Damn it, I havenât made any progress in my cultivation, and as a result, my soul is missing a large chunk. I feel incomplete and somewhat irritable.
If you look at all the eunuchs on this blue planet, which one of them can keep a smile on their face every day? Theyâre pretty much all depressed, and why? Itâs all because they feel incomplete.
Thatâs how Yang Zhen felt right now. Even his trousers felt chilly. The most important thing at the moment wasnât to rid himself of some everlasting reputation, but to find a way to replenish his Spirit Soul.
Upon hearing Yang Zhenâs words, the Trash Cat looked stunned and asked, âKid, whatâs with that expression? Having regrets? Why didnât I see this kind of dejected expression on your face earlier?â
Yang Zhen was furious, he glared at the Trash Cat and said, âDamn it, youâre not the one feeling incomplete. How about I, Sao Saint, perform a small operation on you?â
The Trash Cat, startled by Yang Zhenâs gaze, felt his fur stand on end, âHoly shit, why does your gaze look so evil?â
Yang Zhen was laughing heartily which made the Trash Cat shudder. With a swoosh, it ran off, âI warn you, donât mess with me, Iâm incredibly powerful.
One slap and I can send you flying.â
The Ridiculous Chicken was gloating at the side, âBraggart!
Enraged, the Trash Cat aimed a kick at the Ridiculous Chicken, âWhatâs it to you, you ridiculous chicken!â
These two scuffled after a few words. Yang Zhen kicked at them, âBoth of you, shut up for a moment! Trash Cat, you better tell me how can my soul be replenished?â
The Trash Cat pulled a face and said, âItâs not impossible to replenish it. If you can elevate yourself to the Great Saint level in three years, then you can replenish your Spirit Soul through Sacred Law!â
âDamn!â Yang Zhen widened his eyes and suddenly remembered something, âWhy didnât the Tri-Floral Saintess replenish her own Spirit Soul? Whyâs she fussing about this Tri-Floral Return to Position thing? Itâs such a hassle!â âWhat the hell do you know?â The Trash Cat put on an enigmatic expression, âWhile you can replenish your Spirit Soul through Sacred Law, itâs still not as good as the Tri-Floral Return to Position. When you reach the Great Saint Realm, everything revolves around karma. You, lad, have messed up the karma of the Tri-Floral Saintess. Youâd better find a place to hide right away. If not, once the Tri-Floral Saintess has fully revived, sheâll settle scores with you
first.â
Yang Zhen waved his hand indifferently, âSheâll have to be revived first to have a chance at revenge. Letâs worry about the future later. Right now, I, Sao Saint, have so many issues. One more doesnât matter. Itâs going to take too long for me, Sao Saint, to get to the Great Saint realm in three years. Isnât there a simpler and quicker way? Like eating something?
Trash Cat was dumbstruck. He stared at Yang Zhen for a good while before shaking his head with a sigh, âHow did I get to know such a wishful-thinking guy like you? Eating something would be enough? Do you think your soul is fatty meat? By feasting on some high-quality food, you could replenish it?
âIt wonât work?â Yang Zhen was taken aback, âDamn, that could be a problem.
No!â The Trash Cat shook his head vigorously, âDonât ask any further. There really isnât.â
âThere is!â The Ridiculous Chicken, always stuck grooming its forever messy feathers, suddenly chirped in.
The Trash Catâs face changed drastically. He quickly went over to the Ridiculous Chicken and covered its beak, telling Yang Zhen, âDonât take the kidâs words seriously.â
Then, the Trash Cat turned around and glared fiercely at the Ridiculous Chicken, âDamn it, Ridiculous Chicken, youâre spouting nonsense that could get this lad killed! Are you trying to kill him?â
âThree years!â The Ridiculous Chicken actually knew ventriloquism. The revelation had the Trash Catâs fur standing on end, as he bit his teeth and said, âConfess! Who the hell are you, and why do you know a bit about everything?â The Ridiculous Chicken meant that even if Yang Zhen isnât killed now, he wonât live more than three years.
Yang Zhen stepped forward, his hands cracking, as he said word by word, âTrash⦠Catâ¦â
âAh ha!â The Trash Cat jumped up in fright, looking at Yang Zhen who seemed to be thinking, âTodayâs sun is really big,â âWhatâs that look for, whyâre you staring at me like that? Now I remember, thereâs indeed such a thing that you can eat to replenish your Spirit Soul, butâ¦â
âBut what?â Yang Zhen heaved a sigh of relief, âAs long as it exists, hurry up and tell me, Sao Saint, Iâll consider it as your debt repayment.â
The Trash Cat pouted and said, âAlthough Heaven and Earth Treasures are magical, it wouldnât be able to complete your Spirit Soul from nothing. Even if it did, itâs only on the surface, and it can only extend your life somewhat. After all, your Spirit Soul has dissipated and is missing, not shrunk.â
Yang Zhen was taken aback and quickly said, âWait a minute!
Following this, Yang Zhen immersed his consciousness within his body, carefully sensing the missing Spirit Soul.
The Spirit Soul in Yang Zhenâs body at that moment really looked like an apple that had been mostly gnawed on by a dog, giving Yang Zhen an indistinct feeling of testicular pain upon one glance.
The next moment, Yang Zhen suddenly burst out into hearty laughter, leaving the Despicable Cat and the Lewd Chicken lost in bewilderment, looking at each other in dismay.
âKid, what are you laughing at?â The Despicable Cat looked at Yang Zhen curiously and asked.
âSao Saint is indeed blessed!â Yang Zhen said, gleefully pulling on the Despicable Catâs beard, âYou just mentioned â¦.shrinking?â
âYeah, shrinkage. For fuckâs sake, can you let go of my beard, it hurts.â Yang Zhen suddenly snatched up the Despicable Cat and threw it high into the sky. The cat cried out as it was thrown hundreds of feet upwards.
âI can feel that the Spirit Soul hasnât disappeared, rather like you said, it has shrunk and is currently drifting aimlessly within my body.â
âOh my god, you scared me to death. Catch meâ¦what? It hasnât disappeared? The Despicable Cat landed on the ground and immediately scrambled up, without caring about the pain. It looked at Yang Zhen in disbelief, âWhat? How is that possible? They didnât disappear?
âThey havenât disappeared. Iâm certain they havenât!â Yang Zhen was overflowing with pride.
The Despicable Cat continued to mutter to itself in confusion.
âHow is this possible? What in the world are you, kid?â
âThis is called extraordinary talent, do you understand chicken shit! The triumphant look on Yang Zhenâs face couldnât be concealed, nor did he want to hide it. Even his running posture had an air of arrogance.
âWho the fuck is that guy running so arrogantly?â A group of Practitioners behind him were looking at each other.
âWho else could it be but that bastard Yang Zhen. He actually broke the chains of heaven and caused a collapse near the Forbidden Land of Life. Isnât everyone trying to escape at their fastest speed?â
âThe guy in front is running arrogantly, but damn, he is fast. Could this be his cultivation style? ⦠Too arrogant, but he is indeed fast.
âWhat kind of cultivation requires such arrogant running? Isnât he afraid of being attacked?â
âRun that fast, even if you want to hit him, can you catch up?
âHe does have the capacity to be arrogant. Enough chatter, letâs go find that son of a bitch, Yang Zhen. Once weâre out of the range of the Forbidden Land of Life, surely our seniors would organize a group to find Yang Zhen and question him. Letâs run for our lives.â
The Despicable Cat followed Yang Zhen all the way, his face full of surprise. He kept mumbling, âWhat kind of freak are you!â
Yang Zhen glanced at the Despicable Cat and said, âWe can research what kind of freak Sao Saint is later. You still havenât told me what I need to eat to replenish my Spirit Soul!â
The Despicable Cat was stunned for a moment, then let out a strange laugh, looking playfully at Yang Zhen. âKid, weâll talk about that later. Letâs discuss Little Daochi for now. What do you think of her?
âLittle Daochi?â Yang Zhen was taken aback and asked with a puzzled look, âWhat happened to her?â