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NEO CULT (FB) TAEYONG

Mr Qian

WHERE THE HELL IS XIAOJUN

Mr Chittaphon

Did we lose him again?

Double Yang

Well thank god if we did

Mr Qian

YANGYANG

Mr Qian

And no we didn't actually lose him

Mr Qian

He just ran away for some reason

Mr Nakamoto

Then what was the reason

Bieber's Twin

WHAT WAS DA REASON

Adorable Wing

Oh god

Mr Qian

BELLA PEED ON THE SOFA AGAIN

Mr Suh

Which sofa be specific

Mr Qian

THE SOFA IN OUR HOUSE

Mr Suh

Well good thats not my problem then

Henderarey

Kun ge looks like he is gonna have a heart attack anytime soon

Bby 🐬🐬

I mean he's getting old what did you expect

Injun

Chenle shut up if you wanna live longer

Smol Cub

GUYS ATTENTION

Smol Cub

WE HAVE A NEW ADDITION AS YOU CAN SEE

Leader Bubu

Oh is that your sister?

Smol Cub

YES

Double Yang

Ooooooo jenos gf?

Mr Kim

WAIT SO THE RUMOURS WERE TRUE?

Mr Kim

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME JENO?

Pup🐶

I wanted to tell you last time

Pup🐶

But you keep on talking about how hot ariana grande is

Snoopy Woo

Ooop-

Mr Nakamoto

NOT HIM GAWKING OVER A MARRIED WOMAN LMAOOO😭😭😭

Mr Kim

WHY DID YOU TELL THEM

Mr Kim

Now they have found smth other than that thing

Blinding Sun

Seukka seukka~

Mr Kim

Yes that

Mr Kim

Also shut up donghyuck if you dont want me to do a special pop quiz for you

Blinding Sun

😃😃😃🤐🤐

Mr Kim

Good

Smol Cub

Anyways back to the topic

Smol Cub

MINSEO STOP LURKING I CAN SEE YOU'RE ONLINE NOW

You

Uhhhhh hi?

Taro Milktea

Hi minseo!!^-^

You

Awwww hello shotaro

Double Yang

Minseo my homieeee

You

Ayeeee yangyang my dudeeeee

You

Also how tf all of your numbers are already in my contacts

Smol Cub

I did it your welcome

You

You just add new numbers right?

Smol Cub

Yuppp

Smol Cub

Although I think you should change the contact names of the lecturer hyungs

Smol Cub

I can almost feel the formality when I saw them

Fratboy Jeffery

What did she save them as?

Smol Cub

Oh you appear for once hyung

Smol Cub

To answer you question, she put their first names with mr

Tall Beanstalk

Wow sounds awkward indeed

You

Well I would once I knew yall enough

Double Yang

Save kun ge as superkun

You

I-

You

Why?

Bella's Slave

He could do literally anything

Mr Qian

XIAOJUN

Mr Qian

COME BACK AND CLEAN THE MF SOFA

You

Damn he cursed

Mr Chittaphon

Only for dejun🥰🥰

Bella's Slave

IMMA YEET

Mr Qian

Oh no youre not

Bieber's Twin

KUN GE FOUND HIM LMAO

You

Superkun indeed

{YOU CHANGED MR QIAN TO SUPERKUN!}

The Moon

Hello minseo

The Moon

I hope you aint as wack as mark

Smol Cub

HEY

Mr Suh

Did he lie tho?

Smol Cub

JOHNNY I THOUGHT YOURE MY BRO

Mr Suh

I am

Mr Suh

Its just making fun of you is more fun

Blinding Sun

I can confirm that is true

Smol Cub

No one asked you

Blinding Sun

Damn I need a new friend

You

Then can I add a friend of mine?

Leader Bubu

I mean sure but why

You

I need someone to feel awkward with me

Mr Suh

Fine with us

You

Thanks

Main Hoe

Whomst tf disturb my peaceful shitting time

Injun

I-

You

I did ara

Main Hoe

Why did you add me to this gc

You

Because I aint want to be awkward alone

Main Hoe

DRAGGING ME INTO YOUR PROBLEM WONT SOLVE IT

You

WELL AT LEAST WE'RE GOING THROUGH IT TOGETHER

Main Hoe

ISTG

Main Hoe

Btw what does (fb) means

Mr Suh

Founded by

Main Hoe

OML

Main Hoe

TF DID YOU DO MINSEO FOR MR SUH TO BE HERE

You

AS YOU CAN MF SEE THE INITIALS OF THE GC IS NCT

Main Hoe

Oh

Main Hoe

OH

Main Hoe

Wow I'm with celebrities

Double Yang

Well I mean 💅

Main Hoe

Except you yang 🙄✋

Double Yang

Geez double standard alert 🙄🙄

Main Hoe

Pfft you aint gonna hear me praising you anytime soon hoe

Main Hoe

Oops sorry

Mr Nakamoto

Nah its fine

Main Hoe

Mr Nakamoto why are you so hot

Taro Milktea

I-

Injun

That came outta nowhere 💀💀💀

The Moon

Damn shes bold bold

Mr Nakamoto

Lol idk it just happened

Blinding Sun

Stop ogling over every guy you see

Main Hoe

Oh look its dongfuck

Blinding Sun

Yeah what about it assra

Main Hoe

Nothing just your presence is just annoying

Blinding Sun

Only for you dear

Main Hoe

What an honour

Double Yang

Idk if yall are arguing or flirting

Mr Suh

If its the sec theyre doing a very bad job at it

Adorable Wing

Of course you would know that

Main Hoe

Flirting with dongfuck?

Main Hoe

I would rather sell my txt merch than do that

Henderarey

MF DONT

Henderarey

YOURE LUCKY ENOUGH YOU COULD EVEN AFFORD IT

Main Hoe

Dw I aint pulling shit like that

You

The day she sell those merch is the day jaehyun gets his milk

Fratboy Jeffery

I just want some milk

You

Mork why did you save jaehyun as fratboy jeffery

You

Its sending me everytime I saw a message from him 😭😭😭😭

Snoopy Woo

LMAOOOOOOO

Bella's Slave

SAY WHAT NOW

Superkun

XIAOJUN YOU GO AND FINISH CLEANING FIRST

Adorable Wing

Rip xiaojun

Smol Cub

Well he acts like one sometimes

Leader Bubu

Dw he doesnt do drugs

Tall Beanstalk

Jokes aside

Tall Beanstalk

WE HAVE A MOA IN THIS GC?

Tall Beanstalk

WHOS YOUR BIAS

Main Hoe

MY MAN TAEHYUN

Blinding Sun

You do know he'll never be your man rite?

Main Hoe

Yes I am aware stfu

Double Yang

Stop fighting for once god damn it

You

Lmao anyways

You

It seems like I'm not wrong when I call yall a cult

Superkun

Chenle changed the gc name last year

Mr Kim

Bet it was during the time you came

Bby 🐬🐬

Yup it was

Bby 🐬🐬

But it suits us in some ways

You

Great now I'm in another cult

The Moon

ANOTHER?

You

The other being the dreamies gc

Nana☕☠

Oh you finally add minseo here

Smol Cub

Yes I did

Nana☕☠

Now taeyong hyung can proceed

Leader Bubu

Oh yeah I almost forgot

Leader Bubu

Baekhyun hyung told me to tell you that an official statement will be released tomorrow

Leader Bubu

You would be living in a neighborhood with better security

Smol Cub

So we have to move

Leader Bubu

Yupp

Smol Cub

Why didn't he told me that directly

Leader Bubu

Did you forget he went to the military yesterday

Leader Bubu

And he said he forgot to tell you earlier

Mr Chittaphon

Sounds like smth he would do

Mr Chittaphon

WAIT IF HE HAD GONE TO MILITARY TAEMIN HYUNG WOULD GO TOO SOON

Leader Bubu

Yup next month

Bieber's Twin

Oh yeah jongin hyung told me

Smol Cub

And you told me

Mr Chittaphon

WHY DID NO ONE TOLD ME?

You

The forgotten child

Adorable Wing

Thats xiaojun

Bella's Slave

AM NOT

Bby 🐬🐬

How did the cleaning go?

Bella's Slave

Awful

Bella's Slave

On the bright side kun didnt kill me

Henderarey

Yeah he just shove your face into the stained sofa

Superkun

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Henderarey

Mhmm

Bieber's Twin

Oof let's not pull anything on him again

Precious Child

For once they fear kun

Snoopy Woo

Homies sad reality

Superkun

I'm signing them up for adoption

Superkun

If there is anyone willing enough to adopt you

Blinding Sun

Bet there will be none

Double Yang

Bet the same thing happens if you were up for adoption too

Injun

HSHSMSJDKASKKSK LMAOOO

Leader Bubu

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE TOPIC

Leader Bubu

You and minseo will move in three days

Smol Cub

THIS IS SUCH A LATE NOTICE WTF

You

Defo will miss my current room😔😔

Leader Bubu

Dw the other house looks exactly the same with your current house except with two extra bedrooms, a gym room, a movie room and a swimming pool

You

Smol Cub

Wow

Pup🐶

Hyung :3

Smol Cub

No jeno you cant live with us

Pup🐶

Finee :/

Pup🐶

At least I dont need to go through the balcony again

Mr Kim

What-

Leader Bubu

Why would you even go through the balcony

Pup🐶

Its a long story

Taro Milktea

Sounds smth cool to tell your kids tho

Taro Milktea

Like imagine saying I went through the balcony just because I want to see your mother

Precious Child

The power of love

Blinding Sun

Lowkey sounds stupid

You

Not as stupid as yours

You

Like imagine saying I couldnt watch my tongue thats why your mom hate me at first

Mr Kim

Okay thats worse

Double Yang

LMAOOOOOO😭😭😭😭

Mr Suh

And this my kids is why you shouldn't be as idiotic as hyuck

Blinding Sun

HYUNG

Mr Suh

Sorry son I have to agree thats a very dumb move

Main Hoe

I'm not the only one who he annoys?

Main Hoe

Give their name bitch we're gonna be best buddies

You

Seems like you wanna replace me 😔😔

Main Hoe

NOOO

Main Hoe

I just think how we could understand our mutual hate to dongfuck on a spiritual level

Main Hoe

So who is it?

You

.........

Injun

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Pup🐶

._.

Nana☕☠

😃😃😃

Bby 🐬🐬

I-

Smol Cub

Istg

Precious Child

Why am I not even surprised

Double Yang

Ohoooo teaaaa

Tall Beanstalk

👀👀👀🍵

Mr Kim

THE DREAMIES KNOW SMTH

Bieber's Twin

But idk anything

Henderarey

Youre not in dream lucas

Bieber's Twin

BUT I WANNA BE IN DREAM

Smol Cub

Oh no not this again

Bieber's Twin

MARK IS THE SAME AGE AS ME HOW CAN HE COULD BE IN DREAM AND I COULDN'T?

Henderarey

Because he is the mf leader and even he cant control the dreamies

Smol Cub

Sad but true reality 😔✊

Blinding Sun

Aint no one be able to control us😈

Mr Kim

More like aint no one controlling the other dreamies from bullying you

Mr Kim

You kinda deserved it tho

Blinding Sun

Youre just salty

Snoopy Woo

Lmao poor hyuck

You

Oh I just realize

You

Are you jungwoo?

Snoopy Woo

Lol yeah

Snoopy Woo

My dad said hi btw

Snoopy Woo

Said he miss his fave worker

You

OH SO YOU ARE MR KIMS SON?

Snoopy Woo

Hehagfjsjsjskssk yeah

You

Tell your dad to stop lying

You

I was never his fave worker tf 😭✋

Nana☕☠

Lmao but fr tho uncle really said you help him a lot

You

So youre cousins?

You

Well that explains why nana was the one sending my bag when chenle asked a friend for help😐

Bby 🐬🐬

You could've just ask

Bby 🐬🐬

We're all friends yk

You

I didnt wanna be nosy back then

You

And eventually forgot about it 😭😭

Smol Cub

You and your short term memory

You

Not my fault I couldnt be bothered 😔

Snoopy Woo

My dad probably said that because the one who replaced you is too clumsy

Snoopy Woo

Like his bloood pressure is increasing lately ngl 😭😭😭

You

Lmao whats their name?

Snoopy Woo

Its chaewon if I'm not mistaken

Snoopy Woo

A highschool senior

Bby 🐬🐬

I THINK IK HER

Bby 🐬🐬

Does she go to the same high school that we used to?

Snoopy Woo

Yupp

Precious Child

Defo hwang chaewon

You

Who is she

Bby 🐬🐬

The top student whom everyone loves

Bby 🐬🐬

Bet shes the valedictorian this year

Precious Child

Except she lowkey has a temper like renjun hyung no offense

Injun

Full offense taken

Injun

Youre lucky I'm not in the mood to fight anyone rn

Bby 🐬🐬

And shes as careful as jisung

Pup🐶

Jisung is never careful

Bby 🐬🐬

Exactly

Precious Child

HEY

Bby 🐬🐬

PLS THE AMOUNT OF TIMES SHE DROP HER STUFF AND ALMOST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IS INSANE😭✋

You

HXHAHFJDHKASKSK

Mr Suh

At least shes smart 😩☝

Superkun

And somehow sounds like heather

Mr Nakamoto

Like winwin :>

Adorable Wing

I'm not tho-

The Moon

YES YOU ARE

Adorable Wing

But-

Mr Chittaphon

YOU CANT DENY IT

Smol Cub

Winwin hyung our cutie~

Adorable Wing

-.-

Blinding Sun

SO CUTE

Main Hoe

Lol whipped

Main Hoe

But is she really that popular tho?

Bby 🐬🐬

SHE MANAGED TO RIVAL OUR POPULARITY

Precious Child

Not that we care much but thats the easiest way to describe it

Mr Chittaphon

Damn💀💀💀

You

Good for her ig

Leader Bubu

Yeah yeah anyways you two better start packing

You

Aight

Smol Cub

Yes hyung

Leader Bubu

We dont want mark to accidentally forgot any of his stuff

Smol Cub

WHY ME

Mr Kim

Because youre the only one who would do that 💀💀💀

Bella's Slave

Typical mark thing to do

Henderarey

True true

Smol Cub

Yall are just a bunch of bullies 😔✋

Fratboy Jeffery

Lmao sucks to be you

A/N: No because why is this bubble update so cute😭😭😭😭

Btw there are (') in the contact names because Mark is strict when it comes to grammar *war flashbacks of nct dream the love*

oH CANADA

Also I edit a part in the last chapter because when I reread it I just realize how weird it sounds like WHAT WAS I ON WHEN I WROTE THAT DOWN😭😭😭 Sorry if it made any of yall uncomfortable 😔😔