Edited by xiin and Noks
Once the bathroom door closed, Yu Yan lay back down, feeling hot and dry all over.
In this situation, he didnât consider what he said in great detail. ââ¦Then hurry up.â
He wasnât loud, but the person inside the bathroom would definitely be able to hear him.
The bathroom door remained tightly closed for five minutes.
10 minutes.
15 minutesâ¦
Although Yu Yan wasnât in as much of a hurry right now as he had been before, that energy hadnât gone down, and he felt very uncomfortable holding it in.
He glanced at the time and made sure that he had already been waiting for nearly 20 minutes.
He couldnât help but ask, âYi Chen, youâre still not done?â
Only after a long time did Yi Chenâs hoarse voice sound out from the inside of the bathroom as he answered, âWait.â
Then, after what seemed to be an indeterminable amount of time, the door finally opened.
Yu Yanâs ears turned hot. He got up quickly and scurried over. âIâm going in.â
He said that, and without waiting for Yi Chenâs answer, just rushed into the bathroom and quickly closed the doorââ
He had taken this series of actions too quickly, and by the time Yu Yan thought it through once more, he was too embarrassed to open the door again.
The exhaust fan in the bathroom hadnât been turned on, and because it was raining, the window hadnât been opened either. With the door being closed for that long, the air circulation speed in the bathroom had already dropped rapidly and was now stagnating.
Yu Yan smelled the scent of milk in the air, along with another unusual smell.
Maybe it was because his senses were too sensitive right now, but he definitely couldnât have smelled this scent during normal times.
His mood, which had somewhat calmed down originally, immediately perked up again. He clenched his teeth and realised that he shouldnât think about it any more, so he closed his eyes and chanted to himself.
âJust pretend that Iâm at home alone, just pretend that everything is as usual, just pretend that Yi Chen isnât in my homeâ¦
Who would have known that the more he chanted these things to himself, the more he thought about the extra scent that lingered in the air, and the more he thought about the person on the other side of the door⦠the more he felt.
After a moment, there were two knocks on the door.
Yi Chen, who was standing outside the door, said, âItâs late. Donât delay going to sleep.â
âOr, how about I help you?â
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Yu Yan heard his voice, and these two sentences that had been spoken in a low voice. All of a sudden, every single one of the emotions and sensations he was feeling rushed to a peak together.
His whole back was numb, and he felt so good that goosebumps broke out all over his body. He sat on the toilet with his eyes wide open and didnât return to his senses for a long time.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
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Yu Yan! Youâre too fast ah!!
He cleaned up quickly, stood up abruptly, and replied absent-mindedly, âIâm⦠fine on my own.â
Yi Chen, who was still leaning outside, smiled at this. âDone?â
âNo!â Yu Yan stood in front of the mirror. âIâIâll still be a bit. If youâre sleepy, go to sleep first ba.â
In front of his boyfriend, he must have no undesirable aspect for which points could be deducted.
Yi Chen had to press his lips together to control his smile.
He nodded his head with great care and said, âThatâs okay, Iâll wait for you.â
Yu Yan: ââ¦â¦â
In the end, Yu Yan didnât want Yi Chen to wait for too long outside. He silently counted for three minutes before slowly opening the bathroom door.
The bedside lamp was on, and Yi Chen was reclined against the head of the bed, holding something in his hand. When he heard the sound of movement, he raised his head and said naturally, âSo long.â
Youths should be spoiled and praised.
Yu Yan had a guilty conscience and was too embarrassed to say anything in reply. Before closing the bathroom door, he raised his hand and turned on the exhaust fan. ââ¦What are you reading?â
âNothing, just taking a look.â Yi Chen closed the document and put it aside.
Yu Yan had just laid back in bed when the bedside lamp immediately went out. In the dark, a big hand reached out from the other end.
He felt his waist being gently encircled.
With the kind of contact they had had just now, the two of them didnât regard this back to chest spooning posture as something too intimate.
Yu Yan was comparatively thin, so his waist was thinner than that of an average boyâs. Yi Chen felt as if he had nothing in his arms.
He frowned a little and said, âEat more later.â
Yu Yan said, âI always eat on time.â
He also couldnât understand it; he ate three meals a day, all Chinese food, and then also indulged in dinner and midnight snacks. He didnât like to exercise very much, so he couldnât understand why he just wouldnât become fat.
Even if it was the kind of fat that appeared as a small bulge on the stomach, that was fine, it could be reduced anytime.
Yi Chen said, âYou should eat nutritious food. Donât eat take-out anymore, Iâll get someone to send food over.â
Yu Yan was stunned. âNo need, why bother?â
Yi Chen didnât plan to discuss this thing any further with him, and he simply continued, âAnd you need to keep fit. Are there any gyms nearby?â
Yu Yan thought for a moment. âOne opened up in the last two months.â
âWhere is it?â
âAfter swindling the nearby residents into applying for a fitness card, they closed the shop and left.â
ââ¦â¦â
âThen buy some exercise equipment,â said Yi Chen.
âHow can it fit ah.â Yi Chenâs body temperature felt very comfortable. Yu Yan had been a little nervous at first, but after having spent this long a time lying down against him, he could feel sleepiness roll over him. He yawned as he suggested, ââ¦Iâll go jogging.â
Yi Chen thought that Manyangâs environment was good, but it wasnât convenient. This city was too small, and its development couldnât be compared with that of Jinchengâs at all. It was okay for the elderly to live in this city, but it wasnât quite suitable for young people who were in their prime.
Mainly, it was too far away from him.
He thought for a long time, and his hand tightened a bit, so that he could feel the slight ups and downs of the chest of the person in his arms as he breathed.
âYu Yan,â he called out.
Yu Yan was just about to fall asleep. Hearing his name, he immediately opened his eyes and said, âWhatâs the matter?â
Hearing the sleepiness in his voice, Yi Chen swallowed the words he was about to utter.
It was still early, donât be too impatient.
âSleep.â
ââ¦â¦ En.â
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Yu Yan had originally thought he would be too nervous to sleep at all.
But that obviously wasnât the case. When he woke up, he first touched the empty space next to him, then picked up his cellphone and looked at it. Finally, he determined that he had slept for at least 10 hours and had not dreamt all night long, sleeping soundly.
It was already nearly time for him to start streaming, so he immediately came around and sat up from his bed.
What about Yi Chen?
He picked up his cellphone and was just about to go look for him when he heard a door open from his left, which was followed closely by the curtains being pulled open, and then the light from the noon sun immediately burst into the room through the gap.
âI wonât be in Jincheng for the next two days. Our project team is following up with your collaborationâ¦â Meeting Yu Yanâs gaze, Yi Chen continued, âIf itâs a work issue, you can contact the project leader. Uncle Cheng, I didnât mean that, but itâd be best if we didnât let private affairs interfere with public duty⦠Of course, privately, whenever youâre free, I will accompany you to dinner at any time after I return to Jincheng.â
Upon seeing him, Yu Yanâs heart settled down. He was afraid of disturbing the other partyâs phone call, so he got up lightly and mouthed, âIâll go brush my teeth.â
Yi Chen nodded.
Yu Yan went into the bathroom and saw two toothbrushes in his toothbrush cup, one of which he had bought last night.
He had been so careless yesterday that he had only remembered to buy a toothbrush, but hadnât bought an extra cup.
He took out the two toothbrushes, held the other one in his hand, and began to brush with his own.
Quite a few of Yi Chenâs work calls came and went during this while, and he spoke on the phone for nearly half an hour. There were professional terms mixed into his words, but Yi Chen talked openly in the room, and Yu Yan didnât pay much attention to what he was saying.
After he hung up, Yi Chen asked him, âDid I wake you up?â
Yu Yan turned on his computer and raised his head when he heard him. âNo, I woke up naturally.â
The sound insulation quality of his windows seemed to be much better than he had expected.
âEn.â Yi Chen asked, âGo eat?â
There was an hour left before the start of the livestream, which was enough for them to partake in lunch.
âOkay, what would you like to eat?â
Because the clothes had been taken from those present at the company, almost all of the clothes Yi Chen had brought were white-collar shirts and suits. He buttoned up his top button as he said, âDidnât you say you were going to take me to eat hot and sour noodles?â
The hot and sour noodle shop was actually an early breakfast shop. By the time they reached it, the shop had nearly closed. The proprietress saw him, paused in her action of cleaning up, and smiled. âXiao Yan, how come you came over here today? Donât you usually order takeout?â
âIâm more free today.â Yu Yan asked, âAre you still selling hot and sour noodles?â
âSelling them, Iâll make it for you alone.â
They casually found a spot to sit.
Two bowls of hot and sour noodles were served. The proprietress had a face wreathed in smiles and kept looking at Yi Chen.
After all, it was rare to see someone wearing such respectable clothes and who was also so tall and handsome in such a small shop like theirs.
âXiao Yan, is this your relative?â the proprietress asked.
Yu Yan was just about to open his mouth when Yi Chen broke apart his chopsticks and answered first, âNo.â
The proprietress asked, âOh, then a friend?â
âNo,â said Yi Chen.
The proprietress hesitated. âA new neighbor?â
âNo.â
Finally, the proprietress pondered for a while and then asked, âYou canât be Xiao Yanâs teacher?â
Even the teacher option had popped out? You could have just guessed a classmate instead.
Yi Chen forced himself to smile as he replied, âAlso no.â
It was no wonder why the proprietress didnât say classmate. Yi Chen was a man dressed in a Western suit and leather shoes, and although he didnât look old, he couldnât be Yu Yanâs classmate.
Yu Yan held back his laughter and interrupted their conversation, âMadam, todayâs hot and sour noodles are delicious.â
âRight?â The proprietressâ focus was shifted. âI specially brought the chilis from my hometown. If you like it, Iâll add some more for you.â
âNo need, itâs just right.â
Yi Chen took a taste. It was really good, but it was too spicy.
When the proprietress left, he asked, âHow long have you lived here?â
Yu Yan said, âI have lived here since I was born.â
Yi Chen nodded; no wonder he was so familiar with the proprietress.
It was just a bowl of hot and sour noodles, and they soon finished eating.
When it came to paying the bill, Yu Yan was ahead of him. âYou came to Manyang, of course Iâll treat you.â
Yi Chen paused in the action of taking out his wallet and let him have his way. âOkay.â
The proprietress took out the shopâs QR code while she kept glancing at Yi Chen. She could tell from both the other partyâs words and actions that this was a very cultured person.
This kind of high-quality man successfully aroused the matchmakerâs heart hidden in women.
âYoung man.â She smiled kindly and decided to wing it as she asked, âHow old are you? Are you married?â
The two of them paused.
âNo,â said Yi Chen.
âDo you have a girlfriend?â
âAlso no.â
âOh, thatâs good. Thatâs very good.â The proprietress turned her head and asked Yu Yan, âXiao Yan, do you remember Meimei Jiejie? That young lady who lives upstairs.â
Yu Yan didnât understand how this topic was brought up and reflexively said, âI remember.â
The proprietress said, âMeimei ya, she went to design school, and she looks pretty good⦠Xiao Yan knows her, sheâs a nice young lady, isnât she?â
This kind of question, Yu Yan naturally couldnât reply with a no. In fact, he didnât even remember what that Meimei looked like. âYes,â he agreed.
The proprietress said, âI took a look just now ya, and thought that if Meimei and your friend were standing together, they would definitely look so good together!â
Yu Yan was dazed. âWhat?â
Yi Chen had already recognized the signs a long time ago. Originally, he had wanted to suppress this topic. However, who knew that once he saw Yu Yanâs dazed appearance, he merely raised an eyebrow and endured the conversation.
The proprietress said, âI mean, since both of them are single, why donât I be the middleman and set a time for your friend and Meimei to meet each other?â
Yu Yan suddenly saw the light. ââ¦â
Yi Chen leaned a little closer to him and said, âNo need.â
âNo ya, donât be shy. This kind of thing is very normal.â As soon as the bill was paid, the proprietress immediately closed the QR code app and looked through Meimeiâs WeChat. âIâll show you her picture. Her profile photo is really beautifulâ¦â
âNo need.â This time it was Yu Yan who opened his mouth. He took Yi Chenâs wrist and said, âMadam, weâre going first.â
âDonât go ah!â The proprietress hurriedly looked up. âWhatâs wrong with just meeting each other? Xiao Yan, youâre still young, so you donât understand. When you grow up, some aunties will also help introduce youâ¦â
Yu Yan stopped when he heard these words.
He turned around and took a step to the left, coming to a stop when he was standing side by side with Yi Chen, and then asked, âWhat do you think of me, Madam?â
âOf course youâre good ah, I also watched you grow up,â the proprietress replied, not understanding the purpose behind it.
Yu Yan asked again, âThen do you think the two of us look good together?â
The proprietress was confused. âWith whom? Meimei? Thatâs not good, Meimei is much older than youâ¦â
Yi Chen had still been smiling at the beginning. However, upon hearing this sentence, the corners of his mouth imperceptibly tightened, and he interrupted her, âNot with Meimei.â
Proprietress: âAh?â
âWith me.â
Proprietress: ââ¦Ah.â
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Yu Yan returned home just in time to start the livestream.
âYou stream.â Yi Chen took his documents and moved a chair next to him to sit in. âI wonât bother you while youâre playing games.â
Yu Yan said âokay.â He turned on the camera, adjusted the angle, and made sure that the person next to him wouldnât enter into the view of the camera. Then he started his livestream on time, at two oâclock in the afternoon.
[Today is also a day to love Yanyan!]
[Fuck! WTF! Boss 1 is actually StarTVâs boss!! Goddamnit, Iâve been unknowingly nibbling on an office romance? What a thrill!!]
[Being a fan of Xiao Yanâs is so nice, never have to worry about him being bullied by other anchors any more.]
[With the anchor and Yi Chen so familiar with each other, itâs no wonder that he won an award during the anchor competition. The boss could call up an internal programmer, and then arenât hundreds of thousands of gifts just a matter of a few lines of code?]
[Even taking advantage of other peopleâs power to bully people, and bullying other anchors. What kind of state has laoshu been bullied into, itâs too terrible ba.]
Even though the big boss had whispered into his ear telling him to be a bit more willful during his livestream just yesterday, but towards these kinds of antis who deliberately stirring up, Yu Yan just chose to suspend them and then directly kick them out of the barrage.
Just when he was about to ban them, he heard the person beside him coldly ask, âWhat, bosses have no personal rights? If youâre a boss, you therefore canât spend money to support an anchor you like?â
Yu Yan: ââ¦â
Yi Chen met his gaze. His eyes were filled with the wordsââI said I wouldnât bother you while playing games, but I didnât say I wouldnât do so while you were livestreaming.â
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[WTF? Whatâs going on? Am I blind??? Isnât this background Xiao Yanâs home?]
[â¦â¦ Bosses have personal rights. Bosses can support their favorite anchors, but that doesnât mean bosses can run over to the anchorâs house oh!]
[This backdoor connection, itâs too exaggerated ba.]
[What are you doing at my sonâs house??? You beast!!]
âIf anyone can find any evidence that I have opened a backdoor for him, I will reward that person 100,000 yuan,â Yi Chen said seriously, âWhat am I doing in his house⦠Donât you guys always say that the little anchor runs cheat software and uses a perspective bot? I attach great importance to this matter, so I came to check it in person.â
Not only the stream followers, but even Yu Yan was full of question marks now.
He couldnât help but turn off the mic and say, ââ¦Donât talk nonsense.â
[Turning off the mic?!]
[OK, I have already created an AVI of two hours and forty minutes.]
[How would you like to check â him?]
The stream moderator knew that she couldnât manage the current situation on her own, so she rushed over to the moderator group chat and hollered. A large number of moderators then rushed into the stream and started to suspend people, atwitter all this while.
It didnât take long for the barrage to settle down. Although certain things were still being typed and sent, there were obviously fewer antis present. Occasionally, a few of them mixed in, but they didnât stand out.
Yu Yan opened the PUBG client. He naturally couldnât draw stream followers today. In the first match, he queued for a squad match.
Yi Chen put down the document he was holding and looked at the computer screen with great interest.
Although Yu Yan had also played games in his home before, he had always been working in the study, and they had been separated by a wall. He had never seen him play games this close up before.
Yu Yanâs back was straight, he was wearing headphones, and the expression on his face was serious.
After landing in Pochinki, he quickly opened the door to look for a gun.
Yi Chen wasnât wearing earphones. He just saw him open a red dot sight and kill people.
Because he needed to fire the gun, Yu Yanâs mouse kept going up and down, and then there was a slight change in the middle. He pulled out an AKM, and by the time he finished firing, Yi Chen felt that the mouse was about to drop.
Yi Chen thought of the times the muzzle of his gun went flying towards the sky, and so leaned forward to watch attentively.
Yu Yan cleaned up the team at the top of the building, opened the box, and started looting.
Before Yi Chen could see what was in the box, he heard the mouse swipe a bit, and by then, Yu Yan had already finished looting and left.
Yu Yan said, âThis box had an expansion mag, a SCAR-L, and a 4x scope. If you want it, come and get it.â
Yi Chen: ââ¦.â
He raised his eyebrows and drew a little closer.
After cleaning up Pochinki, their team searched again for a while before they started running from the poison circle.
While they were running, Yu Yan suddenly said, âThere are people in the N direction.â
Yi Chen paused and looked in the direction he pointed to.
He saw nothing.
At this time, he again heard Yu Yan say, âTwo of them.â
Yi Chen took a deep breath and looked closely again. The N direction was still completely empty.
?
What people?
Yu Yan didnât discover the confusion that had appeared on the face beside him. He found a stone to hide behind, then opened the scope to point at a small stone on a mountain far away.
10 seconds later, a personâs head appeared tentatively from behind the stone.
Yi Chen: ââ¦â
Bangââ
Yu Yan fired a shot.
[yanxyan knocked down XXXXS01 with an M24]
Yu Yan said, âThereâs still another one.â
Just after he said that, he opened the scope and shot again.
Bangââ
A 10 kills notification jumped out onto the screen, and Yu Yan said, âAll dead.â
Yi Chen: ââ¦â
Were they looking at the same image?
Playing the same game?
Among the two of them, one was playing seriously, and the other was watching seriously, so they both didnât realize that because Yi Chen kept moving forward, at this time, half of his face was exposed to the camera lens.
[Fuck me?? This Yi Chen is ten thousand fucking times more handsome than his picture in Baidu Encyclopedia??]
[Itâs too eye-catching to have these two people in the same frame ba⦠Holy crap, whatâs the point in cutting those livestream playbacks together, my ass ah, directly go to cutting together the real people ah!! Pass the mouse to the BNF!]
[Boss 1âs expression is actually synchronized with mineâ¦]
[Lolololol Boss 1âs ignorant face makes me laugh.]
[Bossâs inner OS: WTF, heâs done looting? Holy shit, where are the enemies?? Holy crap, how are they all dead???]
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Juurensha: Ahhhh, nosy noodle shop auntie is nosy. Of course 27 year old Yi Chen figured out right away what she was going for, itâs probably a very familiar conversation. (Also the two of them using the bathroomâ¦.Yi Chen, if you were going to take 20 minutes, you might as well have let Yanyan help you out!)
xiin: Boss Yiâs confusion is actually really cute o.o
Noks: That proprietressâ last âAhâ felt so satisfying. Also, yanyan and Boss Yi are just too cute together! *squeals*
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