imessages
12:03 am
unknown number
hey
who's this?
wow
blocked already
brutal
?? i don't even know who you are
damn
so i made zero impression on you today
cool cool cool
billie???
ding ding ding
bro how did you even get my number i literally did not give it to you
finneas
i said i wanted to text u and he was like "say less" and handed it over
wtf u could've just asked me
where's the fun in that
right
anyway
why are you texting me at midnight
why are you answering me at midnight
touché
couldn't sleep
figured you were up too
insomnia buddies?
lmao i hate that but yeah
what do u usually do when u can't sleep?
spiral about life
overanalyze my entire existence
debate getting up to eat something and then not do it
yk the usual
you?
same but i add scrolling aimlessly through tiktok and regretting every decision i've ever made
wow
poetry
ik i'm basically shakespeare
modern day tragic poet
yep
except instead of writing plays i just sit here and vibe with my poor life choices
hot
did you just call my life choices hot??
nah i called you hot but go off
ok ur actually insane
you love it
bold of you to assume
bold of you to lie
stop
make me
i physically cannot
you win
damn
victory tastes sweet
ew
why did that sound weird
because u have a dirty mind
look who's talking
ððð
anyway what's ur most embarrassing childhood memory go
oh god
probably the time i confidently told my whole class that the sun is a planet and then argued with the teacher for a solid 5 minutes before realizing i was an idiot
LMAOOO wait wait
u really fought over it??
yeah like aggressively
i thought i was dropping pure facts
that's actually iconic i respect it
thank you
what about you?
hmm
probably the time i met justin bieber and started crying so hard i couldn't physically speak to him
LMFAO STOP
no fr i just stood there sobbing
he was like "hey you okay?" and i just shook my head
PLS I'M WHEEZING
literally one of my worst moments
it's adorable.
oh so you do think i'm adorable
i am not feeding ur ego tonight
it's too late
you already did
tragic
for you
for me? amazing
ok next question bc i refuse to let this convo be about ur inflated ego
rude but ok
hit me
dream collab? go
you
stop
be serious
i am being serious??
ur insanely talented
i wouldn't be working with u if i didn't think that
okay that was kinda sweet
i have my moments
rare but appreciated
wow
ur just like so mean to me
i know it turns you on
damn
you got me
they kept texting, bouncing between dumb jokes, deep conversations, and random questions that made no sense. time blurred. at some point, valerie glanced at her phone screen and almost had a heart attack.
BRO IT'S 4AM
LMAO WAIT WHAT
HOW DID WE DO THAT
idk but i don't regret it
same
but also
we're gonna suffer tomorrow
tomorrow is a problem for future us
true
goodnight shakespeare
goodnight justin bieber fangirl