Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Why did it have to be a human? Being human was so painful!
It didnât want to be a human!?Sob sob~
Not only did a certain d*mn woman not feel sorry for it, she even smiled and hissed, âItâs fine. Our little Ergou is the best. Iâve brought you through so many difficulties in the past. Now, itâs time to prove your capability. You definitely wonât let your Anâan down, right?â
A certain snake hid in its cleavage. It blinked its eyes and seemed to be singing happily~
Little Ergou was speechless.
Hmph, was she deliberately bringing up the past so that she wouldnât feel guilty at all for occupying the snake body that should have belonged to it?
Even saying âyour Anâanâ â?I donât acknowledge you!
You bad woman!
Little Ergou was still angry, but then recalled the times they had transmigrated. It lived in the system, while Lu An was the one who faced the world. She had to solve all sorts of tricky problems, and at the same time had to deal with it and feed it milk. Little Ergou justâ¦
Forget it, it was a super kind dog. It wouldnât stoop to this vicious womanâs level!
âThen, what should we do now?â It had never been a human before, and really didnât know what to do.
It asked the question in a pitiful voice.
There were a few passers-by in the increasingly heavy rain and fog. Many people saw âherâ and gave her surprised looks, but no one came to help. Everyone was busy with their own things and didnât have time to bother with âher,â especially when they saw her twisted expression and strange movements; she seemed mentally deficient.
âMm, eat this first.â
Lu An stuffed cold medicine into its mouth with the tip of her tail. She hissed, âThere seems to be an old pavilion to the east. Go there and shelter from the rain first.
âAfter that, weâll make some ointment or something and sell it at a stall. Weâll earn a little money, at least enough for us to eat.
âItâs definitely impossible to return through normal channels. When we get to a big city, weâll buy a mode of transport and modify it however you like. Weâll then make our way slowly to the border. What do you think?â
Lu Anâs bright eyes sparkled. As she spoke, her head even poked out of the raincoat to take a look at Ergou.
That laughing expression was saying, âIâm smart, right?â
Little Ergou pouted and didnât say anything. It just gave a light âoh.â
Hmph, d*mn woman. She had clearly already planned it out, but still gave it a scare like that.
Iâm not going to say youâre smart! Hmph!
Then, weak and diffident little Ergouâ¦
Furtively took out a pastry wrapped in foil which the town residents had given it.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âHere, I donât like sweet food. You eat it.â
It looked away with a âI didnât give it to you on purposeâ expression.
âHahaha~â
Lu An laughed again and said very frankly, âOur little Ergou has grown up!â
She wouldnât say that she had been eyeing the pastry for a long while.
A certain snake opened its mouth and started eating.
Have you ever seen a snake eat pastry?
Who knew if her stomach would spoil from eating it!
Little Ergou couldnât be bothered with her. Fortunately, the small pavilion was covered. After eating the d*mn womanâs cold medicine, it no longer felt cold.
â¦
Many days passed in the blink of an eye. Obedient little Ergou worked diligently. Based on the recipes which Lu An taught it, it first made some special meat with wild game, then used edible grass to make some nutritious and thirst-quenching grass juice. After earning a little money, it started buying local ingredientsâ¦
The two of them worked hard to make a living and continued moving in the direction of their country.
Even if there were still hundreds of thousands of miles to go, little Ergou felt that it was getting more and more interesting.
Hehe~
That d*mn woman had even invented something new to eat today!
It was amazing!
On the way back, they encountered a lot of people.
Some were pure-hearted and were trapped overseas like them, while others were vicious and tried to steal their money.
However, with Snake Lu An around, nothing was difficult for them.
However â
âAm I considered an illegal immigrant like this?
âIf Iâm caught, would I be considered a terrorist?
âIf Iâm not caught, wonât it seem like our countryâs borders are too weak?â
Who knew when little Ergou had grown into such an outstanding talent who was able to take such things into account!
Snake Lu An smiled and said, âThen let them catch you. Who knows, you might still get something to eat and drink, which is easier than doing it yourself.â
âAh?â
Was the mighty Ergou so lazy it didnât want to do anything itself?
Alright, it was!
But letting itself be caught just like that⦠wasnât that too demeaning?
Little Ergou had a slightly aggrieved expression on its face. However, when it looked at the smiling and slightly mischievous snake, it realizedâ¦
She wasnât joking?
âHey, youâre not for real, right?â?Are you going to dump me and run off on your own?
I traveled thousands of miles to give you this snake body!
Little Ergou was about to cry. Its big black eyes were already filled with tears.
Lu An said, âDidnât Dad say that Qi Yan committed a crime?
âPutting aside if anyone knows that Qi Yan has escaped, if someone recognizes you, itâll be very disadvantageous for us.â
She still had to investigate what on earth happened!
Although the body of a snake was inconvenient, it had to be said that it was the best place to hide.
But if Qi Yan, whose body was occupied by little Ergou, appeared in front of some people, they might alert the enemy.
To be able to make her switch bodies and bring her to that barren outskirts without anyone knowing, the person definitely had to have some kind of special power. She wasnât sure if the other party was still watching her, so of course she couldnât let anything go wrong.
â¦
When they saw that black face of the girl, as she barked like a dog and rubbed her face like a silly monkeyâ¦
The soldiers on the border: â???â
âHey, Qihar Psychiatry? We found a mental patient.â
Sob sob, d*mn woman, hurry back and save me. Your Ergouâs acting skills arenât that good!
What if someone saw through it?
Little Ergou was super aggrieved as it continued acting like a mad person in front of these soldiers.
Sob~
On the other side, Snake Lu An felt a little guilty. She followed the soldiers all the way until little Ergou was locked in a ward. Only after ensuring that everything was fine did Lu An crawl out the window and leave.
It was already May, and nights in the capital were no longer as cold.
Snake Lu An was wearing a new floral cotton jacket that little Ergou had bought for her as she slipped through the streets of the city alone.
Sure enough, breathing in the air of oneâs own country was different. Looking at the people around her, she felt the sense of familiarity all the more.
Snake Lu An took in her surroundings as she traveled. Suddenlyâ¦
âBrother Xiao Chuan?â