Chapter 38: chapter 38

I was surprised to hear that, “Seriously?”He chuckled and said, “You mean we should not come.”Aman – Haha! No, no! Actually, it’s the perfect time for both of you to come. I wanted to meet you even yesterday but I could not call. Paras – I know that you could not call, that’s why now we don’t bother about your call. We will come directly even without your invitation. Haha!Aman – Yeah, sure. You can come anytime. I said to myself, “Thank God! Paras and Amit are coming. I really needed a break from shaadikamaal app. I never thought that even trying to find a good partner can be such a tedious task!”At about 6 p.m., Paras and Amit reached my home. I and my mom welcomed them very warmly. My mom served them cold coffee. And then we three began to talk to each other. Paras – So, Aman, how’s your shaadikamaal app going on? (Giggled.)I smiled and said, “I can say. It’s going better.”Paras heightened his eyebrows and said, “Well, that was my idea.”Amit said in a low serious voice as if he felt offended, “Are you insulting me? Are you trying to say that my idea was bad?”Paras – Obviously, your idea was bad! Haha! Isn‘t it, Aman? Aman – No! Haha! His idea was not bad but it didn’t work!Paras – Haha! Amit – Wow! What a way to insult? Is it a form of polite insult? Aman – I don’t know about that. Hehe!Paras – Amit, you can say like that. I felt the same it was a sugar-coated insult! Haha! I and Amit also laughed. Paras said, “Aman, so how many girls have you met up to now?”Aman – Hmm... many. Paras – Wow! You must be enjoying? Aman – Yeah, sort of. Amit – So when are you going to marry? Aman – Have not found a girl for marriage yet. Amit – But you said you have talked to many girls. Didn’t you like anyone among them? Aman – Not yet. Paras – Hey, hey! Aman, you tell me, are you Hrithik Roshan? Aman – Haha! No! Paras – Then at least like a girl among them. Hehe. Aman – Actually, Paras, girls are very strange and their parents are.... oh my God! Amit – Strange in the sense? Aman – You know what Amit, one girl, I think her name was Deepika. She started talking to me first and after wasting many hours of mine, she said to me in the end that she was a divorcee! Paras – Haha! Very funny!Amit also burst into laughter. Paras asked me, “And what about other girls?”I said to Paras, “I guess you are enjoyed my pitiful story a lot! And you want more! Haha!”Paras – Haha! Yeah, I want more. Yeh dil maange more (My heart wants more) Haha!Amit – Yeah, I also want to listen. Because one day, I have to marry too. Hehe. I said jokingly, “Okay, okay, my selfish friends. I am going to tell you some more interesting stories.” Amit and Paras said together, “We are all ears!”Aman – Haha! Okay, now listen to my stories carefully. Then I talked to one more girl. Her name was Disha. At first, she was not showing to me her unedited pictures. And she was agreeing on every condition that I was putting forth against her. But when I insisted her to send her unedited snaps, I found that she was not even an average looking girl!Amit – Oh shit! Paras – Was her complexion dark? Aman – Obviously. Paras – Dark complexion girls are very hot! Aman – Haha! You crazy! Paras – Haha. Amit – Aman, now tell us about your next case. Aman – The next case is of Shavi. Haha! Haha!  She.. Haha! I was trying to say but my laughter took over me and I became helpless. Amit said, “Hey! What happened? Is it going to be very funny?”Aman – Yeah, it’s going to be very very funny! Paras – Then tell us soon. Aman – You know what, she started flirting with me to impress me for marriage! Haha! Amit – Really? Aman – Yeah, really! Actually, she was desperate! Her dad was an autorickshaw driver and she was also not good looking. And she wanted to marry only a well-educated boy so that she may show to her friends that her husband is a well-educated man! Haha! Amit – Means she wanted to marry you just for her ego? Aman – Yes, you are right. And just to fulfil her pride, she even started flirting with me and obviously, no girl can love to flirt with any random boy on the internet. Paras – Hmm... please give me the phone number of that girl. That girl is made for me! Haha! Aman – Haha! Amit – Now, tell us about your next case. Aman – The next case is of Arohi. She was a doctor. Paras – A doctor!Aman – Yes, she was a doctor. She seemed to be a very nice girl but her dad....Amit – What about dad? Aman – She didn’t even know that her dad was a super selfish man! She worships her dad like God. But her dad wants nothing except money. He clearly told me that my income is very less and that’s why he rejected me! Paras – How rude! How can he say that to your face directly! Aman – This world is really very brutal dude! Amit – But it’s not the way of talking to a boy!Paras – You are right, Pal! Aman, you should have abused him right then!Aman – I don’t want to do stupid things. Anyhow, I don’t know how many such kind of people I am going to meet on the internet...Amit – You are right, Aman. We can’t pick up fights with every man on the internet. Forget about it. Let’s move to the next case. Aman – The next case is of Megha. Her dad passed away and her and her sisters responsibility fell on her chacha ji’s (her dad’s younger brother) shoulder. And you know what her chacha ji’s has only one thought in his mind and that is he wants to save his money by any means. He is not looking for a good groom for her. He is just looking for a groom who can marry Megha without even taking a single rupee from him. (It will be so nice of you, if you leave at least a single word comment 🌺❇️🌹🌺❇️)