text messages
May 2020
August James
taaaaaaaaaaylor
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auuuuuuuuuuuuuugust
August James
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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hellllooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
August James
what are you doing right now!
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How honest do you want me to be?
August James
uhm im kinda scared of your honest answer now? Lie to me<3
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isn't that a song or something
August James
I don't know, I don't listen to that kinda music
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How do you know what kinda music that is though? ð
August James
it just sounds like the title of a very cringey pop song, doesn't it?
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I bet you'd listen to it if it was like written by Bring me the horizon or something
August James
first of all im really surprised you know that band, second of all i would have in high school but not today!
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I know stuff ;)
August James
i'm sure you didn't mean for it to sound the way it did but this is very amusing
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oh ha-ha-ha !
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You'd listen to a song called Lie to Me if I wrote it though, right? :))
August James
uhu..... sure...... I mean, you'd have to force me
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Yeah, just like I forced you to listen to Lover!!!
August James
pffftttt Niko forced me technically
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And the fact that you absolutely adoooooooooore me and my music :)
August James
Ehh
August James
I mean, I guess ð¤·ð½ââï¸
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You are i m p o s s i b l e
August James
WE'RE GETTING SIDE TRACKED
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Wait, so you're telling me this conversation actually had a purpose?
August James
shut up you enjoy texting me!!
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Ehh
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I mean, I guess ð¤·ð¼ââï¸
August James
touché
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So, what's up!
August James
Are you busy right now?
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Do you want the whole truth or only half the truth?
August James
this again?ð
August James
fine! the whole truth
August James
Im gonna regret this, arent i?
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maybe
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I'm just pooping, really
August James
PFFFTTTTTTT that's so lame
August James
Why did you make it out to be something so ⨠scandalous �
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I didn't!! You did though and I only played along :)
August James
well jeeeeez then! I'm just never going to ask again and just demand things from you
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so, this is a business conversation?
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Okay, hold on! Let me get up and wipe so we can be professional!
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Should I dress up for the occasion too?
August James
TAYLOOOOOOR
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Okay my butt is clean ð
August James
wow thank you for that information!!
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you're welcome :D
August James
And you call me impossible ð©ð©
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What can I help you with, Auggie?ðð
August James
NOPE, you are NOT allowed to call me that!
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Butâ your sister did that one time!
August James
Yeah, cuz she SUCKS
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Whatever you say, Auggie!
August James
Okay, two can play at this game TayTay
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Doesn't bother me ð
August James
Tee-Tee
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Well, that just sounds like you're saying tits
August James
Lil Tay Tay
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Yaaas I'm turning into a hip-hop artist
August James
Yaaaas queen come for K*nye's career ð
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for censoring that, you're the og
August James
you're welcome ð ð
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So, is that all you got AUGGIE?
August James
No, Miss TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
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SHEESH is that still my name in your phone
August James
yes im never changing it :)
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OKAY FINE YOU WIN
August James
so, can I send you a song and get your opinion?
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OH
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Of course :))
August James
GREAT THANKS
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Of course :)
August James
[audiofile.mp3]
August James
Dont be
brutal pls!!
August James
taaaaaaaaaaylor
August James
its been like ten minuuuuuuuutes
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youre so whiny!!!
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Sorry, I had to feed my cats!
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Anyway! I've just listened to it and I'm utterly speechless! This is amazing, August! Did you just come up with it?
August James
I've been working on it for some time, actually!! I might need some help with the lyrics for the bridge. It's a little tricky
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Hmm okay! Give me a moment or two
August James
Thank you LIFE SAVERð©ð
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maybe that should be my contact name in your phone ð
August James
no.
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Whatever ð
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So, do you have any ideas for the bridge?
August James
Yes!
August James
something like
dududuudu that's the melody going up into the peak like until it reaches the denouement and it's like
something about having loved and being loved and lost and like you know to complete the theme of the song but then it's like bam! maybe its all a load of bullshit and it comes crashing down with the music like you heard in the instrumental bit that i recorded and yeah it just goes into the chorus again! and then duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun it ends on that
major chord instead, like oh, no actually, maybe theres hope?
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That's actually fucking genius
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August seriously, the music literally tells the story you're trying to tell even without the lyrics
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I hope you understand just how special that is
August James
stoooop i'll get emotionalð©
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OKAY lemme brain storm and get back to you
August James
thanks :)))
August James
a little bit of love, they say, is better than none
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hmmm how about
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I heard a little bit of love is better than none
What a load of bullshit, I say, I know I'm not your only, but at least I was one
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then BAM chorus!
August James
HOLD ON
August James
that might just be perfect OMG THANK YOU
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You wrote it!! I'm glad to have helped out though!!
August James
brb
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Okay!!
August James
[LovedandLost.one.mp3]
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August Elizabeth James
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I am making it my life's mission to get you to release a full length album
August James
brb gonna go cry for hours
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woop, hey guys!!! i hope youre all doing great :) happy monday! (im crying)