So, I was really busy (damn tests), but anyway, I bring you the next chapter, hope you like it :D
Izuku returned to the dorms and told Himiko about the face on the wall; she cackled as she thought the guy had to change his pants after that, until the vampire told her how the owner of the face shot out of the wall naked due to his quirk. Now Toga looked as if she was going to die from laughter, once she calmed down, she asked if he knew who the guy was; he did know, but he didn't want to ruin the surprise for his girlfriend.
Next morning, all first years were called by the principal.
"Students," said Nezu on a podium with a tea cup in his hand, the principal was seriously addicted to the thing, "I'm happy to announce that I made a deal with a very good friend of mine, which was that, after giving him the necessary funds to start, he was going to apply his profession on you, for free." He finished while sipping his tea.
"Principal," called Itsuka Kendo, raising a hand in the sea of students. "What's his friend's profession?"
"It's a secret, guinea pigs!" he shouted, spitting some of his drink. "I mean, dear students." He said more gently.
The students were seriously getting bad vibes from that situation.
"Izuku," called the principal, "I assume you have deduced who I'm talking about, right?"
"Yes, sir"
"Take us to him"
"Alright," Izuku then smiled sinisterly and, with his shadows, he took the microphone to then look at his peers, who looked at him strangely, scared or anxious. "Everyone, take hold of everyone. Did you watch Harry Potter? Well, if you let go, two things will happen, either you are devoured by interdimensional creatures or you don't finish the travel in one piece."
After those words, students and teachers took hold of everyone strongly. Except Nezu, he just climbed on Izuku.
"If you let me go, I will take you with me! SHINEEEEEEEEE!" shouted Katsuki at Kirishima.
Then Izuku opened the portal and they were absorbed by it.
When they arrived at Alucard's mansion, which now had three floors and had a gloomy look to it but not in ruins like before, Izuku saw a sign which said: "Hellsing, psychology office. We're on a mission from God to patch minds in 5 minutes or we give back your money."
"So, a psychologist, huh?" said the vampire. "I should have known."
"Since when is Alucard a psychologist?" asked Himiko. Izuku had never told her about it.
"Since he had to be one to empty his body of the three million souls he had."
"That many?!" yelled Toga.
"Yup, know you see why I say it's almost impossible to win against him? Not even I could ever hope to. Whatever, let's go in and get minds patched."
Nezu then directed, along with the teachers, all students towards the mansion.
"Deku," called Kacchan, now in the hall, which was decorated with portraits of Alucard, Seras, Himiko and Izuku, "you lived here last year?" his class A peers looked at him, waiting for an answer.
"Last year, this was a pen," answered a deep voice.
Everyone looked for the source and they saw Alucard, dressed as a doctor, but also wearing his fedora.
"Go in, patients, while you wait, my nurse will attend you." He said and then took Aizawa by the arm and tried to drag him.
"Wait! I'm not a student! Principal!" called desperately the teacher.
"Sorry, Aizawa, but teachers will also be checked." Said the creature.
Before that, the teacher tried to flee, but they were stopped by Seras, who was wearing a sexy nurse outfit.
"Halt!" she shouted. "If you want to get out, you'll have to pass over my body."
The male teachers thought about it.
"Perverts!" Seras yelled, blushing. "Not like that!"
"Stop being children and watch over your students," said Izuku, emotionless.
When they saw him like that, the teachers obeyed, something told them that, if they didn't, they would be very sorry for it. After a couple of minutes, Aizawa went out of the room, staggering but with a smile on his face.
"Next."
It was already midday when the last student went out of the office, by then Himiko, Izuku and Aizawa were at U.A.
"Well then, momma caterpillar, what was the problem?" asked Himiko, sitting at class A's lounge next to Izuku and Aizawa.
"Y'know what? I don't care what you call me anymore, you could call me granny butterfly and I wouldn't give a fuck," answered the teacher, resigned. "And to answer your question, apparently I was scared of the responsibilities of being in a relationship."
"Pay, Izu," said Toga, with a shit eating grin. "I knew my female intuition would win against your mental powers."
"Fuck," cursed Izuku while taking out 10000 yens.
"You," said Aizawa, open mouthed, "... you betted on my mental health?!"
"Correct, granny butterfly," said Izuku, stoic.
"For some reason, it doesn't bother nor angers me as much as it should," the teacher answered with a drop on his forehead.
Meanwhile, Shigaraki was in a back alley.
"Now I can beat you, motherfucker," he looked at the body he just stole a quirk from, and when he used it, a golden cross appeared on his forehead.
Yes, just before being captured, AFO gave him part of his quirk.
The next days, class A improved on their attacks and techniques, while Izuku practiced with the force meter Mei gave him, to calculate how much strength he needed to apply so he didn't accidentally kill anyone. Also, their teacher took them a lot to USJ to practice rescue maneuvers.
After a month, the day for the provisional license exams had finally arrived and Aizawa was in front of his class, wearing a tuxedo.
"Ehm... Aizawa-sensei?" asked Momo.
"Yes, Yaoyorozu?"
"Why are you dressed like that? Are you going to a wedding or something?" asked Kaminari.
"Something has occurred, so I can't take you to the exams, in my stead, Mr. Alucard will take you there. Izuku, not a word or I swear I'll expel you."
"WHAT?!" shouted everyone.
"Whatever you say, granny butterfly," said Izuku, "and here I was with such great phrases." He finished sarcastically.
"Anyway, I must go. Alucard will be here shortly." The teacher then left the classroom.
The class was in silence and didn't dare to speak, in fear Alucard might get angry for being noisy. However, after a few minutes, Mineta started talking to Denki and soon the class was what any class was without a teacher, pure chaos. Although, Izuku and Himiko were silent, they were speaking telepathically.
Half an hour later, the students started to get worried, Alucard wasn't there yet, and they couldn't go without him.
"Midoriya!" shouted Mineta on his knees, "I beg you, for my porn! Take us to the exam!"
"I can't, I would be expelled, I can be a jerk and a rebel, but I do want to be a hero."
"T-Then, call Alucard and tell him to be here quickly!" yelled Momo, desperately.
"It's not necessary, he was here from the beginning." Izuku grinned.
"And it's "Mr. Alucard" to you, indecent," said Alucard, phasing through the floor.
The students where frozen, if he really was there since the beginning, it was possible he heard what they said.
"Grape, frog, Todohunky, indecent, gravity girl, terrorist, Izuku, Himiko and batchicken are on detention, you'll serve it after your exam. And you, earphones, if you give me the wine, I'll overlook it this time."
The girl gave him the bottle reluctantly.
"Ah," said Alucard, examining the bottle, "It's from 30 years ago, good times," he then looked at Kyoka. "You have good taste."
"Sensei, why did you call me Todohunky? My last name is Todoroki," Shoto asked, very confused. "And why did you put me on detention?"
"We ask the same, Alucard," said both Izuku and Himiko. To their knowledge they didn't do anything wrong... unless...
"Oh yes, Izuku, I also read your minds. And you cold cold hot hot, I called you what some of your female classmates call you behind your back. Whatever, let's go, shall we?" he opened a portal. "You were pretty desperate a moment ago."
"I thought vampires couldn't read other vampires' thoughts," whispered Himiko to Izuku while going through the portal.
"I thought so too."
When they exited it, they saw they were at a stadium even bigger than U.A.'s.
And it's true, I just read your body language, thought Alucard, there was still a lot Izuku needed to learn.
Then Alucard told them to go to the center of the stadium and to stay together, because there would be competitors from other hero academies. He then disappeared.
"Midoriya, how does he do that?" asked Tenya.
"Oh, he is everywhere and nowhere at the same time, he also exists and doesn't at the same time. Have you ever heard of Schrödinger's cat?"
"I have," said Momo, Shoto and Kyoka.
"Well then, he literally ate it and now he has its properties."
After a brief silence, in which the students processed what he told them, they went out to change into their costumes. When Himiko came back, she was wearing a short black gothic sleeveless dress, which revealed a bit of cleavage, also, she wore a dark red choker with spikes and had details of the same color on her belt with metal tubes with syringes and knives, on her back she also carried a retractile staff. But the biggest change was that she had let her hair down.
"You're beautiful, Himiko," said Izuku, whose brain was almost in a short circuit, exactly like Denki's did sometimes.
Then a man that looked as if he hadn't had any sleep in months spoke on the screen the stadium had.
"I'm Mera, I'm from Public Safety and I will be explaining the exam. At the moment there 1540 students, but only 100 will do the actual exam. We'll be doing a preliminary round," he continued over the complaining students, "each of you will be wearing three targets and also you will carry 6 balls. The objective is to eliminate 2 competitors by hitting the targets with the balls. The targets will be worn on visible parts of the body, these will light up when they are hit by the balls. Now I will go back to sleep."
Some minutes later, the U.A. students were under fire from everyone else. Apparently, they wanted to "destroy U.A." however, they couldn't do much as Izuku created portals to deviate the balls to their own partners. After the first students going down, they stopped in fear of the portals.
Then Izuku, Shoto, Katsuki and Fumikage started immobilizing all the rivals they saw, so their own partners, who didn't have as much offensive powers, could strike them and pass. It seemed Alucard's therapy worked wonders.
After 5 minutes of carnage, there was only the U.A students and some from the other academies.
Mera then woke up and announced the battlefield was now going to be disaster zone and they had to rescue the people.
The students returned to the field and started to rescue the "wounded" who just were actors that qualified their rescue maneuvers. Izuku went along with Himiko, he lifted up the debris while she checked on the people to then have Izuku teleport them to the safety zone. All was well until they heard an explosion, from the smoke, the number 10 hero, Gang Orca and his sidekicks came out, the hero, as his name stated, actually looked like a killer whale.
Mera announced that then they had to keep rescuing the civilians, but now under attack. Izuku just sent some of his familiars, including his father, to the hero while he and Himiko continued the rescue; and if a "villain" came too close, Izuku just teleported his foe towards him and with a single punch he knocked him out and/or sent him flying to Gang Orca.
After some minutes, the test finished and they went to see their results, both had passed with a good amount of points but they were surprised to see that both Shoto and Kacchan just barely passed.
"Some Shiketsu idiot had a problem with me, we had a misunderstanding, we discussed and finally we resolved the problem," was Shoto's answer.
"Those "wounded" were being lazy smart asses, a couple could clearly walk and they didn't want to. I had to, albeit reluctantly, carry them with some help from the redhead and the pikachu," was Katsuki's.
Izuku and Himiko just looked at them with a drop on their foreheads.
After changing and leaving the building, both received their licenses.
"Oh, I forgot to ask, what's your hero name, Himiko?"
"I'm the Cursed Heroine: Midna." She answered happily, it took some time to think of a name.
"Excuse me?" asked Izuku, mockingly. "Did you say Mindy?"
"Midna!"
"Mandy?"
"Midna!"
"Wendy?"
"Midna!" Toga was so angry, she threw a punch at Izuku, he was so distracted he couldn't become intangible in time.
"Ouch! Ok, ok, I'll stop bothering you Mandy," he laughed while rubbing the spot and started to run from his girlfriend. She pursued him, still angry, but she let some laughs from time to time.
Just a question, do you like Toga's hero name? I like Midna, but I'm not really sure about the 'cursed heroine' part, any suggestions? Or is it fine?