Chapter 23: chapter 23

Aman – Not yet. But I am going to call him next. Paras – Okay, then call him. I will be free at seven p.m.Aman – Okay. We will wait for you.Paras – Where? I mean where do I come?Aman – At Amit’s home. But wait let me call him first. Paras – Okay. I disconnected the call and telephoned Amit. He picked up my call. Amit – Hello Aman, how are you? I said directly laughing, “I am good and we are going to come to your home.”Amit – That’s great. I also want to meet. It has been many days. Is Paras also coming?Aman – Of course. I already said we are going to come to your home. We mean I and Paras. Amit – Awesome! I will be waiting for you. Aman – We will reach your home at seven p.m.Amit – Fine. I will be waiting for you. Aman – And yeah, don’t buy wine. You know I don’t like to drink. Amit – It's okay, if you don’t want to drink. But we want to drink together. I mean, me and Paras. Aman – No, I don’t want both of you to drink too!Amit – You are a spoilsport! Aman – I want to meet my real friends not drunkards! After drinking Paras is no more Paras and Amit is no more Amit! Amit – Okay, okay. I won’t buy wine. You come tension free. Fine? I smiled and said, “Yeah, now it’s fine.”At 7 p.m. in Amit’s houseWe were sitting together and gossiping. All of us were laughing aloud. After having funny conversation for about thirty minutes, then we became a bit serious. Paras asked me, “So, what’s about your marriage?”Aman – Not found a match yet. Paras clapped and laughed, “I told you to use my idea. Without my idea, you are not going to get anything. Amit’s idea is a total failure! Haha!”Aman – Yeah, you are right. Amit’s idea is not working. Amit – What? Are you still not able to find a match from newspapers? Aman – Not even one!Paras – Pal! Use my idea now and you will get thousands of girls within seconds!Aman – I have also used your idea and your idea is not working as well!Paras – What? It’s not possible!Aman – It's possible. It has already happened to me!Paras – Have you bought paid membership of any matrimonial website or are you just using any free website, you miser? Aman – I have bought the paid membership of shaadikamaal.com!Paras – What? Shaadikamaal.com! It’s a very popular matrimonial website. How come you are not able to find a good match yet? I can’t believe you. Show me that you have purchased a paid membership. Instantly, I took out my mobile phone and clicked on the shaadikamaal.com app and showed him that I had purchased the silver membership. Paras – Pal! I can’t believe it! You have really paid money to them! Aman – Yes. I am not lying. But the problem is that I am still not able to find any match for me here. Paras – Have you learnt how to use this website? Aman – Yes, I have learnt everything. I also know about advanced search option, chat option, email option and to see the mobile number directly option. Paras – Oh, you know everything about it. Aman – I know everything about it and I have also done everything on it. I used advanced search filter and shortlisted the ten girls working as a government teacher in my state and I also sent them personal messages but nobody replied! Paras – Seriously? Aman – Yeah!Amit – Oh my goodness! I can’t believe that. Then what did you do? Aman – I didn’t stop here. I thought that those girls are working as a government teacher. Maybe that’s why they didn’t bother about me much because they have much market value in the matrimonial market. Then I thought I would send messages to the girls working in the private sector. I used advanced search engine and shortlisted twenty good girls working in the private institutions. I messaged them but they also didn’t reply to me!Paras – Really? Aman – Yes, I am not lying. By revealing all this to both of you, I am insulting myself. I am sharing all this stuff with both of you, so I may come up with any kind of solution. Amit – Hmm... It means the problem is really very serious. Aman – Of course, the problem is very serious. Amit – Still, I can’t believe that a government teacher, good looking boy, non-drinker and non-smoker with great reputation is not able to find even a single girl for marriage!I lowered my eyes and said, “Yeah, it’s true. Hey Paras and Amit, see I am sharing my heart with you. Please don’t share it with anyone. You know if my neighbours, my normal friends come to know about this then they will start mocking me.”Paras – Don't worry, pal! I can understand. Aman – I trust both of you. That’s why I am sharing all this with you. Don’t break my trust. Amit – Don't worry Aman, we will never break your trust. But one thing you did great. Aman – What? Amit – By sharing your problem with us. Now, both of us will think together and try to get through the problem. Aman – Not only both of you who will think to solve this problem. I will also be thinking with you. Paras – Yeah, now we are three and three brains will be thinking altogether to sort out your problem. Yay!Amit – Absolutely right!Aman – Yeah. Hehe. Paras – Hey, Amit, now let’s think what we can do for Aman.Amit – Yeah, I am thinking.Aman – Paras, you know what, I spent hours in think which profile I should shortlist. You can’t believe one day I spent about twelve hours in just shortlisting the profiles! And see what results I got.Paras – What! Did you spend twelve hours in just selecting the profiles?Aman – Yeah.Amit – Even UPSC students don’t spend that much time on their studies!Aman – Amit, I am very serious for my life.Amit – That is clearly visible.(It will be so nice of you, if you leave at least a single word comment 🌺❇️🌹🌺❇️)