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AN: This is about him choosing a horrible baby name. If you have one of these names please take no offence!
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Harry:
"Sank-bonisha!" Harry said out of the blue, waking you from your semi-deep nap. You rubbed your eyes with your slightly swollen fingers and asked him to repeat himself. "Sank-bone-isha." He pronounced the ugly name slowly, almost as if he found you daft.
You laughed at him, thinking that he was kidding about the horrid name for your baby girl. You looked at him and found that his face was as hard as stone, meaning that he was completely serious. You sobered up immediately to give him your thoughts on the name. "No."
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Liam:
"Hamma?" Liam asked you while biting into his ham sandwich. You placed your head in your hands, trying to fight your frustration.
"Li, I know that you're a celebrity and all, but do you really have to name you child after the ham sandwich that I just made you?"
Liam nodded his head proudly. "I knew you would like it!" He smiled. The mustard on the sandwich had made a temporary moustache on his face.
"I do not like it." You laughed. "Sorry."
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Zayn:
"Can we name him Woflie?" Zayn asked as you both were lying down on the couch. You shook your head -yet again- at his ridiculous request for a name for your son. "How about Trex?"
"For crying out loud, Zayn!" You laughed out loud. "We are not naming our son any of that!"
Zayn was quiet for a little while, trying to find a name for his baby boy that you would both like. "Wyatt?"
You smiled. "I actually like that one."
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Niall:
"Pink oak."
"No."
"Golden Rogue."
"No!"
"How about Bub-kiss?"
You punched Niall in the arm playfully. "We are not naming our child Bub-kiss." You scowled, unintentionally rubbing your big belly. "Think of something better."
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Louis:
"Can we please name him or her Madd? With two d's?"
"Why would we name our child after an organization?" You questioned him seriously.
"Because we are against drunk driving!" He said with a stupid grin on his face. "It'll also give publicity to the group too!"
You placed your head in your hands. "No, Louis. How about Hannah for a girl or Brent for a boy?"
"Fine. If you want to take the easy way out." He sassed.