I really don't know if this is an appropriate name for a chapter or if I will get somehow banned but I couldn't find another name.
Chapter Three|| Pussy Ass Bitch
"You can either sleep on the floor or in the bed with me, I am not about to give my bed off just because some fucking moron locked themselves out of their house," Sam said while he tossed some blankets at me.
I scoffed and stared at my window. I wanted to go back to my room but I wasn't going to risk falling again.
"If you do, however, decide to sleep on my bed, do not touch me in any sort of way and do not doubt that I will throw you off the fucking bed if you kick during your sleep."
Gee, what a gentleman.
He laid down on his bed and closed his eyes while I contemplated where I would sleep.
I shrugged and flopped down on the bed, making sur I wasn't in touching range of Sam.
What? I wasn't going to lay on that uncomfortable looking ass floor. I am a fucking lady, goddamnit, I need to be pampered the shit out of.
"Can I ask you something, Sammy?"
"No, but I'm assuming you're going to anyways."
"Why are you so mean?" I muttered.
"None of your fucking business, now go to sleep, assface."
Fucking bitch.
I closed my eyes and was immediately comforted by darkness.
I don't remember what I was dreaming about, but whatever it was had me flying up in surprise.
But I was stopped by a body.
Don't touch me, my ass.
"Sam, get off of me," I hissed.
The lovely Sammy was resting his head on my breast-slobbering all over my girls-and his body on mine.
Punk ass piece of crap.
"Get the fuck off me, you fat fuck," I growled.
He opened his eyes and sat up. He stared groggily at my stomach rolls and then proceeded by raising his shirt and staring at his toned abs.
"Yeah, I'm the fat fuck," he mumbled.
Ugh, his sleepy voice was so hot.
"Whatever, I'm leaving," I announced as I stood up. I slipped my slippers on and started charging towards the door.
"Are you forgetting something?"
My dignity. My physics homework. Oh, fuck, I have to do that report by tomorrow.
"Probably," I answered.
He walked towards me and lifted my shirt up.
"Heeyyyy, hey, hey, I took off my dick last night so there's nothing in there," I stated while I slapped his hands away.
"Where's my journal?" He growled. I guess he expected it to be in the waistband of my pijamas.
"Why the fuck would I tell you where it's at?"
He narrowed his eyes and searched his room.
"Have fun with that," I muttered as I made my way out.
I was climbing down the stairs and bumped into Nick on the way, he raised his eyebrows and shook his head.
"I didn't take you to be that girl," he muttered.
What the fuck is this guy on about?
"What?" I asked as I furrowed my eyebrows.
He was holding a bowl of cereal. Fruit loops to be exact, my mouth was watering.
"The kind to fall into my brother's charm," he answered.
Woah, sit the fuck back down.
"You must be tired," I uttered as I reached for his spoon and scooped cereal into my mouth.
"Tired?" His eyes followed my action.
"Of jumping to fucking conclusions, you pussy ass bitch, get the fuck out of my way," I hissed as I shoved past him, "I didn't fuck your brother by the way!"
I flew out the door and searched in my bushes, where I successfully retrieved the journal.
"You never fail me," I whispered to the bushes and knocked on the door.
Hayden, my brother, opened it seconds later.
"Tell mom I just got home and I'll tell her about the time that you screwed Amy in the school restrooms," I deadpanned.
"I didn't do-" I looked at him pointedly, "okay, I did but I don't regret it."
"Aha."
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"She's much different than I expected."
I was currently sitting next to Nick, trying to listen into my Math teacher's lecture, but Nick couldn't seem to shut your mouth.
"I thought she'd he much sweeter, she looks like an Angel, but she says stuff like-"
"-Can you please shove a dick in your mouth and shut the fuck up?" I sighed.
"Yeah, stuff like that. It kinda makes me like her a bit more, she's not like any other of my past girlfriends but I think she's into my brother," he continued.
"Mmm," I hummed.
"Anyways, are you going to the party?"
This caught my attention.
"Oh, fuck, I can't. I just found out I have. . ." I quickly scattered my brain for a serious disease, "Aids."
Fuck, why Aids?
"Damn, is it serious?" He asked as he stared at me with worried eyes.
"Yeah, the doctor said my dick might fall off if I don't care of it properly," I blurted out. I didn't really know the first thing about Aids.
"I don't thi-"
The bell rang and I immediately grabbed my shit and rocketed out.
"Sawyer!" I heard someone scream.
I halted in my tracks and turned. I found myself staring into warm brown eyes.
"Hey, my name's Nina," she said as she twirled her hair.
I smiled at her and made a gesture for her yo continue. "And I was wondering if you'd go out with me sometime."
Aw, Nina has a crush on me. That's so cu- oh fuck, a girl has a crush to me.
I winced as I realized I had to put her down. She looked so adorable. She dressed like something out of Strawberry Shortcake.
"I'm sorry, Nina. I don't like girls." I said without thinking about my words.
"But you have a boner," she stated bluntly.
I looked down. Shit, shit, fix it.
"I mean, I like girls, I just don't like you," I finished.
She gasped and I could see her eyes starting to water.
"Not that there's anything wrong with you, I'd like you if I had a dick- which I do, I do have a dick. It just that my dick isn't appealed to you, it's not that you're not hot, you're amazing but-"
Her cute façade faded and was replaced by a cruel expression.
"Mark my words, Sawyer, I will destroy you," she huffed and turned on her heal.
I looked down at my crotch. "Stop being so big," I hissed.
Author's Note
This book is getting a lot of attention and there is so many warm people commenting on it and I'm so happyâ¤ð
I have a load of homework so I will probably not update this weekend. Sorry, guyyys.
Also, leave me a fucking comment, I am very lonely.