Ghostbusters (2)
In a quiet officeâ¦
A man sips his tea and mutters to himself,
âLittle Balkan, huhâ¦â
Itâs an interesting story for once.
After all, how many explorers gain a title within 3 months? At least since he took on this role, it hasnât happened more than three times.
âInteresting.â
And even the essence record he checked through the guild is intriguing. Usually, explorers start by filling up their essence slots with 9th-grade essences and gradually work their way up.
But what about this guy?
He has the Corpse Golem, Vampire, and now the Orc Hero essence that he absorbed.
âThis canât be explained just by saying heâs lucky.â
Itâs like heâs using a cheat code.
Well, if we look back in history, we can find quite a few people who left similar footprints.
There are definitely people in this world who are born with special destinies, talents, and luck.
âI wonder which one this guy isâ¦â
Most of those people are recorded and praised as heroes or great figures in later generations.
Then what about this barbarian?
At least so far, he seems to have enough potential.
Of course, his true nature needs to be proven first.
âI need to confirm it before he gets any slyer.â
This time, he needs to be more cautious and careful than usual.
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In a private room of a typical high-end tavernâ¦
As I open the door and enter, the dwarf and Dwarkey, sitting on dwarf-sized chairs, greet me with welcoming expressions.
âOh, youâre here! Come sit down! Hahaha!â
âIâm so glad youâre both safe.â
First, I sit down across from Misha, who came with me.
âWhereâs Rotmiller?â
âHeâs not here yet. He should be here soon, right?â
Indeed, while weâre ordering food and making small talk, Rotmiller arrives.
Itâs a little past 8:00 PM.
Is it some kind of occupational hazard to always arrive exactly on time?
âBjorn, Miss Kaltstein. Iâm glad youâre safe.â
âNo, weâre glad youâre safe, Rotmiller. I heard you got hurt while escapingâ¦â
âPhew, even that makes me feel guilty. If I hadnât gotten injured back then, I wouldnât have had to leave you thereââ
âEnough.â
I interrupt him because it seems like heâs about to start rambling endlessly.
âHow about you sit down first. The food is here.â
ââ¦Alright.â
With Rotmiller also seated, all the team members are finally gathered in one place for the first time in a while.
Itâs a miracle that we all managed to return alive after the labyrinth incident that tore our team apart.
âGod must be protecting us.â
With Rotmillerâs sentimental words, the conversation begins in earnest.
The main topic, of course, is how everyone is doing.
âSo Hikurod, what happened on your end?â
âAh, that?â
The dwarf explains what happened in the labyrinth chronologically at my question.
How Rotmiller was attacked by a surprise attack as soon as we were separated. But they managed to escape after killing the enemyâs scout with a counterattack.
The beginning is not much different from what I heard at the cabin, but since the dwarf himself is the one telling the story, I can hear the details.
âI used [Emergency Restoration] to use the âGuardianâs Bracersâ one more time and create an opening.â
As I suspected, he used that combo.
âWow, I didnât know Numbered Items could be linked with abilities like that.â
âHahaha, itâs not like Iâm that great. Itâs all thanks to the wisdom passed down by our ancestors.â
[Emergency Restoration] is a skill that restores equipment to its state from 5 minutes ago, not just repairing it.
Numbered Items are no exception.
Although it has the downside of consuming more MP than usual.
âWisdom of the ancestorsâ¦â
As befits a race that values Numbered Items, it seems like useful tips related to them are passed down within the dwarf community.
Anyway, to summarize the rest of the storyâ¦
âFirst, we ran away and treated Rotmiller. And we tried to find you guys, butâ¦â
They couldnât find us with Rotmillerâs tracking ability because we were too far away.
But they didnât give up and kept wandering around the Witchâs Forest.
However, on Day 3, they encountered Elisa.
âWhat? They met that crazy woman again?!â
âYeah. Somehow, she persistently followed us even in the forest.â
âSo? So what did you do?â
âHahaha, what else could we do? We ran away!â
They escaped from Elisaâs pursuit and ended up going up to the 4th floor through the portal.
And that was it.
The 4th floor, [Tower of Heaven], has a stage-based structure.
They somehow managed to clear the first stage and chose to stay there until the labyrinth closed.
They judged that they might get wiped out if they encountered a 6th-grade monster on the next stage.
âIt was quite a pain in the ass to waste more than ten days like that⦠but I was able to endure thanks to Rotmiller and Dwarkey.â
Pain in the ass my ass.
Thatâs what we should be saying.
âHa, and you guys just left because you were tired?â
I can already feel a pain in my lower abdomen.
I can understand that they were relaxing while we were strugglingâ¦
âAh, right! I didnât mention this. Surprisingly, an essence dropped from the first trial.â
âAn essence⦠droppedâ¦?â
Damn it, is this a game?
An essence that didnât drop even though we fought countless monsters in the Witchâs Forest against our willâ¦
It just popped out of nowhere for them.
And from a âMimicâ, a rare monster known for dropping at least decent essences.
âRotmiller absorbed it first and then opened the [Treasure Vault].â
[Treasure Vault] is the Mimicâs active skill.
Itâs not a combat skill, but it allows you to open a personal subspace storage.
And the key point here isâ¦
âSo? What came out?â
When you open the [Treasure Vault] for the first time, various items are inside randomly.
If youâre unlucky, it might just contain a few high-grade potions and nothing else.
I hope these guys were unâ
âThere were about 2 million stones worth of magic stones, three top-grade potions, and two Numbered Items.â
âAre you fucking kidding me?â
ââ¦Why are you suddenly cursing?â
âSorry, I was just surprised.â
Although I feel like throwing up, I hold it in and ask,
âSo what numbers were the items?â
âUnfortunately, one was in the 8000s and the other was in the 9000s.â
Phew, so they still earned well over 10 million stones.
Of course, since Misha and I werenât there, they would have split it into three among themselvesâ¦
Why is this dwarf so lucky?
âIt turned out that they werenât items we needed, so we decided to sell them. Rotmiller, who absorbed the essence, agreed to deduct the standard essence price listed by the guild from his share.â
âI see⦠congratulationsâ¦â
Rotmiller absorbed a new essence, and the dwarf and Dwarkey hit the jackpot.
Is that why?
Although I could somehow smile and offer congratulationsâ¦
Crack!
The spoon I was holding bends in half.
âBjo, Bjorn? Why did you suddenly break a perfectly good spoon?!â
âI couldnât control my strength because of the Orc Hero essence.â
âHuh? That didnât happen yesterday!â
Well, because nothing like this happened yesterday.
Those damn freeloadersâ¦
Now that weâve heard about the dwarfâs side of the story, itâs our turn.
âActually, weâre more curious about you guys. We heard some rumors and vaguely heard about it yesterday⦠what exactly happened to you?â
I step in and give a brief summary to avoid Misha potentially making a slip of the tongue.
Our life after getting lost.
Mishaâs âcoincidentalâ awakening.
âMiss Kaltstein, congratulations. You must have been through a lotâ¦â
âNo, I didnât do anything, itâs all thanks to Bjorn.â
ââ¦Thanks to Bjorn?â
âAh, no! I meant we wouldnât have made it back alive without Bjorn!â
Anyway, there were times when she got sidetracked.
The three religious fanatics we met at the cabin.
And the Floor Master who was roaming around when we came out.
As our dynamic story, which was on a completely different level compared to theirs, unfolded, the three listened intently.
âHuh, to think of going to the Orc Encampment in that situation, you were really smart.â
âI wouldnât have even thought of the Dzarwi Clan.â
âSo? What happened after that?â
Their reactions were sincere, making it enjoyable to talk.
However, I continued the story with an objective perspective, avoiding exaggeration.
Butâ¦
âPhew, they asked for a protection fee in that situation?â
âTo pay 2 million stones just the two of you⦠I feel so bad. Hey, Rotmiller, Dwarkey, how about we gather some money and give it to them?â
âThatâs a good idea. We canât say weâre not responsible either.â
Did they start feeling sorry for me after hearing my story?
The three of them gathered 1 million stones after hearing about the protection fee, the broken equipment, and the 500,000 stones spent on repairs.
Honestly, Iâm a bit taken aback.
ââ¦Are you really giving this to us?â
âOf course. We earned a lot of money this time, canât we at least do this much for you?â
What is this?
Could it be that heâs not a dwarf but an angel?
âHikurod, youâre a truly great leaderâ¦â
âHahaha, I appreciate the compliment, but letâs finish the story.â
âAlright.â
I reflect on myself for calling this great dwarf a freeloader and decide to continue the rest of the story more sincerely.
âHuh, so the Floor Master appeared in that situation!â
The Lord of Chaos that appeared with 5 hours remaining.
âTo pour out that much resources⦠it makes sense that they collected a protection fee.â
The subjugation battle that required a vast amount of resources.
And the riot that broke out within.
The [Crack of Evil] pattern that was inevitably triggered.
âI see. I was wondering what you meant by the Orc Hero essence earlier, so thatâs what you were talking about.â
The essence I obtained through negotiations with the Dzarwi Clan, who lacked a tank.
And the escape.
For reference, I also mentioned that I had the vampire essence, and the dwarf was surprisingly understanding.
âEven I was hesitant to reveal the existence of the Numbered Item at first. Weâre fine, so you donât have to bow your head like that.â
Donât bow my head?
Hmm, I just happened to look down because I spilled some food on the floor, butâ¦
Thereâs no need to correct him.
âAnyway, congratulations. To have already absorbed two 5th-grade essences? Itâs practically like youâve laid the foundation to become a high-ranking explorer.â
ââ¦Thank you for saying that.â
Afterwards, I calmly finish the story by describing how we escaped from the [Crack of Evil] and were chased by the Floor Master while carrying Misha.
The three of them express their admiration.
âHwahaha, I knew it from the beginning. That this friend would accomplish great things.â
âIndeed! It was the most grand and noble story Iâve heard in recent times. Iâm almost disappointed that I wasnât part of it!â
âCertainly⦠with this level of achievement, no one would dare to disagree with calling you Little Balkan.â
Thereâs one thing that particularly catches my ear.
Itâs something Rotmiller saidâ¦
âWait a minute, Little Balkan?â
When I tilt my head in confusion, the dwarf kindly explains,
âYou havenât heard yet? Itâs your title!â
Little Balkan.
I have a new title after the barbarian of freedom.
However, I still donât knowâ¦
âA titleâ¦â
â¦whether this will have a positive or negative effect in the future.
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The next day after our gatheringâ¦
I meet with Hikurod early in the morning and visit the guild.
To report Elisa Behenk.
ââ¦A priest of Karui, you say?â
The employee who receives the report canât hide his flustered expression, as itâs not a common occurrence.
However, when I present my 5-star ID card and the video recording device that the dwarf had been wearing on his head throughout the exploration as evidence, his expression changes.
âThis⦠doesnât seem like something I can handle myself. Could you please wait for a moment?â
Weâre immediately summoned to the branch managerâs office, and we explain what happened to the branch manager.
And as a result of the news reaching the templeâ¦
Elisa is excommunicated from the Leathlas Church and immediately becomes a top-tier wanted criminal.
âAccording to the checkpoint records, itâs certain that the evil woman returned to the city, so we should be able to catch her soon.â
Although the guild and the temple speak confidently, I donât think that bitch will be caught so easily.
I have no evidence, but I have that feeling.
âTsk, it just feels uneasy.â
Therefore, I decide to pay close attention to any news about Elisa in the future and conclude this matter for now.
Thereâs nothing more we can do anyway.
And we even received an unexpected reward.
âHahaha! Anyway, this is an unexpected income, isnât it?â
âJustice always comes with rewards.â
The temple gave us a reward of about 3 million stones for providing crucial information.
Well, weâll have to divide it into fiveâ¦
âNot bad.â
This level of luck is perfect for gratefully accepting. If it were any more, I would start getting scared about what might come back to bite me.
âPhew, it took longer than expected because there was a lot to testify about. Then letâs get going. Everyone must be waiting.â
After finishing the Elisa report, we head to the meeting place we agreed on. And after some discussion, we finalize the loot distribution.
âLetâs split everything we acquired together before we were separated into five. And weâll negotiate separately for anything we got afterwards.â
We divide the equipment and consumables of âHans-onâ, Elisaâs loyal followers, and the magic stones we collected until Day 4 equally among the five of us.
I purposely only offered the religious fanaticsâ equipment as a protection fee, anticipating this moment, so there wonât be any complicationsâ
âAh, the boots.â
I belatedly remember Hans Câs boots that I lost because of the mines, butâ¦
I decide to just let it go.
Itâs too much of a hassle to recalculateâ¦
And besides, we used up all the holy water and potions they had anyway.
âDwarkey?â
âIâm, Iâm calculating. Ah! We each get 1.22 million stones!â
A total of 2.44 million stones for Misha and me.
1.2 million stones from the templeâs reward.
And 1 million stones from the three of them as a support fund.
3.11 million stones from selling the three religious fanaticsâ expandable backpack and the remaining equipment after paying the protection fee.
And about 800,000 stones from the 15-day magic stones.
In simpler termsâ¦
âA total of 8.55 million stones.â
If I were to split it with Misha, my net profit from this expedition would be 4.27 million stones.
If it werenât for that âpromiseâ.
âUghâ¦â
As I can tell just by looking at Mishaâs eyes, which seem to be dripping with regret, all of this profit is mine.
That was the agreement.
Well, back then, I accepted her offer mostly to put her mind at ease, butâ¦n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âItâs better for me to keep and manage it.â
Misha is now my main companion.
Not only her essence, but also the equipment sheâll be wearing in the future and her overall build will all be handled by me.
Naturally, there will be a lot of expenses.
âIn that sense, if we subtract the cost of repairing Mishaâs and my equipment, and the 300,000 stones for treatmentâ¦â
â¦we get the net profit from this expedition.
7.65 million stones.
Even considering the losses like the boots I ruined in the labyrinth and the mace I lost, itâs a ridiculous profit.
After all, itâs far beyond the amount I could have earned just by hunting.
âAlthough itâs not that much when I think about the money Iâll have to spend in the future.â
âWhy are you looking at me like that?â
âItâs nothing. Just finish your food.â
The situation has changed.
After the vampire essence, I also absorbed the Orc Heroâs essence, which I thought I would get much later.
And I found a companion to grow with.
âI need to do that first when we get back.â
Therefore, a re-evaluation of my plans is necessary.