August's stories
one hour later
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taylorswift âï¸
replying to your story
You should *probably* save that file and actually try to get some sleep!
sent 03:43 a.m.
augustgram
omg hi
augustgram
you're awake too
augustgram
assuming we're in the same country then you're also way past your bedtime ð¤¨
augustgram
taylorswift âï¸
BAHAHAHAHA is that from The Good Place?
augustgram
YES IT IS!!! I see you are a woman of culture
taylorswift âï¸
Indeed I am
taylorswift âï¸
As for your assumption above, this country does have I think six timezones so, is it really my bedtime?
augustgram
i mean, if you're in nEw Yodkt then it's way too early for you to be up right now and if you're in california then it's way too late for you to be up right now so either way
augustgram
c h e s s  mate
taylorswift âï¸
Oh! I've never been to nEw Yodkt before! Is the weather nice there this time of year?
augustgram
OH FUCK OFF AKDJSJSNAit's 4 am i cant see my screen
taylorswift âï¸
Rude but also you're further proving my point that you should probably get some sleep
augustgram
okay... okay okay let's say i just set my laptop aside and im in bed and under the covers and cuddling phoebe and everything
taylorswift âï¸
are you??
augustgram
I am
taylorswift âï¸
I don't even know you and I find that very hard to believe!
augustgram
LETS JUST SAY THAT I AM, MISS SWIFT
augustgram
WHY ARE YOU UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
taylorswift âï¸
how do you know that it's 4 in the morning where I am? ð¤¨
augustgram
what time is it where you are?
taylorswift âï¸
4 in the morning
augustgram
ð
augustgram
i never knew you were this funny
taylorswift âï¸
awww you think I'm funny :))
augustgram
TAYLOR SWIFT WHY ARE YOU AWAK AT 4 AM AND DMING ME ???
taylorswift âï¸
Benji woke me up and now I can't go back to sleep!
augustgram
well screw benji for being such a dick!
taylorswift âï¸
No he's cute ):
augustgram
the male species does not always tend to be cute in my opinion
augustgram
except for harry styles of course
taylorswift âï¸
While I might not entirely disagree with you (on the first comment of course) , may I present Sir Benjamin Button, cutest cat in the world?
taylorswift âï¸
augustgram
oh wow it's really you
taylorswift âï¸
WHO DID YOU THINK WAS TALKING TO YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME? AKSKSNSN
augustgram
I DONT KNOW AN IMPOSTER
augustgram
AND BY THE WAY YOUR CAT IS ADORABLE
taylorswift âï¸
THANK YOU
taylorswift âï¸
AND WHY WOULD AN IMPOSTER BE USING MY OFFICIAL ACCOUNT TO DM YOU
augustgram
I DONT KNOW !!!! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE FOR MY 4 AM BRAIN
taylorswift âï¸
Okay, that's pretty fair
taylorswift âï¸
you really didn't know benjamin was my cat?
augustgram
Heyâ you thought my dog was my girlfriend!!!!
taylorswift âï¸
You did write her a love song
augustgram
because shes my soulmate ð¥º
taylorswift âï¸
That is literally so cute ð
taylorswift âï¸
Do you not know about Meredith and Olivia either?
augustgram
No... but I feel like I'mabout to find out?
taylorswift âï¸
Wow you have great intuition!
taylorswift âï¸
meet Olivia
taylorswift âï¸
augustgram
omg it rly is you
taylorswift âï¸
are you gonna say that every time?
augustgram
listen...
augustgram
i might
taylorswift âï¸
Thanks for the heads up!
taylorswift âï¸
and This is Meredith Grey!
taylorswift âï¸
augustgram
omg it's not you ):
taylorswift âï¸
you sound disappointed
augustgram
i might be
augustgram
WAIT MEREDITH GREY?
taylorswift âï¸
Yup!
augustgram
like from greys?
taylorswift âï¸
yup!!!
augustgram
and benjamin button and let me guess OliviaBenson???
taylorswift âï¸
exactly YES!
augustgram
you named your cats after fictional characters
taylorswift âï¸
I sense a bit of judgement
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That would be hypocritical on my part
taylorswift âï¸
would it?
augustgram
augustgram
this is phoebe princess consuela banana-hammock buffay
taylorswift âï¸
OMGG
taylorswift âï¸
I am actually freaking out right now
taylorswift âï¸
That is too adorable
augustgram
the picture? ;)
taylorswift âï¸
The dog's name ð
augustgram
You're right, it absolutely is!
taylorswift âï¸
and the picture!
augustgram
oH