Shin, after successfully getting as much material for his inventions as he can get his tiny hands on, turned to his friend, Ruby.
Shin: So you want to get something too?
Ruby: I wouldn't mind looking at a few clothing stores. Perhaps they'll have something in your size too...
Shin: Don't you dare-
Ruby:(smug grin) In the kids section!
Shin: You, red-haired, taller than a tree, sushi roll, buttless, twat of a woman!
Shin: I've had it up to here with your short jokes!
He tries lifting his hand over his afro, but Shin's hands are too short.
Ruby: What can I say? They don't take long to make...
Shin:(pouts)
(CRASH)
Shin/Ruby:!?!
Tiga lands in front of the duo, after getting thrown through several buildings.
Tiga: Yay! Freedom-
Bob lands on Tiga's stomach with all of his weight. The ground under Tiga cracks as she herself spits up from the stomp.
Tiga: BLEH!?!
Shin/Ruby:!!!
With the wind knocked out of her along with some of her lunch, Tiga layed stunned as Bob glared at Shin and Ruby.
Ruby/Shin:(gulp)
Bob: Hmmm...
Bob: Ma'am, please take your child to safety. This right here is an abettor to a pirate.
Ruby: R-Right-
Shin: CHILD!?!
Shin: You yellow-belly bastard, I'll show you a child!
Ruby: Let's go junior!
She drags him away from Bob.
Bob: Listen to your mother. And maybe get a haircut...
Shin: Oh! Ohhh! You did not just diss the do!
Ruby: Shin, calm down-
Reaching into his afro, Shin pulls out a plastic ball, which he throws at Bob. On contact, it explodes grease all over the Marine.
(Ts-ts-ts-ts)
Bob: Hm- HUGH!?!
Tiga electrified Bob with her Electro. Even the tiniest of sparks was enough to stun the spongy man and ignite the grease.
Bob: Agh!
He stumbles off of Tiga who could breathe.
Tiga: S-sandwich... Come back to me...
Ruby:...(sigh)
Grabbing Tiga, Ruby ran away.
Shin: Hold me back! Hold me back! Because Imma finished the job!!
Tiga: H-hey... I wasn't done fighting him...
Ruby: I hate you both. I could literally create an album of songs describing my hate for you two right now.
(Opening Theme)
BB spun around and with her Dial tech boots, she created a tornado to throw back Azriel's feathers back toward her.
The Angel woman blew away the redirected attack with a flap of her wings. However, in that millisecond that Azriel's visual on BB was lost, the Marine disappeared.
(Pop)
Azriel:!?
Kicked in the back, Azriel crashed into the Wicked Wench.
Jade: Not on the ship!!
Azriel pushes herself back to her feet. But with BB's shadow over her, she knew she was about to get hit with another heavy kick.
Azriel:(flintches) Hgn?!
Jade kicks BB aside onto the docks.
Jade: Not on the ship!
Jade: You bring the fight on board, you can expect a fight from me, twirp!
BB: Hmph.
(Pop)
She leaps towards Jade. In a flash, her leg made contact with Jade's face.
(BAM)
Yet it was BB who received a broken nose and fell back down to the docks.
Jade: Try hitting harder, that usually works.
BB: Ughhhhhhhh...
Jade: Hmph. Glass jaw...
Azriel: What was that....?
Jade: Once upon a time, I ate something called the "Voodoo-Voodoo Fruit".
Jade: Now most attacks return to the attackers.
Ruby arrives on board with Shin and Tiga. Davy soon arrives with a bloody and beaten Victor.
Davy: Hey, Wick! Do you mind sailing around the island?
The Wicked Wench sets sail, curving around the island.
Davy: Does anyone have any medical expertise?
Jade: Give him to me.
Putting Victor down near Jade, the crew watched the emerald maiden smack him across the face.
Victor: Ow!
Jade: He'll be fine.
She waltzes away, lighting her pipe for a smoke as she lies upon the railing of the ship.
Davy: Whoa, what happened to you two?
Tiga: Fishman held my hand....
Azriel: Listen, there's likely a Vice-Admiral-
Davy: I know. I'm going to go kick her ass in a minute.
Azriel:.....
Azriel: WHY!?!
Davy: She beat up Victor! And the two have beef.
Davy: And I'm guessing you guys have beef too now. I'll deal with them too if you don't want to.
Azriel: You can't beat a Vice-Admiral.
Davy: I beat an Admiral. What's a Vice-Admiral?
Azriel: You temporarily incapacitate an Admiral. But I had to swoop in and pull you out because you used up the last of your strength!
Davy: I've gotten a lot stronger since.
Azriel: It's been a little over a week.
Davy: I've made up my mind.
Davy: Victor, before I go beat up that slut for you. Do you mind telling me what the beef is?
Victor:.... Why do you care?
Davy: Huh?
Victor: The only reason I follow you, Captain, is because I'm using you to draw more Marines to me.
Davy: Uh...
Victor: So I don't get it. We barely know each other...
Victor: Do you honestly care? Or what's going on here...?
Azriel: He has a point.
Ruby: What's the real motive here? Do you want to increase your bounty?
Shin: An Admiral is bad enough... You want to piss off a Vice-Admiral too?
Tiga: So do you care?
Davy: You guys...
Jade:(crosses legs)...
Lowering his head, Davy J. clenched his fist and took in a deep breath, before screaming with such might it could be heard from the heavens.
Davy: OF COURSE I CARE YOU DUMBAAAASSSSES!!!!!
Everyone:?!
Jade:(chuckles)
Davy: Victor. You call me Captain.
Davy: To you, that word might be the same as flicking an extra coin to a homeless man...
Davy: But that title has weight, to me!
Davy: Calling me Captain, means you've given up a little bit of your freedom in life, to follow me and do as I ask.
Davy: No matter what, I WILL NOT DISREGARD THAT FACT!!
Davy: In my eyes, that bit of freedom makes your enemies, MY ENEMIES TOO!
Davy: That goes for all of you too!!
Davy: As long as you call me Captain! Your dreams are my dreams! Your enemies are my enemies!
Davy: And all which you hold precious, I'll fight to protect!!
Davy: Does anyone have any more questions about my motives?
...
...
Davy: Good.
Davy: Victor. You rest up. I'll beat the snot so hard out of that lady, her ancestors are gonna feel it!!
Leaping off the boat, onto the island, Davy races off to battle Petra. Tiga prepares to leap off as well.
Ruby: Where are you going?
Tiga: I don't like losing! If I follow Davy, I'm bound to run into that fish stick!
Tiga: I'm gonna kick him in the schmits! And prove I'm super stronger than him!
Tiga: Or her... They did have a lot of holes...
She leaps onto the island and follows Davy.
Ruby: The hell is a "schmits"?
Azriel:.....(heavy sigh)
Shin: Hm? Where are you going?
Jade: Is your ego bruised, darling?
Azriel: Our Captain is fearlessly going to fight a Vice-Admiral. Tiga is helping too...
Azriel: And since you won't do jack unless they harm the ship... That leaves me to go help them.
Jade: Darling, you're a pirate now. You can say selfish things. Like how you want to beat that bubble gum brat.
Azriel:..... Do you think I can beat her?
Jade: Think of it this way. If you lose... You can't achieve your goal.
Azriel:....
With a flap of her wings, she takes off, flying after Davy and Tiga.
Victor: Ship... Take me to the Marine base...
It did not respond.
Ruby: I don't think you're in any continue to fight.
Victor: I have a gun... I don't really need any strength to pull the trigger and get a headshot.
Jade: Why don't you help the poor boy out, sweetheart?
Ruby: Are you talking to me?
Jade:(smiles)
Ruby: Why me?
Jade: Oh just swim him to shore. It's not that much trouble, is it?
Ruby:....
To be continued....