text messages
bitchass = Niko
July = August
July
taylor swift thinks phoebe is my girlfriend or something
bitchass
MSNDKSKSKS what? I need context pls
July
TAYLOR SWIFT
July
GRAMMY WINNER
July
WORLD FAMOUS POP STAR
July
Thinks the song I wrote about my dog is about a partner or someone im actually in love with
bitchass
I STILL DONT GET IT
bitchass
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
July
BECAUSE SHE SAID PHOEBE MUST BE A LUCKY GIRL AND THEN I HAD TO BE LIKE LMAO THE SONGS ABOUT MY DOG AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE WHAAAT YOUR DOG AND I WAS LIKE YEAH MY DOF AND I SENT HER A PICTURE OF MY DAUGHTER
bitchass
Youâ
bitchass
Iâ
bitchass
bitchass
You sent... Taylor Swift... A Picture of Phoebe...?
July
YES ANDJSJSJS
bitchass
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? IT's LIKE FUCKING 2 AM
July
LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO
bitchass
BITCB WHAT
July
YES
bitchass
BITCH I REPEAT
bitchass
WHAT???!!!!!
bitchass
July
OKAY SO im like just casually working on garage band right and then my phone buzzes and im like wtf does this bitch want (this bitch being u cuz no one else texts me) except its fucking instagram and it was a fuxking dm from taylor swift and at first i was like haha nice one troll bUT THEN MY PHONE BUZZED AGAIN AND IT WAS ANOTHER DM FROM HER AND THERE WAS A BLUE TICK AND EVERYTHINF AND LIKE SHE HAD MILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS SO ITS LEGIT AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HEY YOUR MUSICS GREAT GOOD JOB ð AND I PROCEEDED TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND SHE PROCEEDED TO KESP ON TEXTING ME???!!!!!! SO I PROCEEDED TO HAVE AN EVEN BIGGER MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND RHEN I TOLD HER I WAS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN WHEN SHE SAID I COULD LIKE BE GRAMMY LEVEL AND SHE SENT CUTE EMOJIS??!!!! HOW DARE SHE
bitchass
AUGUST WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
July
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NIKO
bitchass
WHAT NAMDNSNS
July
SHE JUST FOLLOSED MY INSTA
bitchass
July
this is so embarrassing i dont even follow her
bitchass
YOURE SOâ
bitchass
WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU
July
idk ):
bitchass
did u leave her on read
bitchass
are u ignoring taylor swift to text me rn
July
no im ifnoeing taykor sekft yo sit in the shower and fhink about my life decisions
bitchass
are u seriously?
bitchass
and why tf cant u type well jeez
July
bc im in the shower thinking about my kife decisions and having a mental breakdown
bitchass
at 2 am?
bitchass
sounds fair enough
July
yup
July
bitchass
i love u you idiot GO TEXT TAYLOR SWIFT AND RELL HER I LOVE HER
July
NO
bitchass
you know what
bitchass
you need to post a picture with me and have her see ir and like it and then she'll know i exist
July
no! now goodbye i need my alone time in the shower :')
bitchass
dont drown!!
July
ill tryð©ð©
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i couldn't help it! i had to update again eeep
august and niko are basically me and my best friend tbh