Nie Huaisang : I guess he likes donkeys.
Jin Zixuan laughs his ass out.
"In future timeline,
The screen starts to show jinshi."
"Huh, is it the future?"
"After 13 years or 20?"
"You can hear baby sounds and Wei Wuxian's voice
'Aah, my Baobei!' Wei Wuxian says with deep affection.
A baby was shown ."
Nie Huaisang : Don't tell me that the baby is......
Xichen : My brother's son.
Tian bao : I can't , he is so pretty.
"They could see a future Lan Wangji sitting beside Wei Wuxian on the bed.
The baby had rosy cheeks and was a carbon copy of Wangji of when he was a baby, though having Wei Wuxian's eyes."
Madam yu hated Wei Wuxian as she always thought but the baby was too cute to hate.
" 'I gave birth to him. But he looks like you!' He says with a pouting face looking at Lan Wangji "
Everyone : Kyahhhhh!
Xichen : He does look like Wangji a lot.
Yanli : But he's cute.
Qingheng - jun : Finally able to see another grandchild.
" 'Baba I brought the things you asked me to.' Says Sizhui as he enters the room with Jin Ling.
Wei Wuxian was cuddling the baby , 'A-yuan, thank you and can you please bring me some sweets from the market?'
'Of course' Lan Sizhui says when he turns around to Jin Ling 'Then....'
Jin Ling says ,'I'm kinda tired but alright!'
Wei Wuxian , 'Thank you so much, my little sweet nephew!!'
Jin Ling ,'Who's little?' As he gets out of the room.
Sizhui just went out smiling."
Nie Huaisang : Ah! Such a cute family.
Jiang Cheng : I don't know about anything. The baby is cute.
Lei yian : They created him.
Mian Mian : Yeah- oh my!
The sudden realisation hearing those words hit 'em all.
Nie Huaisang : They did it!
Nie Mingjue : Huaisang!!!!!!!
Xichen : Ummmm
Jiang Cheng : Now that I realised! Lan Wangji! You dare touched my brother!
Wei Wuxian stopping Jiang Cheng who was about to hit Lan Wangji : Calm down, calm down! Remember we're married there!
Madam yu : I'm utterly speechless.
Lan Qiren : My beloved nephew is ruined.
Wen Ruohan : But they are married there. Qiren.
Lan Qiren : Still. And who are you calling Qiren!
Jin GuangShan : They did some nasty work.
Madam Jin : Eww, GuangShan you are speaking about someone your childrens age like that!
Jin Zixuan : I don't believe what I'm seeing is true!
Yanli : It is.
Lan Wangji : "......"
" 'What did you asked Sizhui to bring?' asked Lan Wangji to his husband calmly.
'Baby toys! Especially the ones you bought for A-yuan when he was a kid.' Wei Wuxian.
Lan Wangji 'Baby toys?'
Wei Wuxian said excitedly, 'Yes! Now can you please open them for me.'
Lan Wangji 'Mn.' "
Wei Wuxian : Wah! Lan Zhan you are a good husband aren't you.
Lan Wangji : Only for Wei Ying.
Wei Wuxian : Stop! You should warn me before saying such things. You know I can't take it.
Jiang Cheng : Can you two flirt somewhere else?
Jin Zixuan : I support you.
Wei Wuxian : You two are just jealous.
"He opens the baby toys and starts to play with it in front of the baby.
Wei Wuxian, 'He's so adorable.'
'Mn' Lan Wangji says as he smiles.
Wei Wuxian then starts to play with the baby again, 'Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo......' He continuesly makes the baby laugh.
'Look, Lan Zhan he is smiling.'
Lan Wangji, 'Looks like Wei Ying.' "
Yanli : The baby indeed smiles like my A-xian.
Wei Wuxian : After all he is my son.
Fengmian : How nice! I'll be having a grandson so cute.
Madam yu couldn't help but agree at some point.
Nie Mingjue : Xichen you really became an uncle even before you yourself got married.
Xichen : I guess.
Sect leader yao : What is so much to be proud of a man getting pregnant?!
Jin Zixuan : There is always someone who ruins a moment.
Nie Huaisang : Yep. Always!
Meng yao : He speaks at the worst moment.
Everyone just starts roasting the shit out of Sect leader yao.
Sect leader yao : You guys-
" 'Baba!' Jingyi says jumping around jingshi as he enters.
Wei Wuxian, 'Yes.'
Jingyi 'Where is ge?'
Wangji, 'He went to the market.'
Jingyi 'With who?'
Wangji 'Jin Ling.'
Jingyi 'For what?'
Wei Wuxian , 'You see, I asked them to buy some sweets for me.'
Zizhen suddenly jumps out of nowhere, 'Good afternoon, Wei qianbei. Good afternoon Hanguang - jun!'
Wei Wuxian, 'Good afternoon my dear Zizhen.'
Lan Wangji just looks at the fellow junior and nods. "
Nie Huaisang : I completely forgot about this son of theirs.
Mian Mian : Me too.
Wen Qing : Well this one is more of rule breaker of a kind.
Lan Qiren : Atleast he's a good person.
"Jingyi 'You want sweets how odd! Baba, right papa?'
Wangji smiles at him without a respond.
Wei Wuxian, 'I can't eat spicy, you know! Since I just popped out a living baby out of me.' "
The whole cave bursts their stomachs out of laughter at that.
Jiang Cheng : Hahhahahahhah. Popped out?
Lee : That sounds so fucking. Hahahah.
Wen Qing : I'm glad men can know that how much a women suffers. Hahahah.
Jiang Cheng : Well, my brother is the only man who can know that.
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