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✩The Dream Cult✩

You

Hyuck you idiot

Blinding Sun

What????

You

I told you to be civil to ara

Blinding Sun

And I was civil

Injun

I wont really say remarking her dress as 'mortifying' is civil tho 💀💀💀

Bby 🐬🐬

Both of you just started throwing insults to each other right after that 😭✋

Blinding Sun

She asked I answered 🙄

Blinding Sun

But fr thats our most normal conversation yet

Nana☕☠

What 😃😃

Pup🐶

I have nothing to say at this point 💀💀

You

Do better then dimwit

Blinding Sun

Ugh fine

Bby 🐬🐬

Guys look at this

Bby 🐬🐬

*sent a screenshot*

Smol Cub

Lee siblings protection squad eye-

You

I would love to see it 😌✊

You

Also I'm still surprised seeing the pink mullet username

Bby 🐬🐬

Oh yeah werent they on allkpops twt too?

Smol Cub

Yeah she was defending us every time lol

You

Its nice to see someone who is actually nice

You

Still dont get why she loves your pink mullet tho

You

LIKE HOW DOES SHE EVEN LIKE THAT HIGHLIGHTER PHASE OF YOU

Precious Child

Damn even minseo didnt like your pink mullet

Smol Cub

The owner of that username is the real one 😩☝

Injun

A true fan indeed

Blinding Sun

Frfr

You

But aside the username if I met the fan I think they would defo pass the vibe check

You

Like it seems they genuinely likes you as an artist and respect boundaries

Pup🐶

The first one that ever pass minseos vibe check 😩😩

Nana☕☠

I dont blame her

Nana☕☠

The ones we met so far are just downright weird 💀💀💀

Precious Child

Even her first actual encounter with mark hyungs fans was just a disaster

Bby 🐬🐬

And her sec one was with stalkers trying to break into her house 😭😭😭😭

Smol Cub

Yeah theres a bunch of weidos

Smol Cub

But theres also a lot of cool ones ngl

Injun

Bet they put on a facade

Smol Cub

No like fr cool

Pup🐶

Sorry hyung but after what happened we couldnt believe it that easily until we actually see it

Smol Cub

I mean you have a point

Smol Cub

I just dont wanna fully lost hope in my fans yk

Smol Cub

Especially when I just debut for a few months

Nana☕☠

Hyung :(

Blinding Sun

Damn life as an idol sucks a lot more than I expect

You

Dw mark I'm sure there are fans who are actually okay

You

Its just the ones we met just aint it yk

Smol Cub

Fair point

Bby 🐬🐬

ENOUGH WITH THIS GLOOMY ATMOSPHERE

Bby 🐬🐬

OR I WILL DO SMTH IMPULSIVE

Precious Child

I have a bad feeling about this

Blinding Sun

Nah I dont think I would be that bad

Bby 🐬🐬

YOU WANNA TRY ME?

Blinding Sun

Lets see what you could even do 🙄

Bby 🐬🐬

YOU ASKED FOR IT

Pup🐶

Lele dont-

You

Oop-

Blinding Sun

Currently regretting all my life decisions

Injun

Well you did ask for it

Main Hoe

Another gc??😃😃😃

Main Hoe

More like another cult???? 💀💀💀

Smol Cub

Surprise shawty

Main Hoe

Stop adding me to random gcs my social battery is gonna drain even more 😭😭😭

Bby 🐬🐬

Whoops sorry

Precious Child

Youre not

Bby 🐬🐬

Youre right I'm not

Main Hoe

Ughhh

Injun

Chill we're not that bad

Main Hoe

Yeah yall are good except for one bitchass

Blinding Sun

*plays say my name by ateez*

Main Hoe

We love a man who is self aware 😌✊

Blinding Sun

Fuck off

Blinding Sun

I'm only admitting it because its painfully obvious 🙄🙄

Main Hoe

It could be minseo too yk

You

Yeah I was about to reply 'you talking bout me hoe??' 😭😭😭

Pup🐶

Why choco tho-

Main Hoe

Because shes my bitch

You

And shes my hoe

Nana☕☠

Lowkey explains why minseo almost answer her 😭😭😭

Pup🐶

But choco aint a bitch tho

You

I love you pup but apparently what you think doesnt apply to others 💀💀💀

Pup🐶

Youre still my cute choco to me 🥺🥺

You

And youre my adorable pup 🥺🥺

Main Hoe

Oh god no not couple shit

Injun

Welcome to the club and suffer with us

Main Hoe

I AINT GONNA DO NOTHING ABOUT THIS

Main Hoe

With the power of chuuya nakahara I order you to begone thots

Injun

........

Main Hoe

Lol I'm self aware it sounds dumb

Injun

Thank you for being aware😭✋

Precious Child

AN ANIME LOVER

You

I thought your fave was dazai tho??

Main Hoe

Yes but these days he be catching my eye

Blinding Sun

Lmao unfaithful bitch

Main Hoe

Shut up fuckface

Main Hoe

Unless you are him none of yall could talk shit bout me 😩☝

Main Hoe

GDHAHSJDKAJKSSKSLSK

Pup🐶

What happened???

Blinding Sun

Lol she dead already??

Nana☕☠

Did I just witness someone die through text??

Main Hoe

PLS AS SOON AS I SEND THAT MY LIL BRO CAME IN BRINGING A PARCEL

Main Hoe

AND IT WAS MY DAZAI ACTION FIGURE I BOUGHT ONLINE LAST WEEK 😭😭😭😭

You

KXHABDHNAJSKSKKSK

Injun

He really came to remind you cant escape him huh

Precious Child

GIVE US A PIC

Main Hoe

Aight hold up

Main Hoe

Main Hoe

This is from the website I'm too lazy to unbox it now

Nana☕☠

Awww its sooo cute

Precious Child

Yeah unlike his actual character 💀💀💀💀

Blinding Sun

Aint that the mf who keep finding ways to commit suicide????😭😭😭

Precious Child

Yup osamu dazai in a nutshell

Main Hoe

HEY

Main Hoe

NO DAZAI SLANDER IS ALLOWED ON MY WATCH

Bby 🐬🐬

I think ik the show

Bby 🐬🐬

What was it? Bungou Stray Kids??

Smol Cub

BDHAHDJSHAKSKSKSKLSK

Precious Child

Not you putting stray kids instead of stray dogs 💀💀💀

You

GOOGLE EXIST FOR A REASON LELE

Bby 🐬🐬

LMAOO SORRY

Nana☕☠

When both of them fused:

Main Hoe

No but imagine skz did an ost for it then what

Pup🐶

Sounds like a culture reset

Precious Child

But didnt it already ended?

Main Hoe

Idk dude there are rumours about a new season is gonna happen this year

Main Hoe

So I'm just gonna put on my costume and wait like an idiot

Pup🐶

What costume?

Main Hoe

You

LMAOOOO😭😭😭😭

Main Hoe

Jabfhdgajdksksk anyways stan shinee

Blinding Sun

For once I have to agree with you

Blinding Sun

Like the audacity for people to use this key meme but not stanning shinee 🙄🙄

Main Hoe

IKR

Main Hoe

Like I dont even think people knew that key once collab with soyeon gidle for I wanna be 😩😩

Injun

He is such a fashion icon too 😩☝

Smol Cub

Frfr I heard he designed some of shinees concert clothes

You

Pls the whole group itself is just powerful

Pup🐶

People who hate shinee are irrelevant like even most of their faves role model are shinee 😌😌

Precious Child

Shinee is the standard

Bby 🐬🐬

They went from gawking over a pretty noona to going underwater tho 😭😭😭

Nana☕☠

PLS HSHAHFHJSKSLSSK

Nana☕☠

Lets not forget dont call me 💀💀💀

Main Hoe

Marks new national anthem

Smol Cub

Ayo youre not wrong-

Smol Cub

But I have two phones

Smol Cub

And none of those stalkers know this phone number so I'm safe for now

You

Speaking of which I'm glad we're kinda safe now

Smol Cub

Same sis

Precious Child

Finally peace for you two

You

Frfr

You

Anyways hurry up yall

Precious Child

To where?

Bby 🐬🐬

DID YOU FORGET WE'RE HANGING OUT AT THE LEE'S NEW HOUSE TODAY?

Bby 🐬🐬

WE'RE HAVING A TOUR AROUND AND FREE FOOD

Precious Child

Oops yeah I did

Precious Child

My bad

Main Hoe

I'm already in front of your door

You

Wow that was quick

Main Hoe

I set a reminder 😌✊

Bby 🐬🐬

How do you even text while driving

Main Hoe

I dont have a car

Precious Child

Then???

Main Hoe

Called an uber duh

Injun

Hyuck hurry up

Blinding Sun

I'm ready now

Blinding Sun

Free food here we come

A/N: Just to clear things up I dont watch the anime its just my friend really loves dazai and keeps telling me literally everything about him 💀💀💀

Anyways stream superstar 😌😌

JENO IS ALIVE YALL 😩☝