Chapter 9: 08

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OMG LIAR

sent 11:38 a.m.

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Uhmmmmmm good morning, Taylor Swift

sent 01:22 p.m.

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It's like 1 o'clock

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It's more like good afternoon, August James

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Listen NO

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I know afternoon literally means after noon but NO vibe-wise it's like after 4pm

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Why does that make sense

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I don't know, Mercury being in retrograde or something

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Anyway back to my original point

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LIAR

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THAT IS A VERY BIG ACCUSATION RIGHT THERE

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L I A R!!!

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uh anyway

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wow, would you look at the time!

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YOU WERE AT THE REPUTATION TOUR

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wait really? sndnsjsjz

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Your friend literally tagged you in that post ?

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I have to be honest

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I had no idea that was the reputation era

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I was dressed pretty edgy that day, wasn't I?

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... I HONESTLY DONT REMEMBER

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YOU WERE LITERALLY THERE APPARENTLY

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I WAS TOO BUSY COMPLAINING AKDJSJDJSJS

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OH MY GOSH

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Every time you say anything, it just proves to me more and more that you really do hate me

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I DONT I PROMISE

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I WAS JUST PRETTY OBNOXIOUS IN MY TEENAGE YEARS

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THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO

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Okay I might still have a pretty obnoxious taste in music

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So you just don't like my music?

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I do like You Belong With Me

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August James, you are quite the interesting person

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Another confession: I actually did enjoy your show that day but I couldn't recognise a single song to save my life!

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Niko has done an awful job as your best friend

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LSJSKSKSKSK i'll make sure to tell him you said that!

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But it's really my fault! I never let him play his music whenever we're together 😬😬😬

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You're an AUX cord hog aren't you?

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guilty!

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Like... Okay, sure, I don't mind listening to the occasional pop song but I'd rather listen to like Bon Iver or Hozier

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Or some emo band??

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You are hilarious actually!

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Thanks, I try :)

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I do respect that though. Two of my favourite artists!

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You know, I *did* collaborate woth Brendon Urie...

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OH I know!

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And... what did you think?

sent 01:44 p.m.

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... typing

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That is one long ass message you're typing there...

sent 01:48 p.m.

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I-

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I mean

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LIKE

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Your voice was pretty

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YOU HATED IT

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NO it's just

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not my cup of tea?

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You are awfully nice at telling me you don't actually like my stuff KSJSJSJSJ

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LSJDJSJAKAJS

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I just keep on embarrassing myself

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How are u still texting me 😩

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You're quite interesting, August!

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I—

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SMH AUGUST ðŸ˜