Chapter 24: chapter 24

Paras – I’m just trying to put my feet into your shoes. How bad you must have felt when you found that you received no reply after putting extreme efforts in it!Aman – True.Paras – You felt bad because you worked very hard. Right?Aman – Yeah.Paras – But why did you work so hard for that?Aman – What are you talking about? It’s my life and I’m very serious about it.Paras – I know it’s your life and I do know you are very serious about it, but the question is why are you putting your extreme efforts in it? There is no need. I mean, there is no need of putting any extra efforts in it.Aman – What do you mean?Paras – You want to receive replies from girls. Right?Aman – Right. Paras – Can you talk to girls whom you like but they don’t like you, I mean your profile?Aman – No.Paras – In this website, you can talk only to those girls who like your profile. Right?Aman – Right.Paras – Then why don’t you follow a shortcut?Aman – Means?Paras – There is no need of checking any profile. There is no need of reading any profile. Don’t waste your precious time on these stupid things. Send requests to all! Then go to sleep. On the next day, just check your inbox and see who have replied to your messages. Those who have replied, obviously they are interested in your profile. And you can easily talk to them. Simple! If you like them, then you can continue otherwise say I sent you message by mistake.Amit – Awesome idea!Aman – Oh my gosh! Brilliant! Paras, how did you think of this idea? You are brilliant!Paras – Yes, I am. (chuckled). Even though I was never intelligent in my studies, It doesn’t mean I don’t have a brain. My practical knowledge and wisdom knows no bounds. I’m a businessman. And a businessman has a real practical brain, Not mere bookish, outdated knowledge.Aman – Haha! Are you trying to insult me indirectly?Amit – I guess he is trying. Hehe.Paras said jokingly, “But I’m insulting directly! Haha!”We all burst into laughter.The Next Day I woke up early in the morning. I looked at the clock. The time was 5 a.m. I said to myself, “Oh, today, I woke up so early! I am feeling good. I don’t know why. Oh yeah! I guess I am feeling good because today I have clarity of mind with myself. Today, I am clear about what I should do. Paras’s idea was brilliant. The time has come to implement it.”“But first of all, let my mom wake up and prepare breakfast for me. No! Why should I wait for my mom to wake up? I will get my breakfast after two hours and what would I do till then? I will just waste my time. It’s better to do the job now.”I picked up my mobile phone, opened shaadikamaal.com and pressed the search button. This time I used only a few filters. I selected that the girl must be from twenty to twenty-five years old. She must be unmarried. I didn’t use the location filter. I didn’t use the job filter. I didn’t use the education filter. I didn’t use the interests filter. I didn’t use any other filter. And I hit the “Go” button. Thousands of girls’ profiles appeared in the results. In one page there were ten profiles of girls and there were too many pages. I was mentally prepared not to read any profile or take tension about it. I had understood from my past experiences that it was useless to read bio, interests and everything. I smartly founded the button “Select All”, that means to select all the ten profiles just by pressing one button. I pressed it and automatically ten profiles visible on the screen got selected and then I pressed on the “Send message” button. I copied the message that I had already written in the memo of my mobile, that I used to send before to the profiles I liked and pasted in the message box and then pressed the “Send” button. With just one click I sent the message to all the ten girls. Then I hit on the “Next page” button. Another ten profiles of the girls appeared. Again, I selected all the ten profiles and sent the same message to all girls. In this way, I sent messages to two hundred girls in a day within half an hour! But still, I didn’t stop. I again clicked on the “Next page” button and again, I tried to send the same message to another ten girls but this time a message from the company appeared on the screen “Sorry, you can’t send more than two hundred messages in a day. You have to wait for twenty-four hours.”I said, “Oh shit! Today, I want to send messages to all the girls available on this website but! Now, I don’t have any other option except to wait for twenty-four hours. Now. Let's see how many girls reply to my message.” “But now it’s just five thirty a.m. What should I do now? If I don’t sleep then I will go on checking my mobile phone every second to see if anyone replied to me. And obviously, nobody will reply to me at this time. It’s better to go to sleep again and wake up when my mom calls me.”I yawned, closed my eyes and lay on my bed again. I pulled the sheet on me. At 6:45 a.m. I opened my eyes. Before I could think of anything else, I checked my mobile. I didn’t even come to know when my hands started checking inbox of shadikamaal.com. I was amazed to see one girl had replied to my message and she had also given her mobile number to me. I shouted, “Yay!”Mom listened to my scream. She came rushing to my room and asked, “What happened?”I became shy and didn’t feel like telling my mom. I lied, “Nothing happened, mom. I just yawned.”(It will be so nice of you, if you leave at least a single word comment 🌺❇️🌹🌺❇️)