Chapter 7: 06

instagram

taylor's stories

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gigihadid ✔️

replying to your story

Girl, get some sleep

taylorswift ✔️

Girl, you get some sleep

gigihadid ✔️

No Z and I are watching a movie!!!

taylorswift ✔️

Well, my children and I are writing music

gigihadid ✔️

OMG REALLY?

gigihadid ✔️

NEW ALBUM?

taylorswift ✔️

No way omg! I'm just trying to keep my creative ✨ juices ✨ flowing

gigihadid ✔️

smort

taylorswift ✔️

alright go make love to your man or whatever 🙄

gigihadid ✔️

shhhhh the baby will hear you

taylorswift ✔️

?????!!!!

.....

augustgram

you replied to their story

Excuse me, ma'am, get some sleep!!!!

taylorswift ✔️

First of all, why are you ma'aming me? Am I really that old ????

taylorswift ✔️

Second of all, you get some sleep!!!!

augustgram

you're not old just like super rich and famous which automatically makes you a ma'am

taylorswift ✔️

Huh... interesting

augustgram

You know what

augustgram

You're right

augustgram

Goodnight!!!

taylorswift ✔️

Wait, really? omg I didn't think it would work

sent 01:52 a.m.

taylorswift ✔️

Did you actually go to sleep? This is surprising

sent 02:27 a.m.

augustgram

I love how we've only had three conversations and you already know all about my shitty sleep schedule

sent 02:32 a.m.

taylorswift ✔️

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP

taylorswift ✔️

This is not healthy, August James!

augustgram

Wow, okay mom

augustgram

wait my middle name is elizabeth

augustgram

do it again, maybe it'll scare me for real

taylorswift ✔️

weird but okay?

taylorswift ✔️

This is not healthy, August Elizabeth James! Get some sleep!

augustgram

Naahh theres no edge to it

taylorswift ✔️

Excuse me, I can be edgy!

augustgram

I hear you're a sweetheart though!!!!

taylorswift ✔️

Have you not seen my whole Reputation era 💁🏼‍♀️ It's edgy as fuck!

augustgram

uhhhh

taylorswift ✔️

I really don't mean to sound conceited but where were you in 2017

augustgram

Okay listen

augustgram

... typing

taylorswift ✔️

You're not actually one of my haters are you? Cuz then the past week would have been incredibly awkward...

augustgram

OSJDJSJSJS no omg Niko would personally murder me

augustgram

I would just like to preface whatever I'm about to say with this very important detail: I THINK YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLY TALENTED MUSICIAN AND I RESPECT YOU AS AN ARTIST OR AS NIKO WOULD SAY A GODDESS

taylorswift ✔️

omg I really need to meet that Niko you keep mentioning

taylorswift ✔️

Sounds like a pretty neat person!

augustgram

Nah, he only worships the ground you walk on

taylorswift ✔️

Ah! Like I said, NEAT!

taylorswift ✔️

Okay, you respect me as a musician BUT...?

augustgram

You have to understand that I went through a HORRIBLE phase of "I'm not like other girls" during my teenage years

taylorswift ✔️

Oh my god you were totally one of those TAYLOR SWIFT SUCKS 🤮 on twitter people OMG

augustgram

I WAS NOT I PROMISE

augustgram

It was more like

augustgram

my music taste is too superior for the pop country shit you're listening to, Kayla 😤

taylorswift ✔️

BAHAHAH I feel like that Kayla is a real person?

augustgram

she is and in high school she used to run around the school shoving a picture she took with you at a meet and greet in everyone's faces

augustgram

You could say that while I never bullied her to her face, I did kind of talk shit about her with my friends

taylorswift ✔️

Just cuz she, as the internet kids say these days, stans me? She sounds woke

taylorswift ✔️

anyway THAT HURTS

augustgram

It will make you feel better to know that I was an emo kid. The embarrassing kind that belted out MCR and P!ATD lyrics any chance she got

taylorswift ✔️

Yes that absolutely does make me feel so much better actually

taylorswift ✔️

I feel compelled to tell you also that that made me laugh out loud and I definitely do need a picture or two of you during that phase

augustgram

n e v e r

augustgram

they will go to the grave with me

taylorswift ✔️

Maybe I should ask that Niko guy

augustgram

you don't even know him so haha nice! try!

sent 02:54 a.m.

taylorswift ✔️

Is that his account?

sent 03:12 a.m.

taylorswift ✔️

augustgram

eye-

augustgram

did you actually spend the last 20 minutes stalking my account until you found his user?

augustgram

WAIT DID YOU FOLLOW HIM

augustgram

WHY DID YOU FOLLOW HIM

taylorswift ✔️

Yes, I did 😊

taylorswift ✔️

Yeah... Should I not have followed him?

augustgram

augustgram

this is YOUR fault

taylorswift ✔️

I'm so sorry....?

augustgram

YOU SHOULD BE

taylorswift ✔️

Maybe I should DM him and ask him for those photos

augustgram

if you werent taylor swift i would have blocked you already

taylorswift ✔️

Wow my fame finally came in handy! I am block-proof!!

augustgram

ALSJSJSJS I HATE YOU

taylorswift ✔️

😔 😔 I called it

augustgram

Sorry /:

taylorswift ✔️

Wait are those my lyrics in his bio?

taylorswift ✔️

You know what, I'm sending him all of my merch. That's it, tell Niko he's my bestie

augustgram

I am telling him NO SUCH THING

augustgram

and you are doing NO SUCH THING

augustgram

ILL MEVER HEAR THE END OF THIS

augustgram

wait... are you still stalking his account trying to find embarrassing pictures of me?

taylorswift ✔️

... maybe

augustgram

HA jokes on you! Niko and I met in college

taylorswift ✔️

DAMN IT

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double update bc yall have been so supportive and nice!! thank u for reading this fic and i hope youve enjoyed the past couple of chaps :)