Having said that, another loud fart came, âSmell it again, it really doesnât stink⦠Next time, Iâll let out a silent one that will stinkâ¦â
âEnough.â She said with a cold face, âDonât fart again.â
âWifeâ¦â He blushed with embarrassment, âI want to let out another oneâ¦â
âNo.â
âCan you not fart for a whole day?â
âIâ¦â She was lost for words. This was a difficult challenge, what if she couldnât hold it in when she needed to fartâ¦
âThere you go, you canât even not fart for a day.â He said earnestly, âJust let your husband do it.â
She stiffly nodded.
Puff puff! He let out two farts in a row, taking a deep breath, âSo refreshing!â He grinned at her, âI accidentally let out an extra one, my dear wife wonât mind, will she?â
She rolled her eyes at him, âYou illiterate tough guy!â
âSo, are cultured people not supposed to fart?â
ââ¦â Thatâs not really the point.
âWho knows, they might fart louder than me.â
ââ¦â Is that possible?
He scratched his head, âWife, do you know why I always manage to leave you speechless?â
âWhy?â
âBecause this illiterate guy is speaking reason to a cultured person like you.â
She was at a loss for words, âAre you implying that I donât make sense?â
âI didnât say that.â He shrugged, âIf you insist on thinking that way, then thereâs nothing I can do.â
âYouâ¦â She frowned in frustration, âJust get to the point.â
He became serious, âMy dear, I want to tell you how I got poisoned.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
She replied coldly, âYou donât have to.â
âNo, you have to know.â He saw her leaving and quickly grabbed her, âI donât want there to be any barriers between us.â
âThen go ahead.â She agreed to listen.
He began, âHave you heard of Lady Lu in town, whose late husband was named Lu Haoyuan?â
She nodded, âIâve heard some of it during my time in town. There was a Lu Family, and their master was named Lu Haoyuan. Lu Haoyuan had a wife, Chen Hongyu, and a concubine, Ruan Qingqing. Both women were stunningly beautiful and got along well, which made many men envious. Unfortunately, the main wife, Chen Hongyu, couldnât bear any children, but the concubine, Ruan Qingqing, gave birth to a son, Lu Xiaoyuan. Chen Hongyu was known for her kindness and treated the concubineâs son as her own. One day, Lu Haoyuan took his son on a trip. The son drowned, and in an attempt to save him, Lu Haoyuan himself drowned as well. A passerby saw this and couldnât help but lament. Lu Haoyuanâs sacrifice for his son became a widely praised story in town.
The main wife, Madame Lu Chen Hongyu, was beautiful and still charming. She was known for her virtues and grace in town. After her husbandâs death, she managed the Lu Residence well and excelled in business, keeping the family from going downhill. Itâs said that Ruan Qingqing, Lu Haoyuanâs concubine, couldnât take the news of her husband and sonâs death and went insane. Chen Hongyu took care of her attentively, and often helped Ruan Qingqingâs parental family as well. Everyone praised Madame Luâs virtuous character. Later, Ruan Qingqing set fire to the backyard of the Lu Residence and accidentally burned herself to death.â
âThatâs just the surface.â Xiao Yuchuan said gravely, âAt first, I had thought that was the way things were. But thatâs not the case. It was the year I turned eighteen, and there was a house in the Lu familyâs backyard that needed repair. The Lu Residence hired part-time workers, and I went there along with two brothers from town who often did part-time work together. At first, I also admired Chen Hongyuâs virtuous reputation. Once, at the Lu Residence, I found a jade bracelet. I could tell from the color, even though I was poor, that it was very valuable. It must have been lost by Lady Lu or one of her guests at the Lu Residence.â