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augustgram it's like 3 am but i just had a great idea so i had to record it before i forgot!!!
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zoejames go to sleep you're TOO. FUCKING. LOUD.
augustgram @zoejames fuck off ð
nikodamiano @zoejames @augustgram I can hear you from all the way over here in New York
augustgram @nikodamiano WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE??
nikodamiano @augustgram time is an illusion
taylorswift that sounds so fucking sick!!!!
augustgram @taylorswift AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE TOO
augustgram WHY IS EVERYONE STILL UP
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dms
taylorswift âï¸
It's hypocritical to judge people on their sleep schedules when yours is the most fucked up, August James
augustgram
but just cuz mine's shitty doesn't mean people i care about should be sleep deprived either ): you need sleep maam<3
taylorswift âï¸
No!!!! what I need is to write a fucking second verse for this song BUT IM ALL TAPPED OUT UGH
augustgram
OH OH OH
augustgram
ARE YOU WRITING A NEW SONG?
taylorswift âï¸
I may or may not be
augustgram
CAN I HEAR IT
taylorswift âï¸
You know what? Actually
taylorswift âï¸
wait
augustgram
waiting ð
taylorswift âï¸
Are you down to like video call or something?
augustgram
i- wha
taylorswift âï¸
I mean, it's pretty late so I understand if you're too tired! But it'd be more convenient to play whatever I got for you
augustgram
Yeah no I know I'm just
augustgram
hold on
taylorswift âï¸
holding on ð
augustgram
you're mocking me, aren't you? ð¤¨
taylorswift âï¸
Me? ð± I would never!
augustgram
Aha-ha-ha Okay anyway
augustgram
Here's number xxx-xxx-xxxx
taylorswift âï¸
Cool, thanks :)
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[Unknown Number]
Is this McDonald's?
August James
You really are especially hilarious this late at night
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Aw, thank you for noticing!
August James
You know, if this whole singing thing doesn't work out, maybe you could try out stand up comedy
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
You know, I did think about that once. Thankfully I sold a record or two
August James
Damn, I definitely would have gone to see you
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
For my comedy, but not my music
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Ouch!!
August James
OKAY THE SONG
MISS TAYLOR FUCKI SWIFT
RIGHT
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double update tonight because yall are the fucking best, i love u guys!!! anyway ð