She squatted down in front of him, facing away, slung his arms over her shoulders, and held his buttocks with both hands. She stood up and started walking down the mountain.
âThat makes sense.â He nodded solemnly, âWife, remember what you said, you must never put a green hat on me⦠otherwise Iâll die with my eyes openâ¦â
âAlright, alright. Youâre not dead yet, donât worry about whether the hat is green or not.â In case one day she changes her heart and falls for another man, itâs possible. Itâs better not to make such a difficult promise recklessly.
She doesnât love him, so it seems unfair to discuss changing hearts.
She stood up with him on her back, nearly slipping, but managed to steady herself.
âWife, be careful!â He cared for her, weakly said, âWife, donât carry me anymoreâ¦just leave me here and when the rain stops, have the villagers carry me backâ¦â
âYou mean to have the villagers carry your dead body, right?â If it were usual, she would have definitely left him here. But when she thought of his pitiful appearance just now, still calling for her as if he were dying, she felt a lingering touch, so she didnât leave him.
âWife, there really are ghosts on Hanging Neck Mountainâ¦â He rested his chin on her shoulder and said with fear, âI saw a red-dressed female ghost just nowâ¦â
She frowned, âI saw it too.â
âDid you really see it?â
âHmm.â
He became deeply worried, âFrom now on, you really shouldnât come here⦠Iâm really afraid youâll be scared to death by the ghosts on the mountainâ¦â
âWerenât you going to pass out? Why are you still not fainting after so long?â
âSeeing you scared me awakeâ¦â
She pinched his ass hard, and he screamed in pain, âWife, youâre eating my tofu!â
âI didnât.â
âYou were obviously pinching my assâ¦â
She remembered, while teasing Xiao Qinghe, she also pinched Qingheâs butt. She swears to the heavens that it wasnât intentional. At that time, she hadnât agreed to try to get along with Xiao Yuchuan yet, and she was always thinking about running away.
She wouldnât pinch Qingheâs ass later.
Thatâs too frivolous.
She is a proper⦠not very well-behaved person.
Why are the reactions so different for the same thing? She remembered that Xiao Qinghe seemed to be so shy that he didnât even resist.
Just Chuan howling.
She innocently said, âI really didnât want to touch such a private place, but Iâm carrying you now. If I want to pinch you to death, and also kindly donât want to throw you down the mountain, I can only pinch you wherever my hand can reach. Donât blame me for eating your rotten tofu, Iâm not interested!â
âWhat sister or not sister?â Xiao Yuchuan leaned on her shoulder and got excited, âWife, youâre so much younger than me, youâre my sister⦠No, youâre my wife⦠Wife, wife, wifeâ¦â
The heavy rain drowned out his voice, and her hearing⦠has been very good since she stopped being deaf, âThird Brother, just faint, will you?â
âWhat if I canât faint?â He excitedly said, âI was about to die, but seeing you, my wife, brought me back to life in an instantâ¦â
âI canât tell that I have this effect, just by seeing someone once, I can bring them back from the brink of death.â
âWife, I even have a bit of strength in me nowâ¦â He moved, âWife, let me carry youâ¦â
âYou canât carry me.â She frowned, âDonât move aroundâ¦â
âPut me down, Iâll walk myself⦠â
âYou canât walkâ¦â
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