Chapter 26: 25

till forever falls apart | Taylor SwiftWords: 4316

text messages

You added MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT to the chat

You added bitchass to the chat

You changed the name to "SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS"

bitchass

Are we singing 2010 jonas brothers?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I'm pretty sure that was around 2007

bitchass

And how would you know 🧐

bitchass

wait august who did u add to this chat

bitchass

what even is this chat

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Is this Niko ?

bitchass

... yes..?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

omfg

bitchass

And who are you...? stranger with a lot of jonas brothers knowledge? 🤨

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Joe Jonas' ex-girlfriend 🤪🤪

bitchass

...

bitchass

am i texting Taylor Swift right now...?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Yeah, what's up with you two and always using my full name?!

bitchass

AUGUST YOU ASSHOLE ANSJSKAKA

bitchass

brb saving your number 😩😩

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Don't pull an August 😩

bitchass

I mean

bitchass

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I mean

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I guess that's better?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

(you guys are weird)

bitchass

thanks 😁

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

wait... do u think August is okay? She made this group chat and disappeared

bitchass

im sure she's fine....

August

I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT OKAY

August

AND WHILE YOU TWO ARE BEING FUXKING HILARIOUS OVER HERE I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

August

USELESS FRIENDS

bitchass

Uhm

bitchass

what

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Are you okay? 😭

August

NO

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Wait what happened? Do you need any help?

bitchass

wait this is serious wtf who am i punching?!!!

August

THERES

August

A FUCKING

August

GIANT

August

ASS

August

MOTHERFUCKING

August

SPIDER

August

IN THE BATHROOM

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

jesus christ you had me worried for a second

bitchass

spiders are her biggest fear

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Oh shit

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

August you'll be okay! It's just a spider!

August

NO ITS FUCKING NOT

August

ITS EVIL

August

ITS HERE TO KILL ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY

August

IT WONT LET ME FUCKING PEE

bitchass

Just throw a shoe at it or something and go pee jeez

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

noooo don't kill it ): it didn't do anything wrong

August

YOURE ON THE SPIDERS SIDE??!!!

August

i thiught you were my friend, Taylor.

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

i...

bitchass

dont mind her shes just OVERDRAMATIC

August

I AM NOT OVER DRAMATIC YOU ASSHOLE THERES A FUCKING SPIDER OUT TO GET ME AND IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE

August

IM THIS 🤏 CLOSE TO DYING

bitchass

AUGUST AKDJSKSKA

bitchass

JUST GO FUCKING PEE

AUGUST

I. cant.

August

LOOK AT IT

August

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Yikes thats big

August

SEEE??!!!

bitchass

Just get phoebe to eat it or somethinf

August

ARE YOU TRYINF TO POISON MY CHILD?

bitchass

AUUUUGUST

bitchass

ITS JUST A TINY ASS SPIDER

August

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Just... like tell your dad to come or something

August

He's at the hospital

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Oh shit is he okay???

August

oh! Yeah he's an oncologist

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Oh! That's good

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

What about your mom?

August

she's visiting my grandma 😒

bitchass

your sister...?

August

quarantining with her boyfriend 😭

bitchass

Well

bitchass

you'll just have to kill that spider yourself or pee in the backyard

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Don't y'all have a second bathroom 😭

bitchass

they do btw

August

I'm about to pee in the backyard

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

DONT PEE IN THE BACKYARD ARE YOU INSANE WMDJSKSKA

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Fucking hell I'm coming over

August

??? 😭 what why!?!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

to get rid of that spider for you duh

August

you dont have to wtf 😭

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I mean you're clearly useless in the presence of a spider, so someone's gotta take care of you

bitchass

I—

bitchass

[shared a location]

bitchass

this is her address 😊

August

I— do u just have that saved ?

bitchass

Yeah for emergencies

August

What kind of emergencies would require you to have my parents' home address saved on google maps?

bitchass

This one!

August

Taylor's gone quiet

bitchass

shes on her way 🤩

August

...

August

someone just parked in the driveway

August

Thats not dad's car

August

TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK MSNDNSSJS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

open the door!

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yall we made it to the #1 on the #taylorswift tag???? wtff im literally sobbing rn...