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You added MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT to the chat
You added bitchass to the chat
You changed the name to "SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS"
bitchass
Are we singing 2010 jonas brothers?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I'm pretty sure that was around 2007
bitchass
And how would you know ð§
bitchass
wait august who did u add to this chat
bitchass
what even is this chat
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Is this Niko ?
bitchass
... yes..?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
omfg
bitchass
And who are you...? stranger with a lot of jonas brothers knowledge? ð¤¨
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Joe Jonas' ex-girlfriend ð¤ªð¤ª
bitchass
...
bitchass
am i texting Taylor Swift right now...?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yeah, what's up with you two and always using my full name?!
bitchass
AUGUST YOU ASSHOLE ANSJSKAKA
bitchass
brb saving your number ð©ð©
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Don't pull an August ð©
bitchass
I mean
bitchass
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I mean
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I guess that's better?
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
(you guys are weird)
bitchass
thanks ð
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
wait... do u think August is okay? She made this group chat and disappeared
bitchass
im sure she's fine....
August
I AM MOST DEFINITELY NOT OKAY
August
AND WHILE YOU TWO ARE BEING FUXKING HILARIOUS OVER HERE I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
August
USELESS FRIENDS
bitchass
Uhm
bitchass
what
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Are you okay? ð
August
NO
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Wait what happened? Do you need any help?
bitchass
wait this is serious wtf who am i punching?!!!
August
THERES
August
A FUCKING
August
GIANT
August
ASS
August
MOTHERFUCKING
August
SPIDER
August
IN THE BATHROOM
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
jesus christ you had me worried for a second
bitchass
spiders are her biggest fear
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Oh shit
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
August you'll be okay! It's just a spider!
August
NO ITS FUCKING NOT
August
ITS EVIL
August
ITS HERE TO KILL ME AND MY WHOLE FAMILY
August
IT WONT LET ME FUCKING PEE
bitchass
Just throw a shoe at it or something and go pee jeez
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
noooo don't kill it ): it didn't do anything wrong
August
YOURE ON THE SPIDERS SIDE??!!!
August
i thiught you were my friend, Taylor.
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
i...
bitchass
dont mind her shes just OVERDRAMATIC
August
I AM NOT OVER DRAMATIC YOU ASSHOLE THERES A FUCKING SPIDER OUT TO GET ME AND IM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE
August
IM THIS ð¤ CLOSE TO DYING
bitchass
AUGUST AKDJSKSKA
bitchass
JUST GO FUCKING PEE
AUGUST
I. cant.
August
LOOK AT IT
August
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Yikes thats big
August
SEEE??!!!
bitchass
Just get phoebe to eat it or somethinf
August
ARE YOU TRYINF TO POISON MY CHILD?
bitchass
AUUUUGUST
bitchass
ITS JUST A TINY ASS SPIDER
August
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Just... like tell your dad to come or something
August
He's at the hospital
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Oh shit is he okay???
August
oh! Yeah he's an oncologist
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Oh! That's good
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
What about your mom?
August
she's visiting my grandma ð
bitchass
your sister...?
August
quarantining with her boyfriend ð
bitchass
Well
bitchass
you'll just have to kill that spider yourself or pee in the backyard
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Don't y'all have a second bathroom ð
bitchass
they do btw
August
I'm about to pee in the backyard
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
DONT PEE IN THE BACKYARD ARE YOU INSANE WMDJSKSKA
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
Fucking hell I'm coming over
August
??? ð what why!?!
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
to get rid of that spider for you duh
August
you dont have to wtf ð
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
I mean you're clearly useless in the presence of a spider, so someone's gotta take care of you
bitchass
Iâ
bitchass
[shared a location]
bitchass
this is her address ð
August
Iâ do u just have that saved ?
bitchass
Yeah for emergencies
August
What kind of emergencies would require you to have my parents' home address saved on google maps?
bitchass
This one!
August
Taylor's gone quiet
bitchass
shes on her way ð¤©
August
...
August
someone just parked in the driveway
August
Thats not dad's car
August
TAYLOR WHAT THE FUCK MSNDNSSJS
MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
open the door!
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yall we made it to the #1 on the #taylorswift tag???? wtff im literally sobbing rn...