âIâm going to fucking murder someone,â I shout as I throw my suit jacket across my office and slam my door.
âSeems as though the meeting went well,â JP says from where heâs leaning against the expansive wall of windows in my office.
âSeems as though it went incredibly well,â Breaker offers from where heâs lying across my leather couch.
Ignoring my brothersâ sarcasm, I grip my hair and turn toward the view of Los Angeles. Itâs a clear day today, fresh rain from the night before eliminating some of the smog in the air. Palm trees reach high to the sky, lining the roads, but look small compared to where my office sits above the rest.
âCare to gab about it?â JP asks while taking a seat in a chair.
I turn toward them, my brothers, the two idiots who have been by my side through thick and thin. Who have ridden the ups and downs of our lives. Who have dropped everything to join me in this crazy idea of taking over the real estate market in Los Angeles with the money Dad left us when he passed. Weâve built this empire together.
But the smarmy looks on their faces makes me want to punt their goddamn dicks out of my office.
âDoes it look like I want to about it?â
âNo.â Breaker smirks. âBut fuck do we want to hear all about it.â
Of course they do.
Because they were the ones who said I shouldnât meet with Dave Toney.
They were the ones who said it was going to be a waste of my time.
They were the ones who laughed when I said I had a meeting with him today.
And they were the ones who sarcastically said good luck as I walked out the door.
But I wanted to prove them wrong.
I wanted to show them that I could convince Dave Toney that he needed to work with Cane Enterprises.
Spoiler alertâI did not convince him.
Capitulating to my brothersâ stares, I take a seat as well and let out a long sigh. âFuck,â I mutter.
âLet me guess, he didnât fall for your charm?â Breaker asks. âBut youâre so personable.â
âThat shit shouldnât matter.â I slam my finger into the armrest of my plush leather chair. âThis is business, not some goddamn parade of nurturing friendships and coddling one another.â
âI think he missed something in business school,â JP says to Breaker. âBecause wasnât fostering business relationships an entire course?â His sarcasm is grating on my nerves.
âI believe it was,â Breaker says.
âI went in there and kissed his assâwhat more does he want?â
âDid you wear lipstick? Not sure his girlfriend would appreciate finding another pair of lips on her manâs ass cheeks.â Breaker smirks.
âI hate you. I really fucking hate you.â
Breaker lets out a bark of a laugh while JP says, âHate to say it, but . . . we told you so, bro. Dave Toney doesnât work with just anyone. Heâs a different breed in this city. Many have tried to break into the vast amount of real estate he owns; many have failed. Why did you think youâd be any different?â
âBecause weâre Cane Enterprises,â I shout. âEveryone wants to fucking work with us. Because we have the largest real estate portfolio in Los Angeles. Because we can turn a broken-down building into a million-dollar business in a year. We know what the fuck weâre doing, and Dave Toney, although successful, has some dead pieces of land on his hands thatâs hurting his business. He knows it, I fucking know it, and I want to take those pieces of land off his hands.â
JP grips his chin and asks, âWhat precisely did you say to him? I hope not that? Because, although your little speech made my nipples hard, I doubt heâd appreciate the tone.â
I roll my eyes. âI said something along those lines.â
âYou realize Dave Toney is a prideful man, right?â Breaker asks. âIf you insult him, heâs not going to want to work with you.â
âI didnât insult him,â I shout. âI was trying to get on an even playing field, you know, let him see that Iâm a pretty normal guy.â
Both of my brothers scoff.
âI am a normal guy.â
JP and Breaker exchange glances and then both lean forward, and I know whatâs coming: a classic come-to-Jesus moment. They like to perform them on me from time to time.
âYou know we love you, right?â Breaker asks. And so it begins.
âWeâre here for you, whenever you need us,â JP adds.
I drag my hand over my face. âJust get the fuck on with it.â
âYouâre not normal. Youâre anything but normal. None of us are. We live in Beverly Hills, are constantly invited to premieres and celebrity gatherings, and have been in the headlines on Page Six many times. Thereâs nothing normal about us. Dave Toney, now . . . heâs normal.â
âHow the fuck so?â I ask. âBecause he doesnât get invited to celebrity after-parties?â
Breaker shakes his head. âNo, because heâs down-to-earth. Approachable. You could easily grab a beer with him in a bar and not feel the least bit intimidated. Youâre the exact opposite. Youâre flashy.â
âIâm not flashy.â
JP nods at my watch. âNice Movadoâis it new?â
I glance down at it. âGot it last weekââ I raise my eyes to meet my brothersâ knowing looks. âAm I not allowed to spend my hard-earned money?â
âYou are,â JP says. âThe way you live your life is completely acceptable. The house, the car . . . the watch, all earned and rightfully so, but if you want to connect with Dave Toney, then youâre going to have to get on a different level. And that doesnât mean dressing down, because heâll see right through that. He already knows youâre a flashy guy. But he needs to see you in a different light.â
âOoo, I like that,â Breaker says. âA different light. Thatâs what he needs.â He taps his chin. âBut what would that light be?â
Irritated, I get up from my chair and grab my suit jacket from where I tossed it. âWhile you two morons think about it, Iâm going to grab lunch.â
âIf only Toney could see this moment, where Huxley Cane doesnât ask his assistant to grab him lunch but, like a mere peasant, walks the streets of Los Angeles to fetch his own food,â JP says.
I slip on my jacket, despite the heat outside. Ignoring them, I cross toward my door.
âCould you grab us something?â Breaker calls out.
Sighing, I call back, âText me what you want from the deli.â
âPickles. All the goddamn pickles,â JP yells as I make my way down the office hallway to the elevator. Luckily, the doors slide open for me, so I step in, press the lobby button, and lean against the wall, hands stuffed in my pants pockets.
I donât even know what that means. And I know Iâm a businessman whoâs made deals with people Iâve gotten along with, but Iâve also made deals with people I absolutely despise. The difference between me and Dave ToneyâI donât give a fuck who takes my money or who I sell to. Business is business, and if itâs a good deal, Iâm going to take it.
I offered Dave a fucking good-as-shit deal today, better than what he deserves, if Iâm honest. And instead of shaking my hand and accepting it, he sat back in his office chair, scratched the side of his cheek, and said, âI donât know. Iâm going to have to sit on this.â
Sit on it.
Sit on my goddamn deal.
No one sits on my deals; they take them and thank Jesus Christ Himself for doing business with Cane Enterprises.
I push through the elevator doors when they part, weave my way through the busy lobby, and then head out of the office building toward the hole-in-the-wall deli thatâs just down the road. Two blocks. I donât usually send my assistant, Karla, to grab me food, because it makes me feel like an assholeâdespite what people might think of meâand I also enjoy the second to get out and breathe some fresh air.
fresh air But it gives me a second to reset before I get back behind my desk, where I control our billion-dollar operation with my keyboard.
My phone beeps in my pocket and I donât bother looking at it because I know itâs JP and Breakerâs orders. I donât even know why I told them to text me, because they get the same thing every time. Same as me. Philly cheesesteak with extra mushrooms. And, of course, pickles. Itâs our go-to sandwich. Something that we donât eat often, but when we do head to the deli, itâs our usual.
The sidewalk is more crowded than normal. Summer has hit Los Angeles, meaning tourists are sweeping in, celebrity bus tours will be at their max, and driving on the 101 is going to be a hellish nightmare. Lucky for me, I only live thirty minutes from the office.
As I approach the deli, a familiar black SUV pulls up in front of it. When the door opens, I catch sight of Dave Toneyâspeak of the devilâstepping out of the vehicle. What are the odds?
Whatever they are, they look like theyâre in my favor. Nothing like a good follow-up to try to secure the deal. Maybe JP was right, Dave Toney might change his mind when he sees me picking up lunch. Thatâs definitely I button my suit jacket and pick up my pace. Never miss an opportunity in business. Never. As I grow closer, Iâm dangerously caught off guard when I see a feminine hand pop out of the vehicle behind Dave. I slow down and zero in on the hand . . . the small hand with a VERY big engagement ring on it.
Holy shit, Dave is engaged?
Iâm assuming he is, since heâs holding the womanâs hand.
But engaged . . . hell, how did I miss that?
Usually Iâm aware of suchâ
My thoughts pause and I blink a few times as the fiancée turns, giving me a profile view.
Holy . . . fuck.
Looks like the engagement isnât the biggest surprise of the day.
Thanks to her tight-fitting dress and slender frame, thereâs no doubt in my mind that Dave Toneyâs fiancée is pregnant.
Dave Toney, engaged with a baby on the way. How . . . when?
He waves to the driver, shuts the door, and then glances behind him, just enough for us to make eye contact. His eyebrows lift in surprise and then he turns all the way around and waves to me. âCane, didnât expect to see you on the streets.â
Yeah, neither of us expected to see each other, but Iâm not going to let the shock of this new development rattle me.
Showtime.
I plaster on a smile.
âJust enjoying the sultry California sun while on my way to get lunch for me and my brothers.â I walk up to him and extend my hand. He gives it a brief shake. âThis deli is our favorite.â
âIs that right?â Dave asks in surprise. âItâs Ellieâs too. Iâve never been, but she was telling me they have the best pickles.â
âMy brothers are a sucker for the pickles as well.â I hold my hand out to his fiancée. âYou must be Ellie.â
âShit, thatâs rude of me,â Dave says with an awkward laugh. âYes, this is Ellie. Ellie, this is Huxley Cane.â
âItâs a pleasure to meet you,â Ellie says in a very sweet southern voice. One that Iâve heard before.
I shake her hand and then let go, only to say, âLet me guess, youâre from Georgia?â
Her smile brightens. âI am. You could tell?â
Yup, this bodes well for me.
âMy grandma is a self-proclaimed Georgia Peach. I spent many brutal, humidity-filled summers out on her screened-in porch, rocking on chairs with her as she filled me in on the latest town gossip.â
âReally? Whereabout?â
âPeachtree City.â
Her eyes widen in delight. She presses her hand to her chest. âI grew up in Fayetteville, just east of Peachtree. Wow, what a small world.â
Yes. Yes, indeed. Especially since my grandma actually resides in San Diego, and Iâve never been to Georgia, actually, but they donât need to know that. They also donât need to know I recognize her accent because I dated a girl in college from Peachtree City. All semantics.
Delighted with the small connection Iâm making in Daveâs world, I turn toward him, only to be met by a very territorial-looking man. Uh-oh. Jaw clenched, brows narrowed, his eyes find no humor in our small . . . very small world.
Dude is practically marking his territory with that angry snarl. I wouldnât be surprised if he started circling Ellie and peeing all around her.
Given what he knows about me, flashy, a flirt, Mr. Page Sixânot recently, thank Godâhe must think Iâm a threat. Which, Iâm not. I mean, yeah, Ellie is a petite bundle of blonde. Pretty, with blue eyes, but sheâs also pregnantâtotal nightmareâand sheâs engaged, therefore, completely off the market.
But given what my brothers said, Dave probably doesnât see it that way when it comes to me.
Which means, I need to salvage this and fast.
But how . . .
How can I possibly make itâ
*Light bulb*
Did you see that brilliant flash of light? Yeah, an idea has emerged. It might not be smart. Itâs definitely not the most intelligent thing Iâve ever thought of, but Dave seems to be growing more and more tense by the second, so . . .
Here goes nothing.
âfamous last words.
âFayetteville, huh?â I wet my lips. Here goes. âWow, crazy. I think my fiancéeâs parents are from Palmetto. Isnât that just north?â
Yeah, fiancée. Told you it wasnât intelligent, but itâs the best Iâve got.
âYes, Palmetto is just north of it,â Ellie says with such joy, while Dave moves his hand around her waist in a protective embrace.
âFiancée?â he asks after clearing his throat. âYouâre engaged, Cane?â Thereâs genuine interest in his eyes and the tension that was collecting in his shoulders is slowly easing.
âYup.â
âHuh, Iâm surprised.â
I canât read him. Does he believe me? Is he testing me? Am I making this exponentially worse? I hope to fuck not. I donât want to lose this deal.
I refuse to let it slip through my fingers, not when Iâm so close. To have those properties would be exponentially beneficial to our portfolio, especially with what we have planned for them. And to snag a deal with the illusive Dave Toney would make me that much more victorious. My business mind takes over, leaving my common sense to the wind.
So, before I can change my mind on whatâs about to come out of my mouth, I swallow hard and say, âYup, engaged and . . . expecting.â
The minute the lie leaves my lips, a gross feeling takes over, because fuck, I know how hard some women try to get pregnant, and to lie about something like that . . . hell, it doesnât feel right. But like I said, common sense is nowhere to be found at this moment, itâs pure idiotic instinct.
âReally?â Ellie cheers. âOh my gosh.â She rubs her belly. âSo are we. Dave, isnât that exciting?â
âThat really is.â Daveâs face morphs from unsure, protective boyfriend to . . . to a look I havenât seen on him before. Compassion.
Understanding.
Dare I sayâcamaraderie?
I stick my hands in my suit pants pockets to keep them from fidgeting as I tell the biggest goddamn lie of my life.
âYeah, my grandma introduced me to her back in Peachtree. It was one of those love-at-first-sight meet-cutes.â
Ellie clasps her hands together. âOh, I love meet-cutes.â
I shrug. âYeah, and we hit it off quickly.â I attempt to gaze off toward the sky as I think about my imaginary pregnant fiancée and how much I *gulp* love her. âWe did things a little backwards, with getting pregnant first, but I guess weâve never done anything right, according to societyâs timelines.â
âSame,â Dave says, and I see it, right there in his eyes. A new appreciation for me. This is what the boys were talking about. This was what Dave needed, to see me as a âhuman.â
This is me, meeting Dave on a new level. Connecting on a new level. In this moment, he doesnât see me as the flashy, take-no-prisoners businessman, but rather, someone he can ask out for a beer and talk through his worries about becoming a father.
This might very well be exactly the kind of in I needed. A little chitchat, an acute white lie that isnât going to hurt anyone. He doesnât have to actually meet this imaginary girl. He doesnât even need to know much about her. Just the idea of her makes me that much more appealing.
Huh, maybe this wasnât such a bad idea after all.
Maybe this was actually pure brilliancy at its finest.
Mark my wordsâby this time tomorrow, heâll be calling me up, no longer willing to sit on my offer, but more likely willing to take it.
âDave, wouldnât it be absolutely divine to have Huxley and his fiancée over for dinner?â
Ehhh, what now?
Dinner?
Ellie clasps her hands together and continues, âIt would be so lovely to talk with people in our same situation.â Leaning forward, Ellie says, âFamily has been less than thrilled about us waiting to get married until after the baby is born. My parents are quite traditional.â
Sweat breaks out on my upper lip as I try to keep my face neutral.
A dinner date.
With my âfiancée.â
Oh . . . fuck.
Abort, Cane. ABORT!
âThat would be wonderful,â Dave says with a jovial smile.
FUCK!
âHow does Saturday night work?â he continues.
Saturday night?
Double fuck!
Thatâs four days from now.
Four fucking days to not only find a fiancée, but a pregnant fiancée.
âOh, give him a second to talk about it with his girl,â Ellie says. Iâd say thank God for Ellie, but the anxiety-ridden dinner date was her idea. âWhy donât you get back to Dave and then let me know if itâs a go. I love cooking. I could make us a real southern meal if youâd like.â
My mind is already formulating excuses as to why my fiancée and I wonât be able to make Saturday work.
âAnd maybe we can talk about the deal some more,â Dave says with a genuine smile.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Canât say no, now. Not at the risk of securing the deal.
Christ.
Despite the desert that is my mouth, I swallow hard and nod. âYup.â My voice cracks. âSaturday sounds great.â
âWonderful.â Ellie claps her hands. âOh, I canât wait. Iâm going to make my best peach cobbler and collard greens. Dave will exchange information with you.â
âPerfect,â I say with a shaky smile. What the hell am I getting myself into?
âOh, babe, weâre going to be late. Letâs stop by the deli after our classâthat okay?â Dave asks.
âAs long as I can get double the pickles,â Ellie says while pressing a kiss to Daveâs lips.
The PDA makes my stomach roll. Itâs not that I find them repulsive, but itâs a stark reminder of the hole I just dug for myself.
âOkay, weâre off to Lamaze class. Talk soon,â Dave says with a wave.
I give them a wave in return, hoping my hand doesnât look shaky, and without going into the deli, I turn around and head back to the office, my mind swirling with how to get out of this fuck-up.