Translator: Blushy
Editor: SenjiQ
After playing hide-and-seek a lot, they got bored. Then, âOkay, letâs play tag!â it turned out like this. Well, of course. But there was a problem.
The odds of winning at tag are proportional to the speed and nimbleness of oneâs feet. This means that the two and three year olds are at a disadvantage. So, I had a strategy meeting with Nico.
âNico, wethâsh do thhath.â
âThat, huh.â Nico groaned and crossed his arms. Even at the castle, there were times when we went against Chris, and even if we made Chris our ally, we had to go against Felicia, Nii-sama or Gill, or against other unfavourable conditions. Therefore, Nico and I plan and practice our strategy each time.
âThe problem with that is that we can only do it once.â
âWe canâth win againshth big widsh in thag in thhe firshth pwace.â (We canât win against big kids in tag in the first place)
âEspecially not you Lei.â
Itâs annoying how he made it sound as if I was slow.
I glanced at Lawk and Jeff. They were talking about something. By the way, Nii-sama and the others were looking at us with a smile while in deep conversation. Itâs good that they seem to be enjoying themselves.
âI think itâs fine if we have fun even if we lose.â
How upright is this three year old? But the reality is that itâs not all about having fun. The world of little kids is tough. We have to make a big impact from the beginning.
âIthâsh noth fun tho woshe aww thhe thime.â (Itâs not fun to lose all the time)
We should still try even if we know that weâre going to lose. Itâs important to be acknowledged.
âJushth once. If we win jushth once thhen ithâww be oursh.â (Just once. If we win just once, then itâll be ours)
âIs that how it is?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âYesh.â
âThen, letâs do it.â
We had to have special rules for tag to do this. We will definitely lose in an ordinary game of tag.
âGib me wong wniththed woow.â (Give me long knitted wool)
âKnitted wool?â
The maid looked at me curious when I asked for this, but she prepared it for me. Nico and I took that and laid the wool in the shape of a big gourd in a wide area. Everyone looked at us curiously. I had the feeling that Hans, Natalie, Nii-sama and Gill were smiling wryly. Nii-sama and Gill were probably remembering what had happened to them once.
ââItâ will be outside of these lines, and the others will be in the gourd. If âitâ can touch the people inside the gourd then âitâ wins. If âitâ canât touch the people inside then âitâ loses,â Nico explained.
âAlright, Iâll probably catch the people inside this narrow space in no time!â Lawk, who was âitâ, said lively.
âThen, we three will be inside. Alright, begin!â At the sound of Jeffâs voice, Lawk ran around the gourd, but I moved in a straight line for the gourdâs thickest part, where he wouldnât be able to reach me. I did get caught eventually, but the game lasted for a while and it was quite fun.
On the other hand, even if I become âitâ, I can eventually catch them as they move if I wait at the narrow part of the gourd. Itâs a very child-friendly game of tag.
The time had finally come after we changed âitâ a few times. As expected, Lawk realised that he didnât have to run around and just wait at the gourdâs narrowest point.
âNico.â
âReady?â
âAi!â
Operation time. Nico and I began to move inch by inch to the thinnest part of the gourd.
âQuickly!â
Lawk grinned, since he was convinced that he was going to win. Nico approached close to him and quickly shifted to the side. Lawk reached out and lost his balance a little.
I quickly got down on all four and crawled past him in a narrow space.
âB-bug.â
Rude. Youâre always like this even though youâve seen me done this many times. How are you a guard? Honestly, itâs just that I still crawl faster than I run. I didnât practice crawling just for the sake of it.
âAh, thatâs not fair!â
âThereâsh no ruwe shaying I canâth craww.â (Thereâs no rule saying I canât crawl)
âAh!â
Nico quickly moved to the thin place while Lawk was distracted by me. He wonât be able to catch Nico now even if Nico just waits there.
Nico and I folded our arms and grinned at the gourdâs thickest place. But we let our guard down and Lawk caught us from the other side. What a shame.
âYou guys are good.â
However, this made Lawk like us, and Jeff also liked us since we gave Lawk a run for his money. Thus, we had to come up with interesting games to play while we were in the mansion.
âIf onwy I shthayed quieth from the shtharth...â (If only I stayed quiet from the start)
I regretted it but, âYouâre not very quiet in the first place, so what could you have done?â
âTsk.â
Thatâs not true. I am. But it was the winter of my second year when I realised that I might be a little bit competitive.