Zu An said indifferently, âYouâre very smart; you know that you have to pretend to be my woman while in the presence of others. But do you think this is enough for me to let you go?â
Tang Tianâer immediately felt as if she had lost all motivation. She scowled and said, âYoung master, I really didnât come to assassinate you! I just came to test you out a bit to play around⦠But I didnât expect your cultivation to be that high! That attack was so strong that I was seriously wounded before I could even explain myself.
âYoung master, you know that I held back too, right? Even though I was coming after you, I didnât really aim at your vitals. You should have been able to sense that with your high cultivation!â
Zu An harrumphed. âIf it werenât for the fact that I realized that later, do you think I wouldâve bothered to use all that effort to save you?â
Tang Tianâer was overjoyed when she heard his tone soften. She moved closer to him and said sweetly, âYoung master, youâre so bad. I really was scared just now, you know?â
âDid you come here on your own accord or are you representing the Hub of Freedom?â Zu An asked seriously.
âOf course it was on my own. Everyone from the Hub of Freedom still thinks that the young master is from the ocean race,â Tang Tianâer said gently. âI was curious about the young master, so I came to test things out. But I didnât expert things to turn out this way.â
âThe ocean raceâ¦â Zu An had a general idea of why they thought that.
Tang Tianâer quickly said, âYoung master, please donât worry. Iâm the only one who knows about your identity. I definitely wonât tell anyone else.â
âThe mouths of women and the words of men in bed; both of these canât be trusted,â Zu An said with a laugh.
âThen what would make the young master believe me?â Tang Tianâer suddenly had a bashful expression as she said, âIf the young master is willing, I can become the young masterâs woman. That way, the young master will trust me, right?â
âStop trying to test me. If you were willing to use your body as a weapon, you wouldnât still be a virgin in a place as complicated as the Hub of Freedom.â Zu An immediately exposed her lies.
Tang Tianâer put away her professional smile and said with a sigh, âIâve met all kinds of men in my life, but young master is the only one who understands me⦠These words arenât praise, but rather my real, sincere thoughts.â
âDonât try to flatter me.â Zu An took out two pills, one red and one blue, saying, âChoose one and eat it. Then, Iâll feel at ease.â
Tang Tianâerâs expression changed a bit. She asked, âWhat are these?â
Zu An said indifferently, âThe red one is called the Brain Parasite Pill, while the other is called the Pill of Alteration.
âThe Brain Parasite Pill is made of three different types of brain parasites. After ingesting it, nothing wrong will happen in oneâs body for a while, but at noon on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month afterward, if one doesnât take an antidote for the brain parasites, theyâll breed and spread throughout the body. If they reach the brain, the one who has ingested the pill will become like a living corpse who will even eat their father, mother, or spouse.â
Tang Tianâerâs expression finally changed. Even though she had guessed that these were poisons, she had never expected them to be such a vile sort. She asked, âThen what about that one?â Girls had a natural rejection toward things like bugs and ghosts. Her finger was shaking as she pointed at the blue pill.
âThis one is called the Pill of Alteration,â Zu An explained with a mocking expression. âItâs made from leopard fetus, deer fetus, human placenta, fur seal kidney, and other rare ingredients. Ingesting this pill will greatly strengthen the body for a year, but if the antidote isnât taken after a year, several side effects will happen. It can make a fat person suddenly grow by three feet within three months, leaving their skin entirely covered in blood. Alternatively, it can make a thin person become short, turning them into an obese ball of meat. With someone of your build, that would probably be the side effect youâd experience.
âSo? Have you decided which one you want to eat?â he finally asked.
Tang Tianâerâs complexion became deathly pale. She asked in a trembling voice, âCan I choose to take neither?â With how much detail Zu An had used to explain the medicinesâ effects, there was no way he had come up with them on the spot. She was now really panicking.
Zu An shook his head and said, âYou must choose one, or else youâll die right now.â
Tang Tianâerâs expression flickered several times, and her breathing became rough. She appeared to be experiencing a severe internal struggle.
âWhat, are you thinking about putting up one last fight before your death?â Zu An asked indifferently.
Tang Tianâer finally gave up and said, âYour cultivation is far above mine, so I wouldnât stand a chance.â
After saying this, she picked up the blue pill with a trembling hand. Compared to having parasites inside of her that would devour her brain, that other pill was easier to accept.
She suddenly looked toward Zu An as she brought it up to her face, asking, âAre you planning to make me your spy in the Hub of Freedom?â
âLady Tang is very smart.â Zu An nodded in praise. âAs long as youâre obedient, Iâll give you the antidote every year. That way, you wonât have to worry about anything bad happening to you.â
Tang Tianâer swallowed the âPill of Alterationâ when she heard Zu An say that, exclaiming, âYouâre satisfied now, right?!â
You have successfully trolled Tang Tianâer for +555 +555 +555â¦
Zu An smiled. Of course he didnât have any âBrain Parasite Pillâ or âPill of Alterationâ. However, he needed some way to control her, so he had thought of some famous pills from wuxia novels. He hadnât expected to actually fool her just like that. He was actually feeling a bit sorry now that he saw how she was about to cry.
âSit down,â he said.
âWhy?â Tang Tianâer immediately became a bit defensive. Her previous sweet smile was nowhere to be seen, and she now looked like a demon instead.
âYour injuries havenât fully healed yet. Since youâre one of my people now, how can I let you leave with injuries?â Zu An replied. He had just played the bad cop for so long, so he figured there was no harm in being a bit nicer now.
âHmph, whoâs yours?â Tang Tianâer wanted to stick to her pride and refuse. After all, this person was just way too hateful. She had gone all the way over to meet him in the middle of the night like those love stories, and yet this guy had actually done something so infuriating!
But when she remembered that comfortable feeling from earlier, she couldnât resist the temptation in the end. She obediently sat down. Zu An reached out his finger and pressed against her back, using his primordial ki to continue treating her injuries.
âHnngâ¦â Tang Tianâer moaned when she felt that familiar comfortable feeling again.
Zu An was speechless. âCan you not make those noises? Those who donât know anything might think I was doing something to you,â he said. This kind of moaning really startled him.
âDid the young master not do enough to me yet? Iâm already about to break,â Tang Tianâer said resentfully.
Zu An was stunned. He said, âIf you donât know how to speak properly, donât say anything.â
âBut am I wrongâ¦?â Tang Tianâer gradually calmed down from her earlier anger. âIâll obey you in the future, so youâll give me the antidote, right?â
âOf course.â Zu An had a grin on his face. He wondered how she would react if she learned the truth.
âThen how will I find you in the future? What if something happens to you and I canât get the antidote? Wouldnât I feel really wronged then?â Tang Tianâer asked worriedly.
âDonât worry, Iâll give you the antidote ahead of time. Also, Iâll be in the capital, so itâll be easy to find me. Instead, itâs someone like you from the Hub of Freedom whoâs more mysterious and hard to find.â Zu An thought to himself, You only ate a sugar-coated bean; itâd be weirder if some poison really did activate then.
But he could try to give her a real Pill of Alteration the next time she came for the antidote. Of course, that was based on the premise that he could actually make a pill like that.
Tang Tianâer obviously didnât know that she had been schemed against badly. She said, âYou have a jade token from the Hub of Freedom now; you can contact me in any of our locations.â
Zu An was surprised. He remarked, âYour status in the Hub of Freedom doesnât seem as insignificant as you made it soundâ¦â
âBut of course. I am the flower of the Hub of Freedomâ¦â Tang Tianâer replied, but her face fell as she continued, âBut unfortunately, I still ended up being done in by you.â
âRight, whereâs my remuneration?â She suddenly reached out her hand.
âRemuneration?â Zu An was stunned. âStop moving randomly. Iâm still treating your injuries.â
Tang Tianâer replied with an âohâ. Then she continued, âOf course I need remuneration! Even though I was forced to obey you and I have to work for you, I might not try as hard if you donât give me anything! If you only continue to threaten me, even though I wonât go against your orders, I wonât do it that seriously either. Iâm only going to do a barely passable job.
âBut remuneration and reward are different. Not only will I complete the mission, Iâll think about how to complete it in an even better way.â
âWhat you say makes some sense.â Zu An really didnât know if he should call her optimistic or something else. She shifted her mindset so quickly⦠He asked, âWhat kind of remuneration do you want? I have to make it clear that right now, Iâm extremely poor.â
Concocting pills, his own cultivation, Dajiâs breakthrough, and other things all needed a lot of medicine. These things were all money-burning machines! The Hub of Freedomâs auction house had also made him learn just how broke he was for the first time.
âI donât know if you really are poor or not, but youâre definitely stingy.â Tang Tianâer rolled her eyes. She had seen him spend extravagantly back in the Hub of Freedom. How could someone like that possibly be poor?
She began, âDonât worry, I donât want your money, I only want youâ¦â Her expression turned a bit red halfway through her sentence. âI only want you to treat me like this once in a while.â
Zu An was stunned.