âWhat do people live by?â
Whether Iris was pushing out her small chest or her soft belly, it was unclear, but she struck a cute pose and proudly declared.
âThis is a question where each personâs answer can be different yet all correct. However, if I dare to speak an undeniable truthâ¦â
âGo ahead.â
âPeople live by consuming food!â
ââ¦That is indeed an undeniable truth, but also quite a sudden statement.â
Having asked Faye to make plenty of tanning lotion, we headed to the mansion together.
We spent the day showing off to Iris, who had gone through great effort to gather reinforcements, and bragging about my promotion to intermediate magician.
After that⦠I spent the day pampering Iris to my heartâs content and fell asleep as if I had passed out.
And now here we were.
The menu was rather luxurious, possibly due to Pamelaâs familyâs efforts. In front of that, Iris declared again.
âPeople can only move by eating!â
âWhat are you trying to say?â
âI want more eggplant.â
ââ¦Would you like some of this?â
Whatâs with this childish behavior?
I transferred half of my eggplant dish to Iris.
It wasnât just any ordinary eggplant dish. It was a high-class dish with minced meat inside and a tangy, sweet sauce on the outside.
It was quite delicious.
Even though Iris wanted it so much, when I handed it over, she looked startled.
Seeing this, Faye mumbled absentmindedly.
âOur juniorâs âeggâ.â
âAre you talking about eggplant? You mean eggplant, right?!â
Saying such things in the morning, and during a meal no less!
âHuh? Did you think I was making a dirty joke? Of course, Iâm talking about eggplant.â
âWhy are you trailing off your words?! And starting with âeggâ isnât right!â
âAhahaâ¦â
Faye, with her characteristic creepy smile, began to savor the eggplant dish slowly.
While I was laughing at the absurdity of it, Carla gulped beside me.
âWell⦠itâs smaller than the Masterâs!â
âThatâs not a look you should be giving food!â
In the chaotic atmosphere, only Elisha calmly stared at the table.
Her blue hair and eyes, reminiscent of a clear sky, and her elegant curls added to her sophisticated demeanor. And she wasâ¦
ââ¦â
Clatter, clatter.
Silently cutting the eggplant into bite-sized pieces for some time.
âUm⦠Elisha?â
ââ¦Huh? Oh, whatâs the matter, Dear?â
When I called her name, she finally stopped her pointless slicing of the eggplant and looked up at me.
âWell. Youâve been zoning out for a while, so I was wondering if something was wrong.â
âOh⦠itâs nothing. When I heard the Masterâs words about people needing to eat to live, it made me think of something⦠or maybe not.â
Saying that, Elisha unconsciously crushed the eggplant she had cut.
Although I knew it wasnât because of Fayeâs comment, it still bothered me immensely.
Unable to say anything, I watched the eggplant being mashed helplessly.
Suddenly, Elisha seemed to realize something and stood up abruptly.
âAh!â
âWhat? What is it? Whatâs wrong, Elisha?â
âHey, you!â
âHuh?â
âWhen was the last time Professor Iona drank your blood?â
âWell, it was the day before the exam. Even though Iâm Professor Ionaâs official bloodsucking partner, it wouldnât look good if a professor and a student were seen together during the exam period.â
âSo, how many days has it been?â
âAround four days? No, itâs been five days today⦠Wait a minute.â
Does that mean Iona hasnât drunk any blood for five days?
Of course, a vampire like Iona could maintain her strength without blood for a month.
But drinking my blood wasnât just about strength.
Iâve gotten somewhat used to it, and with the Blessing of the Gods increasing my resistance, it wasnât a big inconvenience for me⦠but it was different for Iona.
There must be something like a drug component in my blood, and sheâs become so dependent on it that she struggles if she doesnât drink it regularly.
ââ¦Did I mess up?â
I should have given her some blood before coming. Could it be that all the winks she was sending yesterday werenât just jokes but desperate appeals?
âNo, but she said she would come today. Itâll be fine. Yeah.â
âIf she can handle the suppressed bloodlust, that is.â
ââ¦â
While I was discreetly checking the remaining recovery potions in my inventoryâ¦
Thud!
Pamela, who had been preparing breakfast and should be taking a short break by now, urgently opened the door to the dining hall.
âMaster! The Tower Master⦠I mean, Lady Iris! Thereâs an emergency! A vampire on the verge of rampaging is outsideâ¦!â
âOh.â
I shoved the remaining food into my mouth and calmly closed my eyes.
It seems the next course is me.
âOh my, oh my! Yandel, youâre something else! To think youâd forget about me, Professor Iona! Or what? Do you like making me so anxious?â
âI said Iâm sorry. Are you satisfied now?â
âYes, yes. This is enough⦠But whoâs this?â
Iona, sitting on my lap, pointed to Iris, who was pouting and staring at us.
âSheâs Iris. You must have seen her when she brought reinforcements last timeâ¦â
âIris Sylvan Banatis.â
Iona interrupted me, lifting the corners of her mouth into a grin.
âOh my, oh my. I was unsure back then, but you really are the former Tower Master of the Sylvan Magic Tower, arenât you?â
âUgh. Even though the Master told me in advance, seeing her in person is different. Also, thatâs my spot. Get off.â
Iris tried to pull Iona off my lap by tugging at her arms, but lacking the strength, she ended up dangling from her.
Eventually giving up, Iris crawled behind me and climbed onto my back, prompting me to ask.
âWhat? You two know each other?â
âYes. We go way back, a very long-standing grudge.â
Iris nodded her head, pressing her soft cheek against mine.
As always, her skin was incredibly soft. Like baby skin, really.
While I marveled at Irisâs cheeks internally, Iona spoke with her usual playful smile.
âYes, we go way back. Around 300 years, I think?â
âItâs a lamentable thing. If not for the warâ¦â
âAha? So, you met during the War of the Gods?â
Come to think of it, it made sense. The War of the Gods was a total war for humanityâs fate.
Of course, Iona, who was famous at the time, and even Iris, though not as powerful as she is now, would have been on the battlefield.
At that time, everyone fought regardless of age, gender, nationality, or even species, so it was likely they fought together.
Thinking about it that way, it made sense why Iris rushed to cling to me right after we defeated Ayla and why she nonchalantly agreed to eradicate the cultists with Iona.
They were already well-acquainted, it seems.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
â¦Though they donât look particularly friendly.
âHey, hey, did you know this, Yandel? During the war, Iris used to bring along about a dozen servants and demand tea time?â
âUgh⦠That was when I first went to the battlefield! Besides, at that time, I was raised as royalty, and it was my first time leaving the Great Forest!â
Nowadays, high elves are respected for their religious significance, but in the distant past, they were actual royalty.
Even if they didnât ascend the throne, all high elves were treated as royalty.
It must have been that such customs still lingered during Irisâs childhood.
The reason high elves passed the throne to the more capable ones was to survive wars.
In other words, Iris, at the beginning of the war, was really an ignorant princess.
To Iona, who was rampaging for revenge at that time⦠yeah. She must have been quite unimpressive.
As I nodded in understanding, Iris hurriedly started flailing and opened her mouth.
âIsnât it true that you were quite a troublemaker too, Iona?! Every time you saw a cultist, you lost your mind and disobeyed orders like it was nothing⦠I first thought you were a priest of the Church of Righteous Radiance.â
âHah! At least I wasnât asking for elven tea in a besieged castle!â
âI was better than someone who dashed out the gate, charging forward like a mad suicide candidate!â
âAnyway, we won, didnât we?â
âIf you put it that way, I also boosted our alliesâ morale in my own way!â
âYouâre really trying to justify being treated like a child by humans 200 years younger than you? Whereâs your conscience?â
âIâm cute, so itâs fine!â
âHave you finally lost it?!â
âWaaah!â
Iris and Iona bickered with me in the middle.
Carla, Elisha, and Faye found the scene interesting, too, their eyes sparkling as they watched the argument unfold.
The stories from the Great War that came up occasionally were quite amusing, too.
Listening to them made me smile, and I inadvertently muttered.
âYou two are so close; why havenât you spoken until now?â
Both of them fell silent for a moment, exchanged a glance, and then spoke again.
ââ¦Master, Iâll say it again, but weâre not particularly close.â
âYeah, yeah. If I had to compare, itâs like the difference between Yandel and another Class A studentâ¦â
It was my turn to be silent.
I do have at least one friend in my class⦠I doâ¦!
Unable to refute, I let out a frustrated shout.
âUgh! Anyway, both of you are my girls now, so get along! Thatâs an order!â
ââ¦â
ââ¦â
Iris and Iona exchanged a peculiar look.
âHmm⦠The Master is right. We should get along from now on.â
âMaster⦠I didnât think much about it before, but isnât this incredible? You bought Elisha and me together. I knew you werenât an ordinary person, but where did you get that much gold?â
âOh, now that you mention it, we were supposed to hear the full story today. Since the others already know, letâs explain quickly.â
âSee, see. There was something, right?â
Iris puffed up with pride, and Iona, excitedly anticipating the story, urged her on.
Iona should adapt quickly. Thatâs a relief.
But how long do I have to stay between them?
Not that I mind, but my legs are starting to cramp.