A/N:This came to me suddenly and I HAD TO WRITE! IM SORRY IOA BUT THIS CAN'T WAITTTT IT'S IMPORTANTTTTT
Also, as you can clearly see, Enigma is bias with Megs because all of his chapters are fragging long, you're welcome.
...I probably should do Optimus next, he's my cute baby XD
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"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!??" Megatron roared, looking up at his scientist, Shockwave. The warlord was now a HUMAN and certainly PISSED. Apparently, the mad scientist was testing around with some organic stuff and it went wrong while Megatron was present, the latter taking the brunt of the situation.
"UNDO THIS AT ONCE!" Megatron seethed; waving his organic hands at the scientist. Shockwave looked down at his leader as he apologised, thinking of all the possible solution to help make the situation better.
"I am sorry, Lord Megatron. Unfortunately, the experiment blew up. To create the elixir to fix this...it's going to take a while." Shockwave explained.
"WHAT!?" Megatron could not believe his audials. HE WAS NOT GOING TO STAY IN THIS CONDITION ANY LONGER!
"And HOW LONG exactly, will I be in this form!?" Megatron yelled, his eyes inhumanely red as he glared at the one-eyed bot.
"Until I finish the antidote for this...situation, I hate to inform you that this form you've taken will continue as yours forever." Shockwave replied, typing something on his datapad and continued collecting data for the research.
"I AM NOT-"
"LORD MEGATRON! I-" Starscream yelled and came right into the lab to witness the situation. Looking down on the table, Starscream had his optics wide open as he stared dumbfoundedly at his fleshling leader.
"M-Master!?" he said in disgust, backing away. Megatron growled and charged towards the seeker, forgetting that he was still small and tiny...and a fleshling.
"I'LL KILL- WHAT THE-" Megatron's death threats were halted by the scientist as Shockwave had his servos in front of the angry human, blocking his path and also from falling to his doom.
"If you take another step sir, you're going to fall and get injured." Shockwave warned. Megatron backed away immediately, taking in his trusted scientist's advice. The warlord was about to continue his threats when he got snatched by the Decepticon's SIC.
"W-WHAT A-ARE YOU DOING!? UNHAND ME THIS INSTANCE AND I MAY SPARE YOUR-"
"SILENCE!" it was Starscream's turn to rise up. The seeker chuckled darkly as squeezed the warlord a little bit tighter, giving the mech a clear warning of who's in charge.
"I won't hesitate to...crush you, my liege. Or should I say, fleshy?" Starscream glared at the small human in his grasp. The warlord was starting to wheeze and gasp for air as he struggled to breath. Starscream had his other servos raised, aiming for Shockwave.
"If you want your precious lab to be still in one piece, I suggest you to stay out of my way." Starscream threatened before throwing up his leader in the air and transforming, encasing the human in his alt form and blasted off from the ship.
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"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!?" Megatron roared, writhing out from the seeker's grasp the best he could as the high-heeled mech trekked through the rocky roads of Jasper, Nevada. The two were at an unpopulated area and free from any other passer-by, perfect for committing murder.
"It has been an honour serving you, my dear leader."
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE-" Megatron's words were cut off as Starscream released his hold, dropping the warlord 20 feet of the ground. Megatron's last sight was the bloody red optics of Starscream as he fell to his death.
'Primus damn you, Starscream! Is this how I ...perish...?' was what the gladiator thought as took the plunge.
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"...Ugh..." Megatron groaned, opening his eyes weakly. He wanted to turn his head to get a better sight of his surroundings but everything hurts, by the Pits!
'...W-Where...Am...I' Megatron thought as he tried to clear his blurry vision, the human mech trying to adjust his optics only to realise that he's still a GODDAMN HUMAN and humans can't adjust the lenses in their fleshlings' optics like Cybertronians could.
Curse this.
"A-Argh..." Megatron grunted in pain, the warlord accidentally shifted and his whole body burned with agony. Shuffling of feet could be heard and the next thing Megatron knew, he was faced with a (h/c) femme human looking at him with worry.
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"Oh god, you're awake!" I said, exhaling audibly and rushed to the unconscious man's side. I found this strange man lying motionlessly on the middle of the road yesterday night as I was on my way back from the hospital.
As a paramedic, my first immediate response was to help the man; regardless of whatever situation. I tried to wake him up but he didn't respond, so I brought the man back to my workplace and treated him.
For Pete's sake, what on earth happened to him? He had A LOT OF FRACTURED BONES! Fractured frontal cranium, dislocated arms, crushed carpals and a twisted leg! It was a goddamn miracle that he was alive and AWAKE!
"H-How are you feeling?" I asked, setting a hand on his. The man had a very strange look on his face ...and his eyes were ruby red!
"W-Where...who..." he stuttered, trying to shift to get a better look. I immediately stopped him and tried to calm him down. He must be so terrified, poor thing!
"H-Hey! You're okay, you're safe! Whatever happened to you, you can tell us later. You need to rest, alright?" I said, hoping to soothe his nerves a little.
"W...What's...name..." he said weakily and coughed. I went to fetch him a cup of water and brought it up to his lips but he pushed it away, not accepting it.
"It's just water, it'll clear your throat. They must be dry; you've been unconscious for a day now." I said. The man had his eyes wide once more and snapped them up to look at me. I gave him a soft look and rubbed his rough and calloused hands slowly, hoping to at least give him a sense of comfort.
"It's okay...I won't hurt you. I'm (Y/N), by the way. What's yours?" I introduced myself to him. The man eyed me for a moment before replying, his voice raspy and hoarse.
"M-Megatron..." he said, still giving me wary looks. I nodded and gave him a soft smile. His name is quite peculiar but it had a nice ring to it, I quite like it.
"Hello Megatron, please to meet you. Rest up alright? I'll take care of you until we can figure things together, how about that?" I said, giving him an assuring smile. The grey-silver haired man stared at me before nodding, hesitancy still in his eyes.
I mean, I would be wary too if I've just woke up to an unfamiliar place and sustained such injuries. I'll just have to work with his trust then.
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TIMESKIP
"MEGS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT MIX DARK CLOTHES WITH LIGHT ONES!?" I yelled. A pair of heavy footsteps came down from the stairs and the man I've summoned gave me a dirty glare.
"I don't understand how to do it and I will not learn how to do it." Megatron said, crossing his arms in front of him as he sent me a smirk. Looking down at my favourite white blouse, I groaned and tossed it onto his face.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOUSE! YOU OWE ME A NEW ONE, YOUNG MAN!" I seethed, jabbing a finger onto his chest, the clothes still on his face. The man growled and yanked away the clothing and gave me a dangerous glare...or so he thought.
"Those glares don't scare me Megs and you know it!" I said, massaging my temples in frustration at the man before me. It was two weeks after the situation and to be honest, I'm still very much surprise with how fast he recovered. The man was up and doing PUSH FUCKING UPS ON THE THIRD DAY!
I was SO FUCKING CLOSE to tranquilise the man that day, I swear to god.
"You throw me a human clothing one more time-"
"You're a human too, jackass." I huffed and pushed him away lightly, shaking my head as I snatched up the dropped clothed and dumped it back into the washing machine.
"That was my favourite one..." I whined and gave the man a pout. He rolled his eyes and went back upstairs.
The nerve!
I sighed and went out to dry the clothes, still steaming at the guy. The idiot apparently keeps saying that he hates humans and that I'm the only 'fleshlings' he'll ever tolerate just because I have some use to him. I rolled my eyes and continued hanging the wet clothes as I thought about the grumpy man.
He was... different than the rest of the average male, I'll give you that. For starters, I don't think any normal human possesses a set of ruby eyes. He was also quite tall and bulky ...and full of scars. His chest was littered of claw marks, as if he went into a fist fight with a brown bear!
Megatron said it was due to him fighting, so I assumed he was in the military. I mean, he does wake up 6am SHARP in the morning and have this...intimidating walking pose where he got his hands folded behind his back. It's quite...attractive, reminds me of those leaders in the movie show.
Talking about being a leader, the man does have the charisma of one...just a little tad bit grouchier than normal. I smiled a little at the memory of him bickering with the doctor as they wanted to take some blood samples before giving him the clearance to leave the hospital.
By the gods, it was hilarious and also terrifying.
Megatron had the doctor pinned onto the wall in a second and was growling like a damn rabid dog as he spewed weird curse words at the terrified doctor. I had to practically pull the hefty man away and gave him one hell of a slap.
...I think he's still holding grudges on me because of that. I did apologise later on and gave him a treat, which I found out that the hot-headed man LOVES caramel pudding. He tasted the sugary dessert for the first time and chugged it down in seconds before demanding to have more.
He ate 7 of the store-bought caramel puddings at one go before I put a stop to his addiction and made him eat only two of the pudding cups a day or he's going to put me into a huge debt. The man also apparently has no proper sense of etiquette which makes me more certain that his words of "I'm not human" is actually true.
Sighing, I finished hanging up the last piece of clothing before turning around to head back in, only to bump over Megatron. I fell backwards but the man had fast reflexes; grabbing my hips and pulling me into his chest. I blushed a little at the close contact and looked up to see the man SMIRKING AT ME.
"I think I like looking down at your figure, it's oddly satisfying." He said and I scoffed, pushing the mech away.
"Shut up. I know I'm short, you didn't have to rub it in, goliath." I huffed, sticking my tongue out at him. The man laughed, his deep gruff voice rumbling as he gave me a sly smirk.
"Why, how could you accuse me of such action? I merely stated my satisfaction of looking down at you, not due to your height. I have no idea how you came up with such ludicrous assumption." He said, the stupid smirk still ever-present on his face.
"What do you want now? If it's the caramel pudding, it's in the fridge. Bottom shelves; beside the jar of mayonnaise." I said, huffing and setting my hands on my hips.
"Although the thought of indulging and satisfying my palates with the heavenly treat, I have much more important thing to discuss with you." he said, looking away and covering his face with the back of his hands.
Quite hot if you ask me.
"Er... sure! What's up?" I said, wiping my hands on my jeans before giving the man my full attention. Megatron shifted in his position awkwardly before handing me a crumpled up...shirt?
"T-To replace the cloth I've...tainted earlier." He said, looking away.
I raised up the oversized tee over my head and let out a soft snicker, earning a flustered look from the man.
"I-If you don't like it you c-can return it! I didn't ask-"
"Thanks, big M. Unfortunately, this is a T-shirt, not a blouse. But thank you, I appreciate the thought, my dear." I said, giving the man a smile and before heading in. Megatron was standing still for a moment before he snapped out of it and followed me behind, his voice raised as he clasped his large hands together and spoke.
"S-So- y-you aren't mad anymore?" he asked hopefully, eyeing me enthusiastically with his ruby eyes.
"Yes, yes." I waved him off and gave him a smile. Going to the fridge, I fished out his pudding cup and handed it to him.
"Here, that's the last one." I said and realised my fridge was almost empty. Time to shop, I guess.
"Hey Megs, you wanna join me in doing groceries or do you wanna continue writing your love letters upstairs?"
"They are POEMS AND NO FRAGGING THANK YOU!" Megatron yelled from the living room and I sighed. I am practically feeding the oversized buffoon for free and letting him stay here without any cost; how kind I am.
And I did feel bad for the guy. According to Megs, his teammates backstabbed him...I didn't understand what he meant, but I guess they kicked him out of his house and he's homeless.
"Alright, keep the house in one piece and don't destroy it or we both go homeless. Got it?"
"Yeah, yeah. Bye!" the man said, engrossed with the movie 'Conjuring' that was playing. I shuddered and quickly went out, not wanting to stay and watch the film.
I absolutely do not like horror movies because I am a scaredy-cat.
I decided to walk since it was still early and my house was within walking distance of the grocer. With a soft hum, I made my way to the store, making a mental list along the way.
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Huffing tiredly, I groaned as I carried the large paper bags of items in my hand.
"Some fucking help would be great..." I said softly, wishing that the strong, bulky man staying in my house could lend me a hand but no, that idiot was having the time of his life eating caramel pudding and watching horror movies!
Huffing, I gave up and sat down on the sidewalk, trying to catch my breath for a moment. I spotted a large red and blue semi-truck parked by the side and went towards it, fascinated with its cool paintjobs.
"Woah...you're beautiful." I complimented, gliding my hands over the hood.
"Oh, you're still warm. I guess your owner went to go grab something?" I said as I looked around, we were at a quiet road but there was a coffee shop down the road, so I assumed that maybe the owner went to go grab a quick bite?
Sighing, I patted the hood and smiled a little, feeling a bit weird to be talking to a vehicle...but I don't care.
"I'm so tired...I wish the idiot in my house can give a help. God, he's such a little grumpy bastard sometimes...but I don't know why...it seems that...I've grown to love him. I still have no idea who and where he lives in all honesty because I picked him up when he got hurt...it's just...that. Under that hard exterior of his, Megs is not all that bad..." I trailed off before shaking my head. Giving the vehicle a small smile, I patted it one last time before picking my things up and headed home.
"Thanks for hearing...big guy?" I laughed and walked off. If I had been much keener, I would've noticed the side-mirrors turned a little.
"Goodbye...young one." a deep voice said, but I was already long gone.
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The days went by blurry; I would come home from work and sometimes nagged at Megatron, but our time spent together made us closer day by day.
Until that fateful day came.
It was a weekend. Megs and I decided to go out and have fun after I practically begged the man to come out of my house because all he ever did was write, cuss, eat and sleep.
"It will be fun!" I said, gripping the steering wheel as I laughed. The man didn't share the same enthusiasm with me and sighed loudly, gripping his chin as he stared out of the window boredly.
"This better be worth my time or I'm going to skewer you alive, (Y/N)."
"You skewer me and you'll go homeless again. Wanna try something else, Megsy?"
"Don't call me that, fleshy." Megatron said, using the term as my nickname. I merely laughed and pulled to a stop and got out, the latter following suit.
"Here we are!" I said happily. Megatron had his eyes wide opened, staring at the beautiful scenery of Jasper, Nevada. The sun was setting, creating a very calming hue of orange, red and a tad bit of purple covering the dusty valley. Megatron came to my side and spoke, his gruff tones unusually soft.
"This is...Jasper? Earth?" he asked, still in awe.
"Yes, my dear. This is what we humans call a sunset. Very beautiful and my personal favourite place to calm down." I said, giggling a bit. Megatron had his gaze set on the sceneric view before him, taking in every single detail before setting his gaze on me.
"(Y/N) ...I have something to tell you..." he said, eyes suddenly darkened with worry.
"What's wrong?" I asked, curiosity getting the best of me as I tilted my head in confusion. Megatron winced and closed his eyes, looking down for a moment before speaking.
"I'm not...human. Or at least, I wasn't always ...human." Megatron said, his eyes firmly set onto his flesh hands instead of his clawed servos.
"I know, you've been saying that from the very beginning." I deadpanned. Megatron shook his helm and gripped both of my shoulders, looking at me dead in the eye as he spoke.
"No, this is not a joke. I am not a human, I never was! There was an...accident in my base and I turned into human. My traitorous second in command had me dropped off here and killed me...or at least, until you've found me..." Megatron breathed out, his eyes softening at the femme human.
He had grown to love you, an emotion he never thought he be capable of feeling after eons of war.
"I know big guy... I know. I don't care if you're from outer space or something... you're still Megatron, my favourite annoying housemate, and I wouldn't trade you for anything." I said, hugging the large man. I was about the height of his hips and he had to lean down to speak to me.
The man stifled for a moment before reciprocating the hug. He vented slowly and deepened the hug, taking in my scent.
"I...am a monster, (Y/N). My goal initially was to take over and rule Earth...how can you love a beast that I am?" he said, burying his head onto my shoulders. I rubbed his back the best I could and replied, my words sincerely and truthful.
"I don't know and I don't care. You're here with me now and I promised you that I'll take care of you; I don't break promises Megs." I said, cupping his head and raising them to meet my eye. Megatron was silent for a moment, gazing into my eye before shifting closer.
Gripping my hips, the large mech pulled me in and kissed me.
I closed my eyes and enjoyed the moment, relishing in this amazing feeling before pulling away for air. Looking up to the mech before me, I realised that his eyes were actually the most captivating thing about him...besides his voice and his way of words...or his build...
Goddamn it.
"I love you, (Y/N). Don't you fragging forget that."
"I am not absent-minded like you, Megs. I'm pretty sure this memory is gonna be burned into my brains for all eternity. And frankly, I don't mind at all." I laughed and pulled the man in for another kiss.
Smirking, he held me tight as he leaned onto my head, enjoying our harmonious presence before looking towards the now darkened valley.
"I don't mind you either, little fleshy."