Chapter 89: chapter 89

In the evening at Amit’s homeParas, Amit and I were sitting together. Amit’s mom served noodles to us. With forks we were having noodles and they were very yummy! I said to Amit, “Buddy, your mom is really great at cooking noodles! She has magic in her hands!”Amit replied, “Yeah, my mom is really good at cooking noodles. But the tea of your mom’s hands, I always miss in my home. Sometimes, I think of coming to your home just for tea. Hehe (Giggled)”Aman - Then you should come to my home. You are like my brother. Whenever you wish to come to my home, come. You are always welcome. Amit - Thanks. Paras - Aman, and what about me? Wouldn't you like to welcome me to your house for tea? I laughed, “Obviously, you are also welcome in my house! Haha! Actually, I will show more hospitality to you if you happen to come to my house.”Amit - Why? Is he better than me? Aman - Indeed! Haha!Amit - How? Aman - Because his idea worked!Amit - Which idea? Aman - That I should talk indecently to Hemlatta and make her comfortable in her indecent zone. Paras laughed and said, “I told you, pal! I know much better about girls than you!”Putting my ego aside,I lowered my eyes and said, “I admit.” Amit - But I also suggested the same. Then how can you say Paras is better than me?Aman - Because he gave me the idea and you just corroborated it. Amit - Oh, that was my fault! I just let him speak because I didn’t want to interrupt him! Well courteous and gentle behaviour always loses in our society! Aman - Hehe! Don’t lose heart. If you really showed good etiquettes and manners by not interrupting him then you are a better man than him. Paras - What? Amit may be lying too! How can you say that? Hehe. Aman - Haha! Oh my gosh! You guys are very funny! How can you create such fun from such a normal situation? I never understood. Paras - It’s creativity, Pal! Amit - Right. It’s our talent or say only talent, Haha!We all burst into laughter. I said to Paras, “Paras, when I started talking to her indecently, she started liking it and I sensed that. She continued talking to me for the whole night and she didn’t even yawn once!”Amit - Haha! Aman - Yeah, it’s true. I am amazed at her behaviour. When I talked to her about spirituality, she slept. And when I talked indecently she got impressed. Paras - Those entities who show this kind of behaviour are known as girls!Amit - Haha! Wow! What a definition!Paras - Such definitions must be read by nerds like Aman! Amit - Haha!Aman - Hey! Are you trying to insult me? Paras - No! I am trying to guide you. Hehe!Aman - Okay, if you want to guide me then guide me properly. Tell me what should I do next? Love you, love you too is over now. I didn’t talk to Hemlatta for making her my girlfriend. I talked to her to marry her! My target is marriage! Amit - Hehe!Aman - What hehe! I want to marry, man! I can’t afford girlfriends in my life. I just want one safe and secure relationship. Paras - Okay, I got you. If you want to marry her, then you have to do something. Aman - What something? Paras - That something is not so easy to do. One needs a brave heart to do that. I said, boldening my face, “For marriage, I can do anything! I want to marry her, that’s it.”Paras - Think twice before you say anything. Whatever I am going to say is not going to be easy. Aman - No, problem. I can even pull down heaven for her!Amit - I guess he is overconfident!Aman - I am not overconfident. I know what I am saying. Paras - Okay then listen. Aman - Yes, say. Paras - Are you really ready to listen? Aman - Yes, I am. Paras - Get laid! Make love with her!Aman - You mean physical relationship?Paras - Yes, do it as soon as possible. Aman - What? No! It’s very bad. Paras - Stupid! If you don’t do it then she will never be yours. She will leave you. Aman - No! Oral love making was still okay but in real…. No way! I am not that kind of a boy. Paras - But all girls are that kind of girls! Believe me! Aman - She is a government employee! She is not a normal girl. She has her own brain. How can she do such silly things? Paras - Such silly things are known as girls, pal! Amit - Yes, Aman. Paras is right. You have to make her closer to yourself. If you don’t get her close then her attraction towards you starts fading away. If attraction faded away, then she will kick you out of her life!Aman - Amit, I can’t believe you are saying that. Amit - I am saying that because it’s the only reality. How can I misguide you? I am your friend. I know whatever I am saying looks very bad but I can’t lie to you just to show that I am good. Aman - Hmm…Paras - Do it, pal. You can do it!Aman - Hey! Please don’t compel me like that! I will think about it. Paras - Don’t think too much to act. If she has started making love orally then it means she is ready to make love physically too. I shouted, “Please stop it! I can’t hear anymore! I am feeling as if I am talking to illiterate, vulgar people!”Paras - Amit, did you listen? He just called us illiterate, vulgar people!Amit - Yes, I listened. Hehe!Paras - Aman, now just do what vulgar people say. Believe me, you will not regret your decision. And when you succeed you will fall to our feet for seeking our blessings!We all exploded into a big laugh! At night about 9 p.m.I called Hemlatta and she picked up my phone. We began to talk and it didn’t take me long to sense that she was expecting oral love making from my side again. I fulfilled her desire and we didn’t even realize when the clock struck 1 a.m.! (It will be so nice of you, if you leave at least a single word comment 🌺❇️🌹🌺❇️)