y/n:Â okay so I'm back..
M: FINALLY, I was about to sleep
y/n: no you weren't, don't lie to me, you were waiting for með
y/n: *starts singing jimin's lie* CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEJDJSNCJFKD
M: lmao, do you always talk like this?
y/n: only when I'm not talking LIKE them.. *I like your sexy brain*
M: you haven't seen my brain..
y/n: I don't need to see it, I already know itð
y/n: I'm sorry, please ignore me.. I'm high early in the morning...
M: you are?
y/n: high on LIFE, and assignments.. shit my life sucks.. why tf am I so cheerful?
M: y/n, you're reminding me of a teacher I used to have.. she used to ask these weird questions and go on talking without giving us the chance to speak ð
y/n: yep, so I'm annoying? FINE
M: I never said THAT.. she was annoying, you're.. well.. umm..
y/n: bitch, I'm waiting
M: fun, you're fun
y/n: it took you 10 seconds to come up with a 3 letter basic word, I'm sure your teacher must be proud..
y/n: also, I know I'm fun, nobody goes on talking to a random wrong number if it's not *fun* .. I could be catfishing you, I could be a murderer with 10 bodies in my basement, I could be a gangster.. who knows
M: 10? Is that it? I've got like 27..
y/n: I-ð
M: I'm just being honest.
M: lol, nice meme
y/n: oh I totally trust you.. someone who won't even tell me his name? Yes sir.. you are a serial killer for sure
y/n: good that you're far though.. I mean, sure I may not be in love with my life.. but I don't wanna die just yet.. I NEED TO SEE BTS LIVE IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING EYES ONCE BEFORE I DIE
M: you've got like pretty low expectations from your life y/n..
(why does he keep using my name constantly.. it's kinda sexy..umm... can he stop though? I don't even know him, fuck)
y/n: LOW EXPECTATIONS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVER SEE THEM LIVE.. FUCK THAT, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO EVEN GET A FUCKING REPLY ON WEVERSE OR FOR THEM TO FUCKING NOTICE MY COMMENT ON THEIR LIVE .. BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING KNOW KOREAN.. IM TRYING BUT I SUCK AT IT..
y/n: I'm sorry for that outburst, but, I'm shouting.. yes
M: I know it's not funny and I shouldn't be laughing but that's exactly what I'm doing. That's a lot of fucking..
y/n: dick..
You have memes too..
M: jeez, you're pretty straightforward..
y/n: I-ð
y/n: I DID NOT MEAN THAT
M: oh right, that's for Mr. Sneezing guy, right?
y/n: wait, who?
y/n: ah him
y/n: yeah
y/n: I mean, no
y/n: no nothing
M: HAHAHAHAð
y/n: fuck you
M: too bad I'm so far away..
y/n: ufhshrieidif HEY STOB IT
M: lololol, okay, now, the reason we were having this conversation..
y/n: oh right, the questions. Lemme scroll up
y/n: ABOUT MY FUCKING COLLARBONE.. wait, just a sec
M: AGAIN? I WILL SLEEP NOW Y/N
y/n: oh shut it, you're looking forward to my answers.. you said it yourself..
M: no I didn't.
y/n: deleting the message won't help..
y/n: wait now
M: pffftttt, alright
y/n: now that's like a good boy
M: ð I know
Please vote and comment!!