Azmanages to charm the Patriarch of the Herd into forgetting her rudeness. I tryto follow the conversation, but the fast-paced, stilted formality loses me. Ifigure my role is to stand behind her and just generally look threatening. Itâsa role I excel at.
Whenshe pinches my arm, I bow to the Patriarch. He bows in return. Formality. Thecentaurs eat it up.
âOurhonored brother, the Alpha of Pack Houstonian,â the Patriarch greets. âIt is ashame that we must meet under these circumstances.â
âIam grieved over the loss of your people,â I say.
Itâslame, but itâs the best I can come up with. I donât know how he can stand thereso calmly with centaur corpses only a few feet away. If they were Shiftercorpses, there isnât a force in the universe that would stop me from seekingout the killer and exacting retribution. I sure as hell wouldnât wait forcivilian law enforcement.
âRick,âGreer says as he slaps me on the back. âYou made good time.â
Touchingme? Heâs touching me? After I had to give up my morning to answer his summons? AfterI had to watch one of his rookies embarrass the department and all mankind withhis quick trigger? All it takes is one low growl to get Greer to remove hishand before I remove it for him. At the elbow.
âMsâ¦,âGreer scratches his head. âI donât know that I got your last name.â
âStanton.Az Stanton.â Az holds out her hand for Greer to shake. He keeps it brief. Goodfor him. âMaybe youâve met my brother Ike?â
âThearchitect. Mousy little thing,â Greer says, mostly to himself. âYeah, I can seethe resemblance now. Face and nose. I see it.â
Peopleare, generally, stupid. The only thing Ike and Az have in common is color ofhair and shade of skin. If Greer is the best the HPD has to offer, weâre all indeep shit.
ThePatriarch looks at Az askance but doesnât call her out. I donât know if heâsmet the Mage of New Orleans; itâs possible he knows her true parentage. I canonly hope that the centaurâsâ distrust of witches wonât extend to Az.
âWhathas your expert said about the death of Claire Eras?â Greer asks.
Princesswraps her arm around mine again. âShe was murdered. The killer used -.â
âAstralprojection,â I interrupt.
Herhead jerks up so quickly Iâm surprised her neck doesnât snap. Stormy blue eyesnarrow a fraction. In times like these, I almost wish for telepathy. Come on,Princess. Donât contradict me. If we can figure out that someone is from one ofthe old families because they used the Rite of Yulaga, then that someone canfigure out that from an oldfamily because you recognized the rite, too. Come , Princess.
Azblinks. She turns back to Greer and offers up that brilliant,thought-scattering smile. âTechnically, the killer used Poerign. Itâs a spell. Anextreme form of astral projection. The caster has a measure of influence overphysical surroundings.â
âWhowould be able to perform such a spell?â
Azshakes her head and clucks her tongue as if sheâs disappointed in Greer. âIwill tell you everything you want to know about Poerign at a later date. We arenot here to discuss the late Claire Eras. We are here for other, more pressing,matters.â
Greerâsears turn a fascinating shade of crimson. He puffs out his cheeks and blows outa breath. One arm sweeps out to encompass the trashed club. âIt was a waitressâsbirthday, so the staff and a few regulars stayed after closing time tocelebrate. Around four this morning, five male humanoids burst in through theback doors, killed one busboy on kitchen cleanup, and then started in on themain room. They took out two of the bouncers first.â
âFivemale humanoids?â I donât believe it. Five men did all this damage? The club iscompletely trashed. From what Iâve seen of the corpses, they did not go downeasily. This looks like the scene of a massacre.
âIâvescanned the security tapes. Events correlate with witness statements. Theaggressors are large but they appear to be humanoid.â Greer leads the grimprocession to the bodies of two dead centaurs near the swinging doors to thekitchen. âThese are the bouncers.â
Thecentaur closest to the door has fewer defensive wounds. The attackers likelysurprised him when they burst out of the kitchen. The blood pool around him isexpansive. His throat is torn open. The edges are jagged. Could be a serratedweapon, but my moneyâs on a claw. Or teeth.
Theother centaur is a mess of deep gashes, shallow cuts, and swollen bruises. Compoundfracture of the right ulna. Left arm looks like someone ran it through a meatgrinder. His throat is intact, but thereâs a gaping hole where his heart shouldbe. I lean in to get a better look at the wound. All I can smell is centaurblood. No gunshot, then. No smooth edges from a blade. Ripped out? By ahumanoid? It doesnât add up.
âIthink Iâm gonna hurl,â Az groans as she lowers herself to a crouch beside me. âCentaurblood smells like rotten bananas.â
Yeah,it does. In a minute, Iâm going to ask her what it tastes like. I should havetossed a few barf bags in that purse of hers. âLook at his heart.â
Shepresses a hand over her mouth and another over her stomach. âI am.â
âCoulda spell do that?â
âYes.â
Hereyes widen as understanding dawns. She swallows twice; her stomach burbles. God,I hope she doesnât puke. For a hotshot detective, Greer has an awfullysympathetic stomach. He can handle the goriest crime scenes, but itâs like achain reaction if someone else loses it first.
âWhichone?â I ask.
âOh,there are a few. Ulain gives the caster the strength of twenty men. The Rite ofIlli creates a fireball that melts flesh.â Her eyes drop down to the corpse atour feet. One pink-varnished nail points at the uncharred chest wound. âGuessthat oneâs out of the question. Still, someone could have used the Graingaspell. Thatâs a nasty one.â
âWeârenot here for guessing games, Az,â I remind her.
âOh,Rick, donât make me do this,â she begs. She even manages to squeeze out a fattear. âPlease?â
âIfMs. Stanton doesnât want to use her unique skills we can wait for the resultsto come in from the forensic lab. Theyâve already taken swabs,â Greer says,hovering over us like a thundercloud.
Iignore him. This is between me and a member of my pack. A member currently indanger of disobeying a direct order. I fold a hand over hers and drag the tipof her index finger across the edges of the chest wound before holding thefinger up to her lips.
âIam not waiting around for results when something capable of is in my city.â My eyes are lockedon Azâs. I donât get off on making her do things she doesnât want to do, butlife isnât about doing only what you want. I tap her finger against her bottomlip. âNow, Az.â
Herglare promises fiery retribution, but she sucks the tip of her finger into hermouth. She pales. For a minute, I fear sheâs going to vomit all over thecorpse, but she manages to hold it together. While she processes whatever sheâstasted, I retrieve one of the bottles of water from her purse, uncap it, andoffer it to her. On the way home weâll pick up several travel-sized bottles ofmouthwash. Iâm sure this wonât be the last time sheâll have to do this.
Shegulps water like a man in a desert. When the bottle is half-empty, she shovesit at me and wipes her mouth with the back of one shaking hand. âNo magic,â sherasps.
âWhat?âGreer asks.
âNomagic.â She wonât meet my gaze. Odd. âNoone used magic to kill this man.â
Irise and hold out a hand to help her up. She doesnât shove it aside, but sherises on her own. Eyes fixed firmly on the laces of her ridiculous shoes, sheshuffles closer to the Patriarch.
âIam so sorry for the pain your people felt. Knowing what I do about centaurs, Iam sure the pain was felt across the Herd.â She executes a neat curtsy. âI amalso sorry, so sorry, for this,â she says just before snatching the Patriarchâswrist and dragging her tongue across the center of his palm.
âAz!â
âMs.Stanton!â
Idonât know who is more mortified: Greer or me. The only two who appearunconcerned are the licker and the lickee.The Patriarch elegantly wipes his palm on a linen handkerchief. Once hishand is dry, he pats the top of Azâs head.
âItis quite all right, Alpha, Detective. It is common for readers to establish abaseline.â He dips his head to whisper in her ear. The rumble of his voice ispitched just low enough that I canât make out his exact words. I do hear hername â her true name. I guess that catâs out of the bag. Still, it doesnât looklike heâs going to announce that sheâs the Mage of New Orleansâs daughter.
âIâveonly tasted centaur blood once,â she explains with a grimace. âThat was in acontrolled setting, and it was ages ago. I had to make sure I was gettingthings right. Like Shifters, the magicâs an intrinsic part of centaurs. Woventhrough muscle and bone.â She weaves her fingers together to demonstrate. âItâsfundamental, the magic, canât separate it. Unbreakable bond. Canât hide it. Canâtchange it.â
Andsheâs starting to sound like Crazy Az. From one drop of centaur blood? Whyhadnât she said anything? If I had known it was going to affect her sostrongly, I wouldnât have pushed so hard. It isnât until I have her back by myside that I realize my mistake. Not craziness. Itâs apprehension. The tang ofnervousness rises in the air between us. It always reminds me of fresh garlic.
Standingsurrounded by death â horrific death â I canât blame her for being nervous. Well,actually, I can because that means she doesnât trust my ability to keep hersafe. Still, itâs an offense I can forgive under the circumstances.
âSono outside magic?â Greer asks.
âNope,âshe says. âNext, please?â
Thethird victim is a scantily clad succubus. Head twisted nearly off. A largechefâs knife protruding from somewhere uncomfortable. Judging by the blood trail down her thighs, though, it wasnâtpost-mortem. Sadistic bastards.
Idonât ask Az to test for magic. She does it anyway. There is no grimace, butthe nervousness doesnât go away. When we reach the fourth victim, a centaurwith two legs cut completely off, Princess gets over whatever bug crawled upher ass and wraps both arms around my waist.
âAreyou okay?â I ask, because I know the stubborn void wonât tell me when sheâsreached her limit.
âYes,âis the unusually terse response.
âWhatâswrong?â
âNothing.â
Itâsa lie. I can practically see the deception wafting off her. âNow is not thetime for games or petulance, Az.â
âNowis not the time to be a grouchy, demanding son of a bitch, but thatâs notstopping you. Letâs see you do this and see how cheery you are, sunshine.â Sheslaps a hand across her mouth before more vitriol can spill out. Her facescrunches up for a second before smoothing out into a placid mask. âSorry. Ihave no idea where that came from.â
Itake it as a sign that the atmosphere and the magic in the room are getting toher. Time for a little preventative action. Once weâre at the fifth victim â abisected leprechaun with steak knives through both eyes â I keep a hand on hershoulder when she kneels on the fringe of the blood pool.
âIcanât do leprechauns,â she says, without a trace of regret. âIâm allergic tothe toxins in their blood.â
Itmust be some sort of protection the race has in place to keep them off thesnack bar. Matt snacked on a leprechaun once and broke out in the nastiest caseof hives Iâve ever seen. Sheâs off the hook for the leprechaun because odds aresheâs a whiny patient. Besides, sheâs not on the pack insurance yet.
WhileGreer and the Patriarch are discussing the timetable for releasing the scene,Princess plucks something off the leprechaunâs sleeve. I expect her to hold upfor Greer to bag. She doesnât. She quickly sniffs it before folding her palm overit. Itâs one thing to steal a crystal from a crazy, homicidal witch, itâs quiteanother to steal evidence from a crime scene.
âIneed air!â she announces loudly.
Beforeanyone can respond, Az bounds to her feet and drags me out of the club. Shedoesnât let go of me until weâre a block from the club. She paces a quick,short circuit in front of a used bookstore. Her lips move but my ears canâtpick up any sound.
Unwillingto interrupt her thought process, I lean against the storeâs brick façade. WhenGreer pokes his head out of the club, I wave him off. If Az needs air, then Azis sure as hell going to get all the air she wants.
Aftera minute of pacing, she stops and pivots to face me. Her eyes flick from myboots to my face, down to my arm, and then back up at my face. âI canât decideif I want to kiss you or lick you,â she blurts.
âLick.âI know where her tongue has been, and I donât want it anywhere near mine. Likethe magnanimous alpha that I am, I pretend I donât see her eyeroll and offer upmy left arm.
Hertongue darts across the inside of my wrist. Twice. When she goes in for a thirdtaste, I pull my arm back. âNot an ice cream cone, Princess.â
âSaltedcaramel,â she mutters distractedly, staring at the object in her hand.
Okay.Iâm going to pretend I didnât hear that, either. âWhatâd you take? You justcanât steal shit from crime scenes. Not only is it illegal, but it tends tomake Greer pissy. If Greerâs pissy, then Iâm pissy, and that just makeseveryone miserable.â
âSmellthis,â she says just before shoving her hand in my face.
is a wad of matted, tan fur. I sniff. Process.Itâs familiar, but something is slightly off. I feel like I should recognizeit, but I donât. I canât quite place the scent. Whatever it is supposed to beis overshadowed by the acrid odor of dark magic.
âIknow, right?â Az grins and stuffs the fur in her pocket. âItâs like my brainwants to say Shifter, but itâs not.â
âYouthink thatâs Shifter fur.â
âIthink someone wants us to believe itâs Shifter fur. The same scent and taste areall over the bodies.â She winds her arms around her waist and resumes pacing. âItâslike how cheap, artificial vanilla is the same but not. When it first hits yourtaste buds, you go, âokay, this is vanilla,â but then that chemical aftertaste coatsyour mouth and you know itâs the fake stuff.â
âThisis cheap vanilla.â I think Iâm actually keeping up with her, which frightens memore than I can say.
âCheapShifter,â she agrees. âKnockoff. Except itâs not chemicals. Itâs magic.â
âYousaid there was no magic.â
Theexpression on her face clearly indicates she doubts my level of intelligence. âYes.Because Iâm going to announce, in front of Detective Kiss Ass and the Patriarchwho just lost three of his Herd, that I think a not-Shifter killed sevenpeople.â
âIfGreer had seen a Shifter on the surveillance tapes, he sure as shit would havesaid something already.â Then again, itâs not a lot of fur. Probably from anarm. So itâs possible that there was no actual Shift. Fur sprouts when emotionsrun high. Itâs usually a prelude to a full or half Shift.
âThereâsmore,â she says, as if the bombshell she dropped wasnât nuclear enough. âIcouldnât really tell on the centaurs, but on the succubus I could taste a blendof centaur and not-Shifter.â
âYoucanât turn a centaur.â Itâs Shifter 101. Sorta like how you canât turn avampire into a Shifter or vice versa. The magic that makes a centaur a centauroverrides anything else added to the mix.
âIdidnât say they were centaurs. I said that it was a blend. Like cake mix.â
âCakemix?â Sheâs lost me now. No. No, she hasnât. âMagic. Cheap vanilla Shiftermagic and a centaur base courtesy of the GravitaInker, a little time tocook, and instant test tube Shifter.â
Centaursarenât the toughest creatures out there, but theyâre difficult to kill. Succubaeare vicious bitches when threatened. Leprechauns have a tendency to usephysical and magical means of defense. The other two victims were a witch andan ogre. If youâre looking for a cross-section of the PC to test minionsagainst, then the Doraâs Box crowd is a good place to start. It explains whythe cash registers and safe went untouched, too.
Looks like the test tubeShifter project is in the beta phase. And weâre all up a shit creek. Joy.