What were the consequences of stroking the tigerâs whiskers?
Naturally, the tiger exploded its fur.
Xue Chengxiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, âWhat did you call me?â The ending rose, the meaning of danger was self-evident.
Although he often had a fatherâs mentality popping up, but it was all kinds of uncomfortable to hear such words from the pursued lover. Is he very old?
âOh, itâs so late,â Yu Siyang pretended to look at the wall clock on the wall, âI smell like soot so Iâm going to take a bath and sleep, hahahaâ¦â He fled upstairs while smiling awkwardly.
Mr. Xueâs expression was so scary, he looked like he was going to eat people, and he was scared enough to pee!
Yu Siyangâs movements were not slow, but Mr. Xue, who was tall, had long legs and had a long stride, followed behind him unhurriedly. When the door was about to be closed by Yu Siyang, he stretched out his hand to block him and stood blocking the door.
Yu Siyang: â!!!â
âMr. Xue, itâs such a coincidence, you are also going to the room to take a bath and sleep, hahahaâ¦â
While laughing, he wanted to punch myself. What coincidence, his brain has short-circuited.
Xue Chengxiu was very cooperative and nodded pretentiously: âItâs quite a coincidence.â
Yu Siyang: ââ¦â How should I continue this?
âDo you need my help to rub your back?â Xue Chengxiu rolled up his sleeves and made the appearance of a hard-working father.
Yu Siyang shook his head frantically: âNo need, no needâ¦â
âItâs better to rub it, after all, the back is so sexy.â
Yu Siyang almost knelt down, Pei Ziteng said that Mr. Xue held a grudge, it was not exaggerated at all.
âI was wrong.â He admitted very simply and neatly.
âWhere did you go wrong?â
âUhâ¦thisâ¦can you give me some hints?â
âStupid.â Xue Chengxiu rubbed his soft hair.
They had been living together for more than half a year, but they had been busy separately. After careful calculations, they didnât spend a lot of time together. The boy who was restrained and silent at the beginning could play innocent jokes and talk with him after putting his guard down and tell him about the funny things that happened during the filming. They were getting along better and better, the baby fat on the face gradually receded, showing the handsome outline of the youth, and time had carved this child better and more beautifully.
All this made him like him more and more, and he couldnât help but treat him as a child, fearing that he would be cold or hot, fearing that he would be wronged, and always feeling that he would not take care of himself, and he wouldnât be able to help him. After being bullied, with all kinds of care and strict education, he just hoped to treat him better and better.
âGo take a shower and go to bed, donât you have to get up early tomorrow.â Xue Chengxiu rubbed the soft hair under his hands again, took a step back, and helped shut the door of the room.
Yu Siyang stood there for a while, motionless.
The look in Mr. Xueâs eyes just now was touching, gentle and profound, and reminded him of a lotus wine that was opened by Master, which was said to have been aged for 20 years. It was full of mellowness and intoxication, making people willing to indulge in it.
âWooâ¦â
He groaned suddenly and squatted down, covering his face.
Why did he think that Mr. Xue looks so delicious and wants to take a bite?
He was full of supper, he wasnât hungry, was he?!
Yu Siyang, who was shocked by his âappetiteâ, took a bath while his brain replenished the âten possibilities of becoming a big stomach kingâ. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong with himâfor example, his brain was so depressed. Sleeping, Yu Siyang had a dream.
In the dream, he was walking among a large expanse of blooming rose bushes, the air was filled with a fragrant fragrance. Suddenly, a huge tiger with golden hair and black stripes jumped out in front of him.
The tiger squatted in front of him to block his way, but he was not afraid at all. Instead, he felt that the tiger looked delicious, and it was so big that it would surely be able to eat for more than half a year.
âTiger, will you let me have a bite?â he asked Tiger.
The tiger could actually speak human language and offered an exchange: âYou let me rub your back, and Iâll give you a bite.â
He thought about it: getting a bite in exchange of getting his back rubbed. This was cheap. He should take it.
He immediately agreed.
The tigerâs furry face suddenly showed a triumphant smile, jumped up to him, opened his mouth wide and âahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhâ
âOhhhhhhhhhâ¦â
Yu Siyang was so scared by his own dream that he rolled off the bed and lay on the floor wrapped in a quilt for a long time, unable to recover.
At a glance, he saw that it was only 5:30 in the morning, but he felt awake from the dream. He didnât have the habit of returning to sleep, so he got up to wash and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.
The closer the end of the year was, the busier Xue Chengxiu was. In addition, this year the Imperial Xueâs family was making trouble, and he was even more busy. Therefore, he also got up early and prepared to leave for the airport.
âAre you going out so early?â Yu Siyang was lying on the sofa in the living room playing games with a tablet computer, seeing Xue Chengxiu coming down from upstairs in a suit and shoes, and hurriedly got up and asked.
Xue Chengxiu nodded and said, âI was going to tell you yesterday, but I forgot it. Iâm going to a meeting. It will take a few days. You and Mu Mu be obedient at home.â
âOh. Then wonât you have breakfast? I made buns.â Yu Siyang asked.
âItâs too late,â Xue Chengxiu shook his head, âI will come back on Sunday night and accompany you to the court next Monday.â
Yu Siyang said, âIf you are busy, you donât have to hurry back. I can go with the lawyer. â
Xue Chengxiu rubbed his head, and softly said: âNinety-nine steps we have gone together, this last step, gotta go with you. â
âThank you.â Yu Siyang felt that he was too clumsy. He obviously had a lot to say, but he couldnât say anything. So, he looked at the wall clock on the wall and said: âWait for me.â Then he rushed into the kitchen.
Xue Chengxiu was waiting for him in the hallway. After a while, he saw him coming over with a thermal insulation box.
âThese just came out, take it and eat it on the road.â
Yu Siyang handed the thermal insulation box over, and Xue Chengxiu took it, opened it, and was speechless.
The zoo that had disappeared for a long time, had reappeared.
There were several buns neatly packed in the thermal insulation box. The buns were made into tiger heads. In fact, he even wanted to say that they were cat heads, but with the clear âkingâ on their forehead, he could only regard these buns as tigers.
âAre these made for Mumu?â
Yu Siyang awkwardly opened his eyes and whispered, âI made it for everyone.â
When he made the buns in the morning, he lost his train of thought, and his mind was full of the tiger in his dream. So, he was not careful and made all the buns into tiger heads.
Xue Chengxiu covered the insulation box and held it in his hand. With the other hand, he rubbed the dull hair of his child again, and said, âIâm leaving.â
âGood luck, pay attention to safety.â Yu Siyang saw him off to the door. After watching the black Bentley disappear at the corner of the road, he turned back and sat on the sofa and picked up the tablet again but couldnât play the game anymore.
Putting the tablet computer on the sofa casually, Yu Siyang lay down on the sofa in a paralyzed posture, and felt melancholy, thinking that after one night, his âappetiteâ did not disappear.
Last night he thought Mr. Xue looked delicious. Today he saw Mr. Xue in a suit and shoes. He felt that he had changed to another flavor, but it also looked delicious.
âDid I evolve and get new functions?â Cannibalism?
Yu Siyang muttered to himself, shuddered at his huge brain hole, and hurriedly went to the kitchen to eat a tiger head bamboo shoot and dried vegetable buns.
The stir-fried bamboo shoots and dried vegetables with pork belly absorbed the fat in the meat, then he added star anise and dark soy sauce, and cooked them over a low heat. The skin of the buns was soft. It didnât take much effort to eat, and he finished it in a few bites, but because he ate too fast, it was even more memorable, and he wanted to eat it again.
Yu Siyang ate three tiger heads in a row before giving up, always keeping in mind that âonly eat 80% full, this would cause less gastrointestinal burdenâ, although he still wanted to eat.
ââMy craftsmanship is as good as ever, and even I canât help but want to eat.
It just so happened that he was going to record the show with Brother Zhan today, so he would bring him two to eat. By the way, he could ask him for a little bit of advice.
The talk show that Zhan Heng wanted to record was another show created by Fang Yuan on Haixing TV. The name was âEyes to See the Worldâ. The ratings were naturally not as good as the ace show âHappy Playersâ, but the people invited were all from different walks of life. The audience was mostly well-educated intellectuals such as successful people and elite white-collar workers, and the topics they talked about were correspondingly high-end.
Yu Siyang only appeared as a friend invited by Zhan Heng. Naturally, he could not steal the protagonistâs limelight. The topic to be discussed was sent to him a long time ago. It was a strange topic-âthe healthy development of the film industry.â
When Luo Peng got this topic, he complained about it: âItâs more appropriate to write a 20,000-character essay on this topic.â
After Luo Peng said this, Yu Siyang was immediately enlightened and went to find some papers and journals to learn what the film industry was. After studying for a few days, he was now very confident that he could write a high-quality paper⦠No, it was a good match for the recording of the showâ¦
âBrother Zhan, I brought a bun, do you want to eat?â When he arrived at the Haixing Building in the afternoon, Yu Siyang took out the insulation box like offering a treasure.
Zhan Heng twitched his mouth and said, âYou want me to eat steamed buns in the afternoon?â
âThen do you not want to eat them?â
The hand that Yu Siyang handed out was already receding, Zhan Heng snatched it over and said, âWhy wonât I eat, you have a conscience.â
It happened that the steamed bun was barely taken as afternoon tea when he didnât eat enough at noon.
The heat preservation box was not big, and there were two tiger head buns inside. Zhan Heng took a tiger head in his hand and despised Yu Siyangâs aesthetics. After biting down on the buns, his taste buds were immediately conquered by the soft buns.
Whether it was the bun skin or the filling, it was soft and moist, and there was a strong salty fragrance in the mouth. The bun had already been swallowed in the belly, but his hunger was still unsatisfied.
Two steamed buns were quickly eaten, Zhan Heng expressed dissatisfaction: âWhy did you only bring two? This is deliberately to provoke my gluttony?â
Yu Siyang pulled his mouth and said, âDonât eat too much in the afternoon. â
The bun was the size of the fist of a child, and there were only two, and itâs called too much?
ââ¦Then what, donât you want to keep in shape, if your abdominal muscles are gone, what if Brother Xiaofeng dislikes you?â
Zhan Heng ââ¦â
Well, for the sake of his point of view, he didnât care about him deliberately bringing a bun to make his abdominal muscles disappear, and not letting him enjoy the sin of eating.
âBrother Zhan, let me ask you a question.â Yu Siyang looked around in the dressing room and saw that others were busy. He approached Zhan Heng and whispered: âHave you ever seen someone and really wanted to eat him? Have you felt this feeling?â
Zhan Heng immediately smiled very coquettishly, âI have this feeling every moment.â
âEvery moment? Who do you want to eat?â Yu Siyang immediately asked.
âStupid!â Zhan Heng showed all kinds of contempt for Yu Siyangâs IQ, âNaturally it is Xiaofeng, who else can be besides him.â
âWhy would you want to eat Brother Xiaofeng?â
Zhan Heng smiled even more coquettishly. And said lasciviously, âNaturally I like him. I love him, I donât want to be separated from him for a moment, I just want to be one with him.â
Yu Siyang was shown such a face, and he didnât want to talk to Zhan Heng anymore.
It was always the case. Itâs really annoying to be shown affection whenever the other party has a chance and shown off even if he didnât have a chance.
Todayâs showing off mission was completed, and Zhan Heng was in a good mood. When he thought of Yu Siyang asking him such a question, he immediately turned on the gossip mode and asked, âWho would Xiao Yu want to eat? Would you like your brother to give you some tricks?â
Yu Siyang pretended to lower his head to play with the phone and ignored him.
Zhan Heng poked him, âOh, Iâm still shy. I donât even know who it is.â
Yu Siyang: â!!!â
Zhan Heng chanted affectionately: âWinter is here, can spring be far behind?â
Yu Siyang: Neurotic!