Chapter 241 Body Double
Part 2
Of course, Her Imperial Highness, Princess Murina would not normally enter Kilkill-kunâs bag. So, that means, in other words, she entered the bag thanks to an unnatural method.
No matter how friendly he is I donât think that the Emperor of Zebrudia would allow Her Imperial Highness to be put into the bag of a macho magical creature, which means that this could be, maybe, you knowââA kidnapping?
â¦â¦ When I am reborn, next time I want to be a stone.
âWhat do you think, how is it, my masterpieceââKilkill-kun N°2.â (Sytry)
Does that mean that you created it to kill-kill me?
Sytry said that in an exhilarating voice. That voiceââIt is the tone when she wants to be praised. I am not going to praise you!?
âWh-Where did you kidnap that from?â (Cry)
âEh? I made it from the blood I extracted. It was a lot of hard work. I worked very hard.â (Sytry) n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
â!? !???â (Cry)
Not good, the chocolate I just ate is coming back out of my mouth. My heart was beating in an alarming way.
She made it? Did Sytry just say that she made it!? The more I looked at Kilkill-kun N°2, the more I saw that she was the Imperial Princess herself. But when I looked closely, I felt that she was a little taller, and above all, I donât think that even Her Imperial Highness, Princess Murina, who had been frightened all throughout the second half of the trip, would not say a word after being kidnapped.
Maybe Sytryâs headâ¦â¦ Is as low as the âLowest Mountains (Saitei Sanmyaku)â?
Which is better between that and a kidnapping?
When I was at the peak of my confusion, Sytry says.
âHow is it? I have⦠I have worked so hard to create a new magical creature! And yet, Cry-san, are you really telling me that you are not going to give me the âFox (Kitsune)â!?â (Sytry)
âDonât tell me you are threatening me!?â (Cry)
âEh?â (Sytry)
âEhâ¦â¦?â (Cry)
Sytry dumbfoundedly stared at me, so I involuntarily also stared at her dumbfoundedly.
Her Imperial Highness blinked her eyes quietly, looked at me and opened her pretty lips. She says in a beautiful voice that sounds like the tinkling of a bell.
âKillkillâ¦â¦â (Kilkill-kun N°2)
Nono, letâs think this through. When you create a look-alike of Her Imperial Princess, it would cause a lot of problems, no?
What the hell? Are you living out of curiosity? Actually, I have always thought Sytryâs desire to explore was a little overkill, seriously!
Her Imperial Princess *sutasuta* toddled in front of me and stood by as if it was waiting for my order. Since she had the same appearance as the Imperial Princess, I would like her to go back to her castle, but if she goes back to her castle, there will be two Imperial Princesses.
The only fortunate thing is that Franz-san is not here.
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â (Kilkill-kun N°2)
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â (Cry)
Silence filled the room.
What are you going to do now, think! Arenât you the divine strategist, Cry Andrich! You can do it! If you are the divine strategist, then even this kind of situationââNo, even if I were a real divine strategist, it would be impossible.
Not good, my head canât think at all. I forced open my mouth, which showed no sign of moving at all.
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦ Now that you got a jackpot, how about another one?â (Cry)
âCry-san, you knowwwâ¦â¦ My experiment succeeded. Please give me a compliment.â (Sytry)
ââ¦â¦â¦â¦ Sytry, you are so greaaat.â (Cry)
When Sytry quickly held her head out in front of me I became a machine that would almost automatically praise people.
What a well-shaped head. I stroked her smooth hair with my hand, but as it wasnât the time for that I changed my hand to a chop. Sytry *kya* squealed happily. I am the one who wants to *kyakya* squeal.
âBy the way, about three generations of Her Imperial Princess were sacrificed in the process.â (Sytry)
I kicked the words that Sytry just said out of my mind and kept thinking.
Wait a secondâ¦â¦ A body double? Can we use it like a body double? If I ask Gark-san to help me, will he cover up Sytryâs experiment? However, this Kilkill-kun N°2ââKilkill-chan can only say kill, kill.
âI made it on time for my match. Fufuâ¦â¦â¦â¦ I am looking forward to showing it off during my match!â (Sytry)
No, no, you canât. Donât show it off.
Sure, Alchemists are allowed to use magical creatures in their matches, but they also know that we have drained her blood.
What? Do you have a heart of steel? In the first place, the Emperor of Zebrudia will be coming to see the Supreme Martial Arts Festival.
Think. Think of a way to fool them. Sytry, who I could always count on, can not be relied upon now. So, I stood up.
âYoshâ¦â¦â¦â¦ Letâs leave it to Eva.â (Cry)
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TL notes:
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Footnotes
Here he said something like buy one get one free. Probably an excuse to the Emperor he just thought of. Something along the line of you have a daughter here have another one for free.