"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!" â Sandra J. Dykes
â â¡ â â¡ â â¡ â â¡
"Do you really tie a black bandanna around your face and pretend to be a ninja waiter?"
"How the hellâ"
"I owe Erin, she's awesome."
"My ninja classes have prepared me for this!"
"Huh?"
"Erin's going to have me torment herâ"
"âfor the rest of her ice creamy life?"
"How the fuâ"
"Erin predicted that you'd say that."
"Curse it! Why is she always several steps ahead of me?"
"Flip-Flop-Fletcher, it is not difficult to deceive you, young one."
"What?"
"What?"
"Did you just say it isn't difficult to seduce me?"
"What? Hell no, clean your ears! I said deceive, for goodness' sake."
"You had a suggestive undertone."
"I do not have a suggestive undertone."
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't."
"Yes."
"No."
"Totes McGoats."
"I hate you."
"Love those who hate you."
"..."
"..."
"Wait, what?"