of Life! (Third Update)
Translator: 549690339
That sneaky figure, the cat that walked on two legs, who else could it be but the
Blue Cat?
Upon seeing this, Yang Zhenâs face lit up with joy. He hurriedly said to Wan Ru, âSenior Sister Wan Ru, I think Iâll go check out the kitchen and get familiar with the place. Donât worry, with me here, you can eat as much hot pot as you want. Actually, hot pot isnât just for meat, any spiritual ingredient can be used.â As he spoke, Yang Zhen headed towards the kitchen. Once inside, he shut the door behind him with a loud thud, leaving the crowd agape and gasping before they rushed back to their hot pots.
Soâ¦anything could be cooked in the hot pot?
When Yang Zhen entered the kitchen and felt no one had followed him, he felt a huge sense of relief. He shouted at the stove behind him, âBlue Cat, get out here and face the Sao Saint!â
With an, âOh no!â the Blue Cat made some noise from behind the stove. Soon, its head peeped out, and upon seeing Yang Zhen, its eyes lit up as it exclaimed, âKid, I knew it was you!â
While talking, the Blue Cat walked up to Yang Zhen, rubbing its paws together and saying, âI knew it! Why else would I suddenly smell something delicious just now? Among everyone in this world, who else but you could make such exquisite cuisine? Hurry up, take me to eat. I havenât tasted anything good for days now.â
Yang Zhen picked up the Blue Cat, asking, âWhy did you run to the kitchen, where are the girls? Werenât they with you?â
With a mischievous laugh, the Blue Cat, while leisurely licking its tail on Yang Zhenâs shoulder, looked at him sideways and said, âDonât worry, the girls are doing fine. The situation is just a bit complicated now. Weâll have to stay here for quite some time.â
âA long stay?â Yang Zhen frowned, âAre you guys eligible to attend the old ladyâs birthday celebration?â
The Blue Cat looked proud, âOf course, the girls, Rooster and I have been spending time with the girl from Ink Pool Peak. Now that the people from Ink Pool Peak have also arrived, not only can we attend the birthday party, but we are also honored guests!â
Yang Zhen looked annoyed, âHonored guests? The Sao Saint isnât even invited to this shitty birthday party. Not cool. You go back and tell the girls that the Sao Saint is here, but I canât come to see them yet.â
âWhy?â the Blue Cat looked puzzled at Yang Zhen, âIf you donât even qualify to attend the banquet, why are you still staying here?â
Yang Zhen curled his lips, âWho cares about that broken event? Iâm now the Food God, let me tell you, just now, Iâve become a proud master chef of the Spirit Studies Palaceâs kitchen. Iâm someone with status now.â
The Blue Cat looked confused at Yang Zhen, then, its eyes gleamed with excitement, it quickly asked, âHowâs it going here? Is it fun? If itâs more comfortable than being an honored guest, I wonât go back. Youâre now the boss here, doesnât that mean the Sao Saint can eat whatever he wants?â Yang Zhen shook his head, âNo, youâre too conspicuous. One glance and youâll be recognized. Go back and let the girls know. By the way, whatâs happening with the Forbidden Land of Life? I heard something changed?â
âIâve also only heard about it,â the Blue Cat made a grimace, âSome time ago, someone heard roars coming from the edge of the Forbidden Land of Life, suspecting that something changed inside. Damn it, what could possibly change in that ghost place called Forbidden Land of Life? Even the sound of roars, what beast could possibly survive in there? That person must have misheard.â
Yang Zhen looked at the Blue Cat skeptically, âIs the Forbidden Land of Life really that terrible?â
âItâs scarier than you can imagine. Even the girls donât dare to go in easily, they plan to go with some disciples from the Ink Pool Peak and Spiritual Studies Palace, see what really happened before they make any decisions.â
The Blue Cat looked at Yang Zhen, âAre you really not going with us?â Yang Zhen curled his lips and said, âWhatâs the point of going with you folks?
Iâm having a good time here. I wonât go. Oh right, when you guys leave, donât forget to tell me.â
The Blue Cat nodded, seeking direct eye contact with Yang Zhen, âWhat tasty food did you cook outside? Quickly, bring some for this saint!
Yang Zhen slapped the Blue Cat, âCrazy glutton, if you want to eat, go set it up yourself. I, the Food God, shall get familiar with the place.â
The Blue Cat shrieked, âWhat familiarization? Thereâs hardly anything to familiarize with. Eh, by the way, at the birthday celebration, will I be able to taste your cooking?â
âOf course, you will!â Yang Zhen glanced at the Blue Cat, waved and said, âIâm going back.â
âGo back, go back and do what?â The cat sneered, staring at Yang Zhen, his eyes practically bulging out of his head. âAre you really going back to be a chef?â
Yang Zhen sneered, âWhatâs wrong with being a chef? A good chef is not one who dreams of being the Pirate King or a âNarutoâ. Sao Saint, if you want to reach my level, you still have a long way to go. Meditate on that.â
Clang!
Yang Zhen shut the door to the kitchen, leaving the bewildered cat mumbling to himself, âDamn, I can understand the Pirate King thing, but what the hell is a âNarutoâ?â
Then, Yang Zhenâs jovial voice echoed from outside the door, âLadies, who wants to eat? Iâll prepare something for you, shall I?â
âYes!â
The girls chorused in unison!
For the next two days, Yang Zhen received star treatment. But the constant demand for his food from the girls bothered him. Thankfully, the Birthday Festival was about to start.
Early one day, Wan Ru rushed to the kitchen. Without a word, she grabbed Yang Zhen by the hand and started hurrying. Yang Zhen was having his newly âinventedâ doughnut when Wan Ru snatched it away and gobbled it up in a few bites.
âWe must hurry, or weâll be late.â Wan Ru mumbled through a mouthful of doughnut, her cheeks round with the food.
Surprised, Yang Zhen followed Wan Ru and bumped into Hu Tao who was just entering.
âWhere are you guys going?â Hu Tao asked curiously.
With an enormous doughnut lodged in her mouth, Wan Ru grabbed Hu Tao and said, âHurry, the Birthday Festival is about to begin. The palace master specifically requested hot pot. Weâre so busy.â
Yang Zhen groaned and hurried the two women along even faster, âHurry, the Birthday Festival is important. We shouldnât waste any more time.â
Thus, Yang Zhen brazenly entered the festival. Nobody stopped him. Instead, people kept urging him to hurry and make arrangements, as guests would be arriving soon.
Once everything was arranged, Yang Zhen sat down and grabbed an apple to eat, watching everyone bustling about with a sense of amusement and ease. âDamn, this is much more relaxed. Even the guests invited by the palace master still have to follow rules. Who else can be as free as a chef?â
The Birthday Festival was held on a mountaintop. The beautiful buildings were a sight to behold that nearly lulled Yang Zhen to sleep until he spotted two familiar figures approaching.
âYang Zhen?â Su Yunlanâs eyes widened in surprise at the sight of Yang Zhen dressed as a chef. âWhat are you doing here?â
Tian Rou also gaped at Yang Zhen, obviously not expecting him to be dressed as such. Senior Sister Ding was similarly astonished at his side.
Yang Zhen grabbed Su Yunlan and Tian Rou by the hands, pulling them aside, and whispered, âShh, both of you, keep it low key. The Sao Saint now goes by Yang Dingtian, an honored head chef in the Spiritual Studies Palace.
Senior Sister Ding stared at Yang Zhen, suppressing her amusement, turning to Su Yunlan to say, âJunior Sister Yunlan, is this the âhe will surely find a way inâ you were talking about?â
Before Su Yunlan could answer, Senior Sister Dingâs face suddenly lit up, âWhat did you say your name was just now?â