Chapter 28: 27

text messages

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I'm curious to know

August James

know what?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

if my contact name is still MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT in your phone

August James

it most definitely is!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

WHYYYY

August James

I mean, in case someone like steals or hacks my phone

August James

right

August James

and they go through my contacts and find you, they'll know it's the real deal!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

You know what, I'm pretty sure it should be the OPPOSITE

August James

But what if that person really needs to contact you!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

And the only way to contact me would be through hacking your phone?

August James

Hey, you mock, but you never know what might be going on in that poor hacker's life

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

You're right!

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I should send you some sort of NDA to sign, I'm starting to no longer trust you

August James

Yeah 😤

August James

Yeah aha-ha, I'm about to call TMZ! I have them on speed dial! It was nice being your friend 🙏

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Since I'm already here, I'll just text you all the juicy gossip, yeah?

August James

omg! would u really? Thanks!!!

August James

While we're on the subject

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

uhu

August James

What do you have me saved as in your contacts??

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

not MISS AUGUST FUCKING JAMES

August James

Well that's a bummer 😒

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I mean, it shouldn't be

August James

WELL IT IS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

how? 🤔

August James

So, what IS my contact name

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Just your name!

August James

Just my name?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Yeah?

August James

So... August James?

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

Yes!!

August James

.....

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

WHAT

August James

nothing 😒

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

WHATS WRONG WITH THAT

August James

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

August James

OH MY GOD

August James

You did not just—

August James

I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST USED YOURSELF AS A MEME TO MOCK ME AND MY PAIN

August James

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

KAJDJSJSJS

MISS TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT

I'll tell you what! I'll change your contact name if you change mine

August James

I see how it is...

August James

Okay, Swift. I like your style

August James

deal

Lil Tay Tay

Okay... what did you change it to?

Lil Auggie

😁😁😁😁

Lil Auggie

Lil Tay Tay

AUGUST SKDKSKSKAKA

Lil Auggie

wby? 😌

Lil Tay Tay

Lil Auggie

TAYLOR ANDKAKAKAAK

Lil Tay Tay

Are you happy now? 😸

Lil Auggie

No, you used a cat emoji unironically

Lil Tay Tay

😿

Lil Auggie

but i hate us ajdjsksks i cant believe we did that

Lil Tay Tay

we did THAT

Lil Auggie

Our minds 🤯🤯

Lil Tay Tay

Amazing, right?

Lil Auggie

Absolutely!

Lil Tay Tay

So are we good now?

Lil Auggie

Absolutely!

Lil Tay Tay

So, whatcha doin now? :D

Lil Auggie

making noodles !

Lil Tay Tay

You eat noodles way too much for it to be healthy

Lil Auggie

I'm 10% human, 90% spicy chicken instant ramen noodles

Lil Tay Tay

That's a little concerning, August!

Lil Auggie

🤷🏽‍♀️ I'm going through it

Lil Tay Tay

I'm ordering sushi for dinner!

Lil Auggie

Okay well don't rub it in 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

I was inviting you 🙄

Lil Auggie

For sushi...?  🙄

Lil Tay Tay

Yeah 🙄

Lil Auggie

i'm still gonna eat my ramen tho and then im gonna eat the sushi as well 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

That's cool. Anything in particular you'd like for me to order? 🙄

Lil Auggie

The crispy salmon thingy 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

Okay 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

Are we ever gonna stop rolling our eyes through emojis? 🙄

Lil Auggie

No 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

Okay 🙄

Lil Tay Tay

Text me when you leave 🙄

Lil Auggie

Sure 🙄