Chapter 8: CH 7

I Was Heartbroken, So I Became A VTuber, But Then I Became Popular with the Older LadiesWords: 7336

[Huuuuuuuuuuuh?!]

I unconsciously let out a huge exclamation of surprise.

I almost let my real voice slip out; that was a close call.

scream tskr

even her scream’s cute

i NEED to go to comiket (sense of duty)

Yuru Kakizaki: Don’t worry, I won’t force you into anything. Take your time to think about it later, it’s all good.

mama yuru is so kind

i can’t believe she was so intense just a little while ago, lol

[But I’m grateful for this amazing opportunity. I’ll definitely think about it!]

if youre showing up in person, im totally going to comiket

i hope I can file a leave from work…

if they reject my leave letter, ill quit my job, no joke

lol someone’s really putting their life on the line for this

[Oh, and if I do end up going, don’t force yourselves, okay?]

aww so sweet

so kind

no overdoing. noted

well I wanna go so i might push myself a little bit

im going to the frontlines of the battlefield so i should be fine

[Okay, um, the sudden turn of events caught me off guard a little, but I want to talk about the survey I mentioned!]

im curious

wonder what it is

im excited

[Here’s the deal! I’m taking requests for games you want me to play, things you want me to try, or even dishes you want me to cook!]

for real?

as long as it’s within Yotube’s guidelines, anything goes, right?

Seriously? You must be god…

WeeFitRing…(whisper

polis there’s a demon here

[Of course, I’ll only do those within Yotube’s guidelines. I plan on responding to as many as possible, so feel free to drop your requests in the request box on Tweeter!]

aw yis

wonder what should I request…

i wanna see you play a horror game

maybe a dating sim?

but I guess dating sims might be too boring for viewers…

ah, that’s true

[Oh, and, I’m not afraid of horror games at all! Bring it on!!!]

oho?

I sense a flag here

show us what you’ve got

i swooned just imagining you getting scared

[Nghh…]

[A-Anyway! I won’t get scared, just so you know! I’m being honest! Give me any game!]

hehe, imma make you play the scariest horror game…

hey, don’t bully her! …though I kinda wanna see that myself

make up your mind dude

[All right, we only have a little time left, so one last announcement! I’ll fulfill one request for a catchphrase or sing one song right now!]

wha-

Seriously?

aw yea

hmm, what should I make her say

Yuru Kakizaki: A-Anything? Are you sure?

mama yuru lololol

she took the bait xd

[But first, we need to hit ten comments! Ready, start!]

say I love you onii-chan

say I love you onee-chan

sing Sen***zakura pls

sing Me*t pls

sing koi☆**na pls

please cosplay

Yuru Kakizaki: Say I love you Yuru onee-chan.

please do an offline collab with mama yuru

pls beg mama Yuru for a new outfit

Yuru Kakizaki: Huh-

Imagine asking for a new outfit on the debut stream

new outfit lmfaooo

[Wha…]

not surprised she’d react that way www

bet

I guess snipers have this side to them too

ROFL

[Hmm, I guess I can try saying it?]

[Yuru onee-chan, I want to wear new clothes you think would look good on me.]

Yuru Kakizaki: A-Ah…

endure it

i can still keep going

you can do this, me

i almost reached for my wallet

[Is that…a no?]

Yuru Kakizaki:

did she leave?

I think she did

where can I superchat you?

lemme superchat pls

saying that in a pleading voice is unfair

i call this foul play

[Ehehe, just kidding! Next time I commission a new outfit, I’ll wait until I have enough money from monetizing before asking Mama Yuru.]

Yuru Kakizaki: Wait, give me a day.

wait what

say sike right now

a day is crazy

what abt the 3d model tho

the rigging doesn’t come for free, true

[Huh?! I don’t want to force you, Mama Yuru! It’s fine! Really!]

Yuru Kakizaki: It’s okay. Don’t worry about the rigging.

no, that’s not the point here lol

Mama Yuru is going on a rampage lol

[Urk…okay, that’s it for today!]

huh

really?

aww don’t go

lemme hear your voice more

when’s your next stream?

Yuru Kakizaki: Don’t forget what I told you about Comiket, okay?

Ma www Ma www Yu www Ru www

mama yuru is so aggressive xD

[Thanks for coming to my stream today, everyone♪

There were…a few unexpected things…But!

My next stream is scheduled in three days! It’ll probably be for an hour or two long, starting at 7 pm. I hope to see you there!]

ah, enduring for 3 days is ezpz

totally doable

nooooooooooo!!! i’m on night shift that day!!!

Ill be there to watch

Yuru Kakizaki: I’ll definitely watch.

looks like mama yuru’s been brainwashed

doesn’t that also apply to us?

[Well then, onii-chans and onee-chans, good night♪]

nini

don’t goo

Don’t go yet :>115

you called?

117: Name: Anon Onee-chan

>>115

i have been summoned

118: Name: Anon Onii-chan

I missed the stream, how was it?

119: Name: Anon Onii-chan

mama yuru was wack

120: Name: Anon Onii-chan

121: Name: Anon Onii-chan

there’s a chance that yuka’s going to comiket

122: Name: Anon Onee-chan

>>121

Huh? A VTuber actually attending in person?

123: Name: Anon Onii-chan

well, she’s technically an indie, so it’s something she can do

124: Name: Anon Onii-chan

If she turns out to be a beauty IRL, that would be the perfect package.

125: Name: Anon Onee-chan

Wait, was it just me who felt something was off during the stream?

Yuka-chan said her crush got a boyfriend, but I was confused if it was a guy or a girl.

126: Name: Anon Onii-chan

>>125

now that you mention it…

but if you think about it for once, a guy using a voice changer to sound like that is impossible

127: Name: Anon Onee-chan

Or…she could be an effeminate man.

128: Name: Anon Onii-chan

yeah no lmaoo

but if she really is, it’s plausible

there aren’t many real-life effeminate male vtubers

129: Name: Anon Onee-chan

>>128

True.

130: Name: Anon Onii-chan

And if it’s a guy, calling herself “boku” is all the more possible.

131: Name: Anon Onii-chan

well, we’ll find out eventually

The netizens’ predictions were pretty spot on, but it remains to be seen how many people will realize Yuki’s true identity on the day of the event.

—Yura’s POV—

My name is Yura Yusa, the younger sister of Kaoru Yusa, who goes by the name Yuru Kakizaki online.

One day, I heard a loud noise coming from my sister’s room. When I went in to check, I found her collapsed on the floor, face beet-red and bleeding from her nose.

It seemed like she was on a call, so I told the other person we had to end the conversation to take care of my sister.

“Onee-chan, are you okay?”

“Sorry, Yura.”

“What happened?”

“Well, you heard me talking about Comiket earlier, right?”

“Yeah, the one where the person behind Yuka-chan is going to attend.”

“While we were talking, he said something cute to tease me.”

“Okay. And how’s that related?”

“We told each other’s real names for future reference.”

“I see. So what’s his name?”

“Yuki Himemura.”

“Even the name is cute. Isn’t that cheating?”

“Yeah, well, in retaliation for what I said, he called me Kaoru onee-chan, and I almost died.”

“You’re beyond help, I swear.”

“But he’s just so cute, can you really blame me?!”

“I understand your feelings.”

“But you can’t keep having nosebleeds like this.”

“Ugh…”

“I hope you can build up some resistance through the streams.”

“I’ll try my best…”

I dare say it.

My sister is also cute.