Robertson Ford
06-16 10:20 AM
Julian:
Hey
You busy?
Robert:
Hindi naman
Day off mo na?
Julian:
Yes. Wanna grab lunch?
Robert:
Tara. Saan?
Julian:
Buffet?
Robert:
Alis na agad tayo, medyo malayo eh
Julian:
See you there
Robert:
See you there ka dyan. Susunduin kita
Julian:
Who said I wanna sit in
the backseat?
Robert:
Sino ba rin nagsabi na sa backseat kita pauupuin?
Tagal ko na inooffer yung passenger seat, ayaw mo naman upuan
Julian:
It just feels like it's not for me
You made that seat so important
that it was vacant for three years.
It's just crazy that you're making me sit there just because we're good friends now
Robert:
Good friends
Julian:
What?
Robert:
Dadaanan kita tapos convoy nalang kung ayaw mo sa backseat at ayaw mo rin sa passenger
Your choice
Julian:
Convoy
Robert:
Okay
Julian:
Aren't we friends?
You're so weird
Robert:
Nagka-kaibigan ka na ba na lalaki?
Julian:
When I was senior, yes I got 2
Robert:
Hinahalikan ka rin sa noo?
Julian:
No..?
WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
Robert:
Bakit may question mark pa yan
Julian:
NO.
Forehead kisses are sign of respect and friendship, sabi daw sa google
Robert:
Naggoogle ka pa
Julian:
It's true right?
Robert:
Totoo.
Pano daw kapag labi na?
Julian:
Why?
It says it's a romantic gesture
Robert:
Noted
Julian:
You won't do it, right???
Robert??
Robert:
Di mo sure
Julian:
ROBERTSON WTF
Robert:
Ano?
Julian:
Don't do it
Robert:
Okay
Julian:
Okay?
Robert:
Hindi naman ako mapilit
Julian:
So you were planning on doing it?
Robert:
Wala na, ayaw mo eh
Julian:
WHAT
Did I say that?
Robert:
Anakng saka ka na kapag alam mo na sinasabi mo
Julian:
THAT'S JUST SO UNFAIR
Robert:
We're just good friends. Saka na.
Julian:
You're so
That's shit
God i hate you
Robert:
Makikisakay ako sa kotse mo mamaya
Julian:
WHY
Robert:
Pumayag ka nalang para hindi ka galit mamaya habang nakain tayo
Julian:
I thought we're good friends?
Why share car?
Robert:
I'll kiss you on the lips five seconds after I enter your car. In that five seconds, you have to say no or just say something if you don't want to
Or shook your head
Silence in those five seconds means yes.
Understood?
Julian:
Fuck
Wtf
You're freaking md out
*me
Robert:
Do you understand?
Julian:
Yrs
*yed
YES
Robert:
Good