Wedding.
Iâve never thought about it. But someday, I would have to.
After solving all the problems, someday, that is.
â¦Though Gilbert was blatantly disappointed when he heard that, he fortunately understood since he knew the current situation wasnât great.
Afterward, my party and I returned to the VIP room. Helena headed off to discuss various matters with the upper echelons of the church.
How to announce the existence of the Saintess who appeared after 300 years, how to implement the policies decided during the meal, and so on.
The church would be busy with all this, so it couldnât be helped.
Now that Helena was no longer just a simple priestess but a member of the upper class, she couldnât be absent.
With a farewell promise to meet again later, we parted ways with Helena and entered the VIP room assigned to us.
Bang! Click.
Iona locked the door the moment it closed.
She clapped her hands lightly, her crimson eyes curving like a crescent moon.
âAttention, attention! Now begins the time to interrogate Yandel about what happened in the past three days! Everyone, take your seats!â
âHuh? Whatâ¦?! Wait, hold on!â
Iona grabbed my shoulders and sat me down on a nearby sofa, despite my confusion.
The sofa was so large and ornate that it resembled a throne, but it was as plush and comfortable as its appearance suggested.
It even faintly emanated divine power, indicating it was a high-grade sofa with a blessing for mental and physical stability.
A treasure likely meant for the churchâs VIPsâ¦
Except for the fact that I was surrounded by women, who had crowded in around me.
Carla sat on the floor without hesitation, leaning her head against my left thigh.
Elisha squatted more modestly, resting her chin on my right thigh, looking up at me.
Iona perched on the armrest, pinning down my hand, and Faye sat on the opposite armrest, wrapping her arm around my neck.
Lastly, Iris climbed up onto my waist, positioning herself there.
At first glance, it looked like I was surrounded by five women, but in reality, I was trapped in a position where I couldnât move.
With my escape routes blocked, Iona smiled brightly and began to speak.
âYou know, I donât particularly want to monopolize Yandel. Iâm sure none of us do!â
âOh, okay.â
âBut if you neglect us, weâll sulk.â
ââ¦â
They all stared at me with eyes ready to puff up their cheeks at any moment.
I nodded with a small laugh.
âI understand. I wanted to talk when the person in question was present, but this is fine, too.â
I held Irisâs butt to keep her from slipping down. And the other hand was pinned by Iona, so both hands were occupied with their butts.
With that silly thought, I began to speak.
âWell, as I said, it wasnât just three days of prayer. What happened wasâ¦â
This and that. Quack, quack, ducky quack.
I explained everything, from the Righteous Radiance transforming into a human form, to the suggestion of planting the seed of authority to maintain my blessing and grow Helenaâs.
I only slightly altered the part about the system allowing translation.
âThatâs how it happened.â
âWow⦠The Righteous Radiance can transform into a human. I only saw her in the form of a lion during the Great War, so itâs fascinating, Master.â
âAs amazing as it is that the Righteous Radiance can transform into a human, as Master said, Iâm more surprised by the fact that itâs a goddess.â
Iris and Elisha nodded with impressed expressions. It was understandable.
Even though I had seen the ending of H&A hundreds of times, I had no idea the Righteous Radiance could transform into a human, let alone that it was a goddess.
Thatâs why I was puzzled by the sight of it jumping around and rolling on the floor at first.
Though the others didnât say it, they were also amazed by the unexpected form of the Righteous Radiance.
âUgh, hic, no wayâ¦â
Except for Faye, who was frozen with a pale face.
âSenior Faye? Whatâs wrong?â
âDid⦠the Righteous Radiance see everything?â
âWell, Helena found us by chance and prayed reflexively, so they peeked.â
ââ¦A nun outfit play?â
ââ¦Yes. She even wore a nun outfit in human form, saying she liked it.â
âWeâll be punished by heaven!!â
Faye screamed and stood up so forcefully that she nearly fell off the armrest. I quickly used telekinesis to pull her back.
âHyah!â
âCalm down, Senior Faye!â
âHow can I calm down?! I did all those things in a nun outfit in front of God! They saw everything, from when I confessed my worries and shed tears to when I begged for mercy and ultimately begged forâ¦!â
âItâs okay! She didnât scold me at all. In fact, she seemed interested in it and even encouraged Helena to try it.â
âWhat?! Donât lie, Junior! I appreciate your kindness, but what kind of God would encourage her Saintess to do a nun outfit play?!â
âSurprisingly, there is one right here.â
ââ¦Really?â
I nodded seriously with a doubtful look from Faye. Her mouth hung open in disbelief.
But now it was the other womenâs turn to react.
âWait a moment, Master. When did you do such an enviable play with Faye?!â
âYeah! Yandel, you⦠You didnât leave us out, did you? Letâs do it right now!â
Carla pouted cutely, protesting while fiddling with my thigh, and Iona pressed down on my hand with her weight, protesting as well.
Iris, wrapped around me like a koala, buried her face in my chest, and spoke.
âEveryone, calm down. Donât we have more important matters to discuss?â
âYes, Master is right. While itâs annoying that Faye did the nun outfit play alone⦠Thatâs something we can do next time. The real issue is not that, but rather Helena, or rather, Saintess Helena.â
As soon as Helenaâs name was mentioned, the three of them fell silent as if on cue.
In the oddly heavy silence, Carla spoke in a solemn voice.
âSo.â
âHuh?â
âDid you do it? You and the Saintess?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
ââ¦Yes.â
âHow many timesâ¦?â
âWell. With the power of recovery in place, we kept going without rest, so Iâm not sure.â
âGasp!â
Carlaâs ruby eyes widened as she covered her mouth with her hand.
Iris continued, swallowing hard.
âMaster. So is Saintess Helena now in the same situation as us?â
âThe same situation? Oh, since I decided to take responsibility and Helena agreed, sheâs now one of my women.â
âNo, I meant, is the Saintess now also going to fall?â
âDonât say such ominous things⦠If anyone hears you, theyâll think I only collect fallen women.â
âItâs not entirely wrong, is it? None of us here have backgrounds that are perfectly fine.â
âSigh.â
I couldnât argue with that.
âAnyway, that wonât happen this time. Didnât you hear in the audience room? The cultists are targeting the Church of Radiant Radiance, and I warned them about it. Helena wonât fall.â
âHmm. Then thatâs good to hear. We donât wish for anyone to fall, after all.â
Everyone nodded in agreement with Irisâs words, but none met my eyes.
What is this? Did they really mean it when they said I had a thing for fallen noblewomen? It wasnât a joke?
As I stood there dumbfounded, Iona clapped her hands lightly, changing the subject.
Clap, clap.
âAlright, enough of that. Letâs end this topic here! Anyway, now that Saintess Helena is one of us, letâs take care of her next time we meet!â
Then, as she subtly slipped her hand inside my collar, she continued.
âWell, until then, shouldnât we also try this ânun outfit playâ thing?â
Her playful tone carried an unmistakable hint of seduction. The othersâ eyes also seemed to change slightly in agreement.
They seemed a bit upset that I had done it with Faye first⦠Skipping out here wouldnât be right, butâ¦
ââ¦Could we save it for next time, Professor? Even with the help of the power, doing it for three days and nights made me feel like I was going to die.â
âOh? Oh? I guess even Yandel has his limits after such continuous activity.â
Iona nodded in understanding, but her eyes grew even more mischievous for some reason.
âBut did you know, Yandel?â
âYesâ¦? What is it?â
Trying to hide my unease, I responded calmly, as Ionaâs lips curled into a sly smile.
She opened her mouth, revealing sharp fangs that gleamed between her lips.
âI havenât had any blood for three days.â
âOh.â
âIf I suck your blood⦠wonât it get up?â
ââ¦â¦â
Yes, it would. Whether she sucked my neck or somewhere else, it would definitely get up.
Taking a deep breath, I looked straight ahead. As the saying goes, if you canât avoid it, you might as well enjoy it. I steeled myself for what was to come.
With a determined spirit, I shouted boldly.
âBring it on!â
Yeah. If I did it for three days, why not four?