Chapter 40: 39

till forever falls apart | Taylor SwiftWords: 2478

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augustgram Phoebe looking betrayed and making me feel like the worst mother ever, moments before realising that she was actually coming with me

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nikodamiano poor pheebs 🥺 you better have apologised 😠

augustgram @nikodamiano PLS she got like so many treats AND dog ice cream. She's living her best life right now

zoejames those better not be my pants that you packed... I swear I'll follow you all the way over there

augustgram @zoejames UHHHHHHH GOTTA GO BYE

zoejames @augustgram GOD AUGUST YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CLOTHES

augustgram @zoejames but yours are cooler 😔

zoejames @augustgram yeah i know. I want the pants back in one piece 😠

augustgram @zoejames yes ma'am 😳

taylorswift I know the feeling 😔 You know how hard it is to get three cats out of one suitcase???

augustgram @taylorswift sorry, can't relate !!!

gigihadid OMG APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

augustgram @gigihadid BESTIE I PROMISE I DID

taylorswift @gigihadid with my credit card✌️

gigihadid @taylorswift good, maybe you'll finally get extra brownie points with the universe, you dog hater

augustgram @gigihadid GASP, WHAT DID U SAY?

taylorswift @augustgram you can't trust her. I love Phoebe with all my heart

gigihadid @taylorswift I think we all know why hehe

augustgram @gigihadid why? 🤨

nikodamiano @gigihadid explain

username1 @gigihadid omg why?

gigihadid uhhh g2g

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augustgram anyway, y'all know I had to do a cringey travelling photo dump

(ps i promise all covid safety procedures were followed at all times and masks were on the entire time)

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username1 you forgot the passport and ticket photos bestie. it's not cringey enough

augustgram @username1 oH NOOOO maybe next time 😞 thanks for the tip<3 much appreciated! I need all the help I can get on my journey to becoming the cringiest August the world has ever seen

nikodamiano @augustgram dear lord (hozier) help us

username1 omg is that olivia

augustgram @username1 I don't know any Olivias, I'm sorry 😔

taylorswift omg my daughter in the last pic<33

zoejames i need to know. Did you faceplant in that video?

augustgram @zoejames no my reflexes are godlike

taylorswift @zoejames somehow, she butt-planted

nikodamiano LMAOOOOOOO IDIOT

augustgram @nikodamiano I'm gonna fuck you up, little bitch 😠

nikodamiano @augustgram JEEZ CHILL DUDE

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