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12 lgbt people
rockstar98 renamed the chat name to '13 lgbt people'
vernon
now chan isn't left out
cheol
are you bisexual, chan? i am too!
jeonghan
im gay
josh
pansexual
junhui
asexual
soonyoung
gay
wonwoo
pansexual
jihoon
asexual
dokyeom
pansexual!!
mingyu
bisexual
minghao
gay
seungkwan
gay
vernon
demiromantic
chan
we already know vernon
vernon
can u stop telling me that? has it ever occurred to u that i feel left out if i don't follow along? Has It?
chan
speaking of feeling left out, why didn't u guys invite me to ur little lunch date? :(
seungkwan
i agree with chan
seungkwan
soonyoung told me he was busy with dance and then two hours later i realized i just got lied to from a sneaky bitch
soonyoung
how is this already my third time getting called a bitch in One day?
junhui
third time? ik jihoon was the second but who was the third?
soonyoung
if i start talking about it i won't be able to stop
cheol
junhui what have you done
soonyoung
basically i went to the gym early in the morning
jeonghan
someone block him so he'll get kicked from the group chat
soonyoung
and this fucking kid. he was like a high school student? told me i was using the weights incorrectly
chan
what did u say to him?
seungkwan
goddamnit chan
soonyoung
i called him a twink and told him that i knew what i was doing
soonyoung
so he called me a bitch and spilled my coffee on the floor cause he's petty af
chan
LMAO u called him a twink? why would he get offended by that? #TwinkiesRuletheWorld
soonyoung
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!?!
josh
im convinced chan and soonyoung are soulmates
vernon
not true
soonyoung
aww are you jealous of me and chan's friendship, nonie? â¥ï¸
vernon
call me many things but it crosses the line if u think id be jealous of hoshi
chan
hoshi? gaze of a tiger?
wonwoo
to sum it up he's a furry
jeonghan
and he'll never beat the allegations
chan
when vernonie told me u guys were weird i wasn't expecting this
chan
he was right
vernon
i told you guys :/
vernon
that's the reason i didn't want him to join the gc. because u guys might make him feel uncomfortable
mingyu
how could u say that nonie? :(
vernon
im sorry it's just the truth :(
cheol
the faith you have in us
chan
im not uncomfortable, u guys are funny that's for sure
chan
i honestly didn't have many friends growing up and vernon was my only one
chan
it's sad but im glad i was able to meet u all
chan
it really makes me want to step out of my comfort zone <3
dokyeom
y'all who's cutting onions
jihoon
oh i am
jihoon
im making tteokbokki
cheol
OMG HE IS I SMELL IT
chan
either u have a really strong sense of smell or ur his roommate
cheol
the latter
chan
oh i wish i had a roommate :(
dokyeom
jeonghan hyung did you hear that?
dokyeom
it sounded like someone fell
jeonghan
it's just soonyoung packing his bags so he could move out and live with chan
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A/N these bitches are chaotic af
i hope you're enjoying the chapters so far, im having a lot of fun writing! just a little note: this fic isn't going to be very serious and might have a tinyyyyy bit of drama but it's mostly stupid and fun :D