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The Dreamies

Renjun

She really yeet mark out of the window

You

It is not that bad

Blinding Sun

We're on the second floor minseo

You

At least he didn't break any bones

Nana

He really needs to thank whoever put the trampoline

Jeno

He could have died if it wasn't there lmao

You

I won't push him if his safety wasn't secured

Renjun

Yeah right

Blinding Sun

You look at him like you could rip him with your own hands

Smol Cub

ITS OKAY GUYS I'M STILL BREATHING

You

Not for long

Smol Cub

Ffs minseo I'll buy you more chocolate okay?

You

Deal

Bby 🐬🐬

Ik shit is gonna go down if minseo is there

Bby 🐬🐬

I didn't expect it to be anything like this

Jisung

Expect the unexpected from her

You

Exactly my child

Jisung

Since when I'm your child tho?

Nana

Since me and minseo did that

Bby 🐬🐬

That as in...?

Nana

Yk....;)

Jeno

WTF WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

Renjun

I pretend to not see

Blinding Sun

Spill the details

Renjun

Hyuck nO

Smol Cub

Lemme google how to unsee real quick

Bby 🐬🐬

Jisung

You

Yall really thought I did that huh

You

BITCH I'M STILL A VIRGIN

Blinding Sun

Tmi but okay

Nana

What I mean by did that was adopt jisung legally

Jisung

YOU WHAT

Jisung

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE

Jeno

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAID THAT EARLIER

Nana

Seeing yall freaking out was funny ngl

Jeno

Fuck you

Nana

Sorry but I'm straight

Jeno

I-

Nana

Nana

Swag bitch

Renjun

Currently having a second hand embarrassment here

Blinding Sun

Mf really thought that was cool

Nana

Shut up yall just jealous

Jisung

YOU SHOULD SHUT UP

Jisung

I'M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE

You

Lmao I would to if I have anyone similar to me and jaemin as their adoptive parents

Jisung

EXACTLY

Nana

How could you jisung

Nana

After all these years I bore you

Nana

This is why they say there's no use raising kids

You

You bore him????

Nana

HE IS MY CHILD OF COURSE I BORE HIM

Jisung

At this point I won't mind if minseo is the one adopting me

Bby 🐬🐬

But fr tho did you guys really adopt him?

Nana

As much as I would like that to happen, no we didn't

Nana

His mom didn't put him for adoption

Jisung

Thank god

You

But you're still my child

Jisung

Of course mom

{YOU CHANGED JISUNG TO PRECIOUS CHILD!}

Nana

Feelings: hurt

Precious Child

Like: I care

You

I'm having a déjàvu reading this

Precious Child

Lmao I did that to you before

Renjun

Whats up with you and your attitude

Precious Child

Whats up with you and your height

Precious Child

Oh right, there's nothing up since you never grew

Renjun

I'm gonna kill you if you don't stop

Precious Child

How? You cant even reach my head

Renjun

Say goodbye to your kneecaps mf

Bby 🐬🐬

Yup you choose to die

You

Yes more drama *eats popcorn*

Blinding Sun

*steal some and gobble it up*

You

*smacks ze head*

Blinding Sun

*smacks back*

Jeno

Yall should stop blowing up my notifications every second

You

Then mute it

Jeno

I can't

Nana

👀

Blinding Sun

I wonder why ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jeno

._.

You

Yall be acting like this while im here wondering what happen to jisung

Bby 🐬🐬

He is tied to a chair and begging for mercy now

Nana

Then why aren't you helping him?

Bby 🐬🐬

And possibly get murdered? Nah I'll pass

Jeno

I mean thats true

Renjun

Yes gonna get a nintendo switch

Precious Child

Goodbye pocket money

Precious Child

You will be miss :')

Bby 🐬🐬

I'll buy you anything you want for this month dw

You

When you have a rich friend to cover you

Smol Cub

Chenle really be flexing his money

Blinding Sun

And this is just another normal day in this cult

You

Wait

☆THE DREAM CULT☆!>

You

That looks better

Bby 🐬🐬

Bet you wanted to change the name from the moment I add you

You

Of course

You

This cult consist a bunch of ethereal guys and a celery

Renjun

Why celery

You

Because potatoes are overrated

Jeno

I like celery

Nana

Yeah that one time you ate it with mayo

Nana

MmMm sO DeLicIOus

Jeno

Fuck off its really good

You

Rare species I see

You

Me likey

Jeno

oH

Blinding Sun

And he will-

Jeno

I would be anything you want me to be minseo

You

Even if I want you to be a dog?

Jeno

WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRR BARK WOOF WOOF BARK

Blinding Sun

-lose his mind completely

Renjun

The amount of second hand embarrassment I went through today HELP

Nana

I DID NOT COME BACK FROM THE TOILET JUST TO SEE JENO BARKING WTF

Smol Cub

I SWEAR I DIDN'T LAUGH

Bby 🐬🐬

The amount of control minseo holds

You

DUDE I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS EITHER

Jeno

FUCK WHAT DID I JUST DONE

Precious Child

WE ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD BE ASKING YOU

You

Uh jeno?

You

Shit

Smol Cub

Yikes

A/N: This chapter is inspired by the amount of furries that managed to go to a fansign only to make the boys bark.