhahahhahahhhahahhahhahahhaa hahahahah hahahhahahhahhahhahahhahhahahahahahhahahahah.
Nie mingjue: You are quite funny.
"Taken aback by the shock, some energy came back to him, and he finally sat up noticing the circular array *beneath him ."
Jin Zixuan: He had energy back after seeing a man with a badly applied makeup.
Jiang cheng: He can't bear it. UGLY PEOPLE.
Nie huaisang: I don't think he will be ugly without makeup but with it he quiet is.
Wei ying: Anyways what's the array?!
Everyone: Huh???
"The array was scarlet in colour and crooked in shape, appearing to be drawn by hand, using blood as the medium, still damp and emitting a strong scent. The array was filled with warped scribbles of incantations , which were somehow smudged by his his body , but came across as gruesome nonetheless.
After all , Wei Wuxian was the Supreme Leader and Grandmaster of Demonic cultivation so he was certainly accustomed by vile - looking arrays such as this one ."
Madam yu : You ashamed our sect by choosing Demonic cultivation.
Fengmian : San - niang , calm down .
A - xian must definitely-
Madam yu : What reason?!
Wei ying looked down on the ground.
Nie mingjue :Â We should first properly watch this first.
Madam yu sighed.
"In the end it was an ancient forbidden technique.
It turned out that, in fact, he did not seize the body of another ------ he was offered one .
It was an array to sacrifice one's soul and explaination about it."
( My hands are numb)
Everyone: What?!
Jin Zixuan: But that person isn't the future Wei wuxian that previously came here.
F.Wei ying : Well his appearance slowly step by step changed into mine and you'll continue reacting to the future where I am like this.
Everyone: Oh.
"The person who reincarnated him wish was ------ to take revenge.
Wei Wuxian refused to accept this.
Why would he be put in the category of 'extremely villainous ghouls?' "
Jiang Cheng: Hahaha.
Wei ying : Hey!
"Although his reputation wasn't great and he died in a horrifying way, he neither haunts the living nor seeks vengeance. He could swear that one can't find another wandering ghost as harmless as him."
Jiang cheng doubtfully raised his eyebrows at that.
Jin Zixuan : Really?!
Huaisang : I highly doubt that you know. Wei xiong.
Wei Ying : Why would you?
Xichen and Yanli just giggled.
"The difficult was that, as soon as the evil spirit has taken over the body of the caster, the contract is sealed by default. The evil spirit must grant their wish or the curse will cause a backlash. The spirit in possession will be completely annihilated, never to be reborn again!
Wei Wuxian raised his hands to find that unsurprisingly, both of his wrists were crisscrossed with multiple cuts. He proceeded to take of his belt. Under the clothes , his chest and stomach areas were covered with what seemed to be lacerations from a sharp tool. Although the bleeding had stop, Wei Wuxian knew that these weren't normal wounds. If he didn't fulfill the wish of the body's owner, the wounds will not be able to heal.
It would worsen as the time goes on, and if the time limit was passed, both his soul and this body would be ripped apart."
Nie mingjue : Really?
Jiang Cheng : Just find out his wish and fulfill it.
Fengmian was shocked hearing the last sentence.
Lan zhan ( his grip on Wei Wuxian's hand tightened).
Madam yu : I seriously can't believe this.
Qiren : Oh lord.
Jin GuangShan : Using such a technique for revenge.
Sect leader yao : Huh.
Qingheng - jun : Don't get hurt child. I need my grandchildren.
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian blushed at that ,"I won't."
"Wei Wuxian confirmed his situation several times, repeating 'how can this happen to me?' in his heart even more times, and could finally stand upright, leaning against the wall .
Yanli concerned : I will make you some Lotus root soup after we return A-xian.
Wei Wuxian: Yes-
Madam yu : No. Are you his servant or something?
Yanli : I will.
Madam yu : You are just like your father, aren't you?
Jiang Cheng : Not here again.
Fengmian : San-niang.
"Even though the house was large in size, it was empty and shabby, with sheets and blankets looking like they hadn't changed in a long while. There was a bamboo basket in the corner. It was supposed to be for storing trash, but had been kicked over earlier, the scrapes all tumbled on the ground. Wei Wuxian scanned around the room and picked a crumpled piece of paper. He unfolded it and was surprised to see it crummed with words. He hurriedly gathered all the paper.
The words on the paper must have been written by the owner of this body to vent when he felt stressed.
Some sentences were incoherent and disordered; anxiety leaped of the off of the page through the distorted handwriting, and began to notice to something was wrong.
He took a few guesses and roughly understood the state of things."
Everyone in the cave just grew more and more curious.
"It turned out to be that the owner of this body was named Mo Xuanyu. His location was called Mo village."
Jin GuangShan in his thought "Don't tell me".
"Mo Xuanyu's grandfather was from a rich family of this area. His family was few in number, and although, he tried at it, he only had two daughters.
Their names were not mentioned, but the older one was the daughter of his principal wife, looking for a husband to marry into the family, while the daughter was the daughter of a servant. The Mo family originaly wanted to give her to someone but an adventure awaited her. When she was sixteen, the leader of a well-known cultivation family was passing by the area, and fell in love with her at first sight."
Some turned to Jin GuangShan suspecting him and some just knew it that the leader was him.
Madam Jin : Jin GuangShan. You piece of-
Fengmian : Oh gosh.
Madam yu : Jeez, such a pervert.
Qingheng - jun : A sixteen year old?
"Everyone admirers cultivators. Cultivation families, in the eye of common folk, are like people favored by God, mysterious yet noble. In the beginning, the people of the Mo village regarded the topic with contempt but since the Sect Leader often helped out, the Mo family recieved plenty of advantages. And so the directiobs of discussions changed, and the Mo family took pride in the matter, while everyone else envied the opportunity. The second lady of mo bore ---- son for the leader.
But, not for long, since the clan leader was only involved with her to experience something new, he grew tired of it in a few years. After Mo Xuanyu, turned four his father never came back."
Everyone : ಠ_â ï½£â à²
Madam Jin : You shameless mother fuck- anyways (she slaps Jin GuangShan). You should've atleast brought the child home.
"The second-lady of Mo did not believe this , that the father of her child would turn a deaf ear at this own son. Sure enough, when Mo Xuanyu turned fourteen, the sect leader took him back.
However, Mo Xuanyu was a homosexual and was driven back home shamefully because of it even before his cultivation had yet been cultivated enough to start practicing swordsmen ship."
Jiang Cheng : Seriously?
Jin Zixuan : Oh hell nah!
Wei Wuxian : So I was brought back in this unfortunates body?
Huaisang : You know what, Wei xiong!
Madam Jin : Why would you drive him back for being a homosexual?
"After returning he behaved like crazy. Almost as if his life was scared out of him .
The story was to complex to be put in words. Wei Wuxian's eyebrows twitched.
Not only a lunatic, a homosexual lunatic as well."
"Hahahahhahhahahhahahah", everyone laughed out loud except a few .
Bin bin : Aren't you a cutsleeve yourself?
A nie disciple : Maybe he hadn't realised yet.
Nie huaisang: Our future selves did told us that it took them a long while to confess to each other.
"That explained why there were enough rouge and powder on his face tonmake him look like a hanged ghost, and also why nobody was surprised at the large, bloody array on the ground.
Even if Mo Xuanyu painted the whole room red with blood, from the tiles of the ground to the walls of the ceiling, the others won't be overly surprised.
After all everybpdy knew his head had a screw loose."
Nie huaisang : That's just messed up.
Jiang Cheng : It is.
Xichen : So much blood .
(I skipped some parts.)
"The words on the paper were small and compact which hurt Wei Wuxian's eyes. He thought to himself, 'How fucked up is this persons life?' "
"Yes, how much?" Wei ying commented.
"Mn." Lan Wangji
Wei Ying smiled at his hubby's- I mean boyfies reply.
Jiang Cheng with a disturbed look : How much of a complicated life?
Xichen : Who knows if there is more!
Qiren : There must be! That is why he decided to sacrifice his soul .
Everyone nodded.
Fengmian : Indeed.
Madam Jin at Jin GuangShan : It's all your fault.
Jin GuangShan: (â à¹â â¢â ï¹â â¢â )
"The pain from his eyes shifted to his head. Supposedly, to use the forbidden technique, the caster would chant their wish silently. As the evil spirit being summoned, Wei Wuxian would have been able to hear his specific requirements."
Nie mingjue: Don't tell me he forgot about it.
Meng yao: Tch.
Wen Ruohan : ತâ _â Êâ ತ
"Although Wei Wuxian guessed he wanted to take revenge on the Mo family, but how should he do it? To what extent? To retrieve the item that were taken from him?Or to beat up everyone of the Mo family?
Or........to wipe out the whole family?"
Nie mingjue : Said so easily.
Qiren : Demonic cultivation.
Madam yu : Ugh.
Fengmian and Jin GuangShan : How strong is he in the future?!
Wen Ruohan : This is what I like.
All the youngsters were surprised.
"Wei Wuxian couldn't help but say,
'You've got the wrong person'."
Madam yu: What?!
Nie mingjue doubted .
And everyone was again surprised.
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