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✩The Dream Cult✩

Nana☕☠

........

Pup🐶

It was a normal day until now

Injun

Ik smth like this would happen

Bby 🐬🐬

MARK JINXED IT

Precious Child

The headline tho😭😭😭

Blinding Sun

'Would be a dad' LMAOOO💀💀

Injun

They didn't know he cant even take care of himself properly

Pup🐶

WHERE TF ARE THEY

You

Okay what happened

You

I just got to open the messages now

You

We just got back home fyi

Injun

@ Smol Cub COME HERE RN

Blinding Sun

@ Smol Cub this is urgent btw

Bby 🐬🐬

@ Smol Cub because why not

Precious Child

Oh god

You

WHAT HAPPENED YALL ARE MAKING ME ANXIOUS

Smol Cub

Who made you anxious?!

Smol Cub

Oh why yall calling me

Injun

He really didn't know huh

Blinding Sun

*sent a screenshot*

You

JAJDKWFJLSFJMDKDK

You

I JUST HAD PERIOD CRAMPS THATS WHY I CLUTCH MY STOMACH

Pup🐶

Youre on your period?

You

Yeah it just started this morning

You

But still

You

WHY WOULD THEY ASSUME I'M PREGNANT

You

THIS IS RACIST

Injun

Thats not the right term-

Smol Cub

Blinding Sun

NOT DEADPOOL SUNBAENIM😭😭

Bby 🐬🐬

Pack it up hyung you aint the funniest anymore

Blinding Sun

I AINT TRYING TO BE FUNNY NOW BECAUSE THE SITUATION ISNT

Smol Cub

Geez chill

Injun

YOUR CAREER IS AT STAKE AND YOU'RE ASKING US TO CHILL?

Injun

WHY AINT YOU PANICKING?

Smol Cub

Because its obviously not true lmao

Smol Cub

I aint into incest

You

Why would I even wanna get fuck by someone who farts like they just ate cilantro

Injun

LMFAOOOOO

Pup🐶

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Nana☕☠

HEY NO CILANTRO SLANDER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Smol Cub

There was no need for violence 🙄🙄

You

Just wanna make fun of you

Smol Cub

😃🔫

Smol Cub

But fr they be wildin

Nana☕☠

Ikr

Nana☕☠

Like if I saw a duo exiting a hospital and the guy was holding the girl's hand I wont assume she's pregnant right away

Nana☕☠

Like they just exit a hospital any illness is possible 😭😭

Pup🐶

Netizens are insane

Precious Child

That's what happened when you lack braincells

Bby 🐬🐬

But some of the comments are mean tho

Blinding Sun

Oh shit I forgot to crop them out

Injun

Are you okay minseo?

You

Nah I'm fine

Pup🐶

Bold of them to assume that could hurt her

You

Yeah they thought they could hurt me? I'm a reveluv

Blinding Sun

At least they're finally getting a cb soon😔

You

They thought they could hurt me? I'm a wannable

Smol Cub

OUCH OKAY THAT HURT

You

They thought they could hurt me? My bias in skz is hyunjin

Bby 🐬🐬

THAT HIT HARD

Pup🐶

Jay why pee is imprisoning him for too long

Blinding Sun

I will personally invade jyp's building if it means to see him again

Injun

Guys

Injun

THIS AINT THE RIGHT TIME

Smol Cub

Oh yeah right so I just talked with my manager

Smol Cub

And apparently the easiest way is to reveal who minseo actually is

You

Why does it sounds like you're saying that like I'm not  human

Smol Cub

Maria

You

Okay okay

Smol Cub

Anyways yeah I have to reveal my only sibling to the world

Smol Cub

Feels great :)

Blinding Sun

Not even anyone except us (and the whole nct squad of course) knows minseo is your sister

Smol Cub

Count the members of my group and the company too

You

Still a small amount

You

Its like going from 30+ people to the whole world

Smol Cub

Idk dude

Smol Cub

Yk I dont like telling stuff about my family to the public

Smol Cub

Who knows the next thing they're gonna find out is about me having a stepmom

You

They must at least give you time

Smol Cub

Yeah they did

Smol Cub

About a week

Smol Cub

Either I find a believable lie or just tell them the truth

Injun

I mean if you want us to help to find a lie we can help you

Blinding Sun

Yeah yk I'm an expert doing that

Pup🐶

Its all up to you hyung

Smol Cub

I'll think about it

Nana☕☠

Lowkey this is an iconic moment

Bby 🐬🐬

Yeah imagine throwing shade at someone only to know its just a misunderstanding lmao

You

Ik both of us dont look alike

You

BUT WE DO HAVE A FEW NOTICEABLE SIMILARITIES

Pup🐶

Very few

You

Hmph

Precious Child

I just hope it wont cause a bigger issue

Bby 🐬🐬

Honestly same

Precious Child

Sooo minseo

You

Yes my child

Precious Child

You

LMAOOO 😭😭😭

You

Yes I am

Smol Cub

JISUNG WTF

Precious Child

Hehehe

A/N: AYO HYUNJIN IS BACK YALL IK HE IS. Its just that I couldn't be bothered to think of anything worser than hyunjin on hiatus. Like fr I'm not a stay but I've been missing him sm I watched a lot of skz mvs lately. BUT THANK GOD HE'S BACK😭😭😭

*cries in shawolzen*