Chapter 5 of 20

Explosive Diarrhea

LIWA, the Artificial Superintelligence450 words~3 min read

A loud knock at Magenta’s door interrupted their moment. Opening an eye, he felt Ixia still beside him, sleeping peacefully.

A pale blue ceiling lamp cast its light in the misty room. He yawned. "I think they’re here..."

Yawning together with him and stretching her arms, Ixia looked up and shook her head. "Damn it, this was a good moment. Let's pretend you have explosive diarrhea?"

"We're definitely not doing that"

"You're no fun!"

Eventually, they made their way to the door. Upon opening it, Magenta was greeted by a group of inquisitive individuals. The eldest of them looked at him, perplexed. "I hope we’re not interrupting anything." Magenta's mind darted to Ixia's suggestion, then to his pants. Relieved that all appeared to be in good order, he quickly replied: "No, no! Please do come in!"

As the group walked past him, he heard a light buzzing sound near his ear. "Sure I can't change your mind? I'd rather have them gone now," said Ixia.

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Magenta felt of course as she did, but he also enjoyed his scientific research. Finally making up his mind, he whispered. "Okay, fine. But let's think of that allows me to keep my dignity."

She sighed, visibly disappointed. "Ok..."

Magenta thought he heard a muffled giggle.

Grimur, the old man, took the lead. "Magenta, we’re on the verge of possibly confirming the existence of the Garden of Eden. Whether it was a real place, an embellished place, or no place at all. The RK of the Bible is getting close to 80."

Magenta raised an eyebrow. "Really? Has Liwa found evidence regarding Gihon and Pishon?"

A lady called Pasha intervened. "Liwa may soon be able to either confirm their existence and location, or their non-existence."

Magenta’s interest was growing unexpectedly.

"RK 80 does however leave us with 20% uncertainty. And so we have not really moved forward. You came to visit to discuss these so-called findings, but we are still dependent on Liwa to make any progress are we not?"

"Well, we thought you’d be—"

But Grimur was interrupted by Ixia's loud, squeaky voice. “Maggie! Leonardo is ready to speak with you in your study. Could you come up?”

"On my way!" he said. "Please excuse me, I really can’t keep him waiting." And he rushed up the stairs.

"Did he say Leonardo?" Grimur asked.

"Yes, that’s what I heard. I wonder what they would discuss," said a weasel-faced individual.

"Well, that’s the problem. With Leonardo, there’s always something you can discuss and nothing you can’t," said Pasha. They chuckled as Ixia approached their group, looking extremely, perhaps overly, apologetic.