So, I've become friends with this guy. We flirt but we're also really good friends. We shall call him X.
No shame in being friends with a guy. We are both aware that we have crushy feelings for each other but we are friends.
We met through the play Wind in The Willows. Really sweet guy. {He's not Richard Madden but he's pretty darn good looking. Toby Sebastian esque a little.}
But people are convinced we're dating. Which we are NOT. Strictly friends for now.
My "friend" #1: Kat and X sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Me: I know of your diabolical plan. Trying to make this awkward between us
{And Yes, This gif set is perfect}
My "friend" #2: "Kat likes X. See there flirting. They went out for pizza."
{Yes, with like 5 other people. Who are also in the play}
Me: What the hell are you talking about.
Then the people at dance class.
They have invented a fictional husband/fiancee for me.
His name is Gerald You look Tasty I want to eat your fingers.
He looks like a dememented squirrel except he's a zombie werewolf dressed as a scared lion from Twilight Junior {The Mortal Instruments}
Don't ask. It's invented by fifth graders.
In short.
So Apparently i'm cheating on Gerald with X because they saw us getting pizza and they really don't like that. I mean the entire class is invested in this. Except the teacher who told me I was her favorite person beacuse I don't talk about my life the entire 45 minutes of class.
Sometimes they irratate me this much.
My dad thinks I often wear my hair in a stye he calls Ned Stark. Yes, part up and the rest down.
But he contiuely calls me Ned. And I told him if he calls me Ned Stark one more time I will behead him.
Pun intented and bad joke. I wouldn't really do that.
Back stage during the show there are a lot of inside jokes:
One of them is the 3 ferret's human persona's
Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella.
I'm Tommmen and so I often tell my friend she's the Joffrey to my Tommen. except now this girl calls me Uncle Tommen and It is so irratating.
*Tries to have a Big Girl Conversation about Boys*
*Little Girl Comes In*: What you doing?"
*Me* Big Girl Stuff
*Her*: I know about sex
*US* #Judging you real hard.
The Internet:
*Finds Game of Thrones Name Generator:
Livestream Convo of Names and reactions
Khaleesi Tova Greyjoy Master of Whisperes
Lady Sylvarya Stark, Kingslayer
Tovaerys
Pyromance Tovaerys Clegane Master at Arms
I Sylvarya Lannister, the young wolf
BUT I CANT BE A LANNISTER
Khaleesi Tovaera Clegane Warren of the North
I CANT BE A CREATION OF INCEST
The Lannisters aren't all incest
but StiLL
Now Kingsguard Tovaheon Arryn King
This doesn't work. Kings guards peeps vow to wear no crowns,take no land. This is hecka not accurate
Khal Tovaienne Tully Defender of The Vale
Queen Tovae Tully First of Her Name
Princess Sylvansa Tyrell, The Little Lion
Ser Sylvark Greyjoy, the faithful companion
Queen Tovansa Frey
Protector of the Realm
Khaleesi Tovaryn Targaryen
The Ghost of Harrenhal
Ser Tovaheon Baelish
The Kingslayer
I'm the bomb Baelish and a KingslayerBaelish be on fleek
Lord Tovasei Baelish
First of Her Name
Khaleesi Tovaysa Lannister
King Sylvaysa Baratheon
Im addcited addicted
Same addicicicied
Red Priest Tovarys Mormont
First Sword of Braavos
That is really close to Tovaerys
Red Priestess Sylvansa
Prince Tovador Stark
Defender of the Vale
Tovador?
Seriously?
Sylvador
That sounds terrible
Tovariah
These are getting worse-Sylvansa
-Sylvarya
-Sylvaerys
-Sylvarey
-Sylvark
Lady Tovador Arryn
Mother of Dragons
Tovandre
Princess Tovaeen Tully
Warden of the North
That last one was kinda cute
Queen Tovaryn Frey
The Last Dragon
OOOH YOURE A DRAGON
Lady Tovasei Lannister
The Brave Companion
Princess Tovaerys Arryn
The Brave Companion
I got Tovaerys
Tovaogo Bolton
Tovaog??
seriously?
Yes
Terrible name
I'm going with Khaleesi Tovaerys Targayren Kingslayer First of Her Name and Son of Fire and Mother of Dragons
My Ex:
I actually had fun with my ex for the first time. We were playing Team Kahoot and we ruled it. Meaning we got every question right and got 1st every time. And he gave me a pat on the head. WTF
{Please do not ask what this image is I don't know.}
3 eyed Raven:
"And Now this vision will end right as were about to really maybe tell you R+L=J is a thang."
Thanks,David and D.B
Arthur Dayne and I don't have time for this shit. Okay