M: what are you doing anyway?
y/n: gathering proof
M: for what?
y/n:
M: oh my god, why was I just bombarded with the collarbones of 7 dudes?
M: oh that's BTS...
M: what-
y/n: THAT..THAT. IS. WHAT.A. VISIBLE. COLLARBONE. SHOULD. LOOK. LIKE.
M: uh, okay? But yours was visible too..
M: and it looked good, better than these 7..
y/n: yahhh, stob it, your attempts at making blush are glamorously failing..
(*no not really, you were redder than a tomato*)
M: hah! Liarð
y/n: that's your favourite emoji isn't it..
y/n: wipe that smirk off your face..
M: no, I won't, I like smirking, I've been told my smirks are Hâ¨Oâ¨Tâ¨
y/n: not Hâ¨Oâ¨T⨠on the face I've imagined
M: yahh, what exactly have you imagined?
y/n: a 50 year old man who's trying to catfish me
M: but you're still talking to this 50 year old man, so it must be something..
y/n: yeah right...
y/n: destiny.. *with shimmering eyes*
M: you're so extra..
y/n: that's a well established fact now..
y/n: OKAY, question 1 answered, moving on..
M: it wasn't exactly a question. But okay
y/n: I'm not a fucking sadist..well.. maybe..but no.. no I'm not. A sneezing guy is not sexy lmaoooo.
y/n: it's just THAT particular guy who is extremely sexy but caught a cold because he was trying to be too cool..
M: he caught a cold because he's cool? You confuse me so much.. smh
y/n: this might be tmi but honestly, who cares
y/n: he was shirtless, and it's October already.. slightly windy out there.. plus with COVID everywhere.. ð¬
M: ah I see, so you saw a shirtless guy on the road?
y/n: wtf..where do you think I live ?
y/n: no ofc not.. he was inside his house
M: oh my god, we're you spying on him?
M: were*
y/n: pfffft, no.. I mean, yes.. not really, I was just seeing who had moved next door..
M: CAUGHT RED HANDED MISS Y/N
y/n: it's not what it looks like..i swear.. he was literally across my bedroom window.. and I was sitting on my study table, studying.. and he just shows up in just a towel.. that was A LOT to take in, I'm not complaining but.. HOT DAMN
y/n: okay I should really shut up now.
y/n: moving on to question 3
M: you're hilarious.. not at all a byuntae
y/n: I know.. and YES YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM NOT A PERVERT
M: HAHAHA I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THE MEANING
y/n: I pick up some random Korean words from run bts episodes lmaooo, and I absolutely loved this word. Now that I think of it.. I kinda am a BYUNTAE..
M: uh huh..alright.. good to know
y/n: lol, don't get too excited , q3 now
y/n: my mother...well...
M: is it a difficult topic? Leave it, it's okay
y/n: oh you have no idea how difficult it is..
y/n: she would literally stop any random good looking guy and ask him if he's single.. because her daughter is single..
M: LMAOOOO, you're single? I didn't expect that.. ALSO, why would she do that?
y/n: why tf does no one expect me to be single? You havent even seen me???!!!! MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGH. IM IN LOVE WITH 7 BOYS WHO DONT KNOW I EXIST
M: Oh come on., they do know you exist, and they appreciate you and love you.. also, i dont need to see you to know that youre too cool to be single.. im sure there are tons of guys waiting to be with you..
y/n: ....holy shit dude.. stop embarrassing the fuck out of me...
y/n: sure, I'm gonna go tell this to every dude who asks me out now.. there are 7 boys in South Korea who love and appreciate me. So sorry, you have no chance with me.
M: sounds about right
y/n: I'm virtually throwing a chair at you
M: your honestly inspires me
y/n: ANYWAY, why my mom does that.. well, my ex was a complete dickface, sick piece of crap.
y/n: and he played a real number on me
y/n: so I dumped his sorry ass, or whatever.. a doomed relationship
y/n: my mom realised I was upset .. but honestly I wasn't.. the relationship was sorta toxic PLUS I FOUND BTS RIGHT AFTER MY BREAK UP SO NO.. LIFE IS GOOD MOM
y/n: but she didn't agree to me
y/n: like I wasn't perfectly okay.. he cheated on me WITH my best friend..
y/n: so that was just .. well.. a little too much to handle..
y/n: and the day I got to know about it.. it was all very weird.
y/n: AND on top of that, it happened publicly...
M: sorry for interrupting, but lemme guess, that's why you were upset yesterday?
y/n: bingo!
M: I'm sorry you had to go through that.. he surely was a dickface piece of crap ..
M: what an asshole.
M: I'm glad BTS helped you..
M: you're very strong y/n.. I'm proud of you.
y/n: you're a calming presence, M.
M: hey that's okay
y/n: I'm gonna be cringey and send a smiley because I'm smiling
y/n: ððð
M: had it been one smiley , it wouldn't have been so creepy. This just makes me think you wanna murder me.
y/n: AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND THESE EMOJIS PSYCHOPATHIC!!!!!
M: oh no, you're not alone.. they would've been normal for me but when one of my hyungs uses it , I know for sure I've fucked up.. so I can NEVER see this as a normal smiley.
y/n: HAHAAHAH. I had forgotten for a moment that you're Korean lmaoooo, the "hyungs" snapped me back to reality.
M: your mom is a sweet lady
M: I don't think many moms would do that for their kids.. most parents don't even notice their kids are upset.
M: she loves you a lot
y/n: haha, yeah, it is sweet.. I mean, I really appreciate all her gestures. But, it's also kinda embarrassingð¤£
y/n: it's okay though ð¥²
M: hahah, cute
(*can he stop calling me cute already, does this 50 year old man have no idea he's giving me butterflies. For what reason, I don't know..)
y/n: I hope I answered all your questions, sir. I need to start with my online classes now lmao
M: haha, yes, all satisfactorily answered.. weird but okay.. I need to sleep toooooo
M: all the best y/n
y/n: haha, thank you, I need luck for these stupid lectures. Also, good night , sleep well, I'll talk to you later
M: it's a busy busy day tomorrow, I hope I get time to talk to youâ¤ï¸
(*omfg, WHY WOULD HE SEND A RED HEART.. GET LOST MR. M.....*)
y/n: aw okay, sweetðgood night
(*a Purple Heart, safe and polite.. oh he's offline already, must be exhausted. Oh fuck it's 3am in South Korea*)
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