Seo-jun casually caught the flying cup without a care.
He was feeling immensely excited. This delightful reactionâit was definitely the Geum Chun-bong he knew.
His mind was swirling with things he wanted to say, but his tongue felt twisted.
So, instead of talking, he simply stretched out his hand.
Chop, squish-squish
âHave these cheeks surpassed even the Absolute Stageâ¦!â
As Seo-jun kneaded Chun-bong's cheeks, he came to a realization.
âIt was a good idea to skip the Fairy Arts...â
He knew as soon as he saw Chun-bong. Her body had achieved perfect balance, but her cheeks were slightly out of proportion.
The absence of the Fairy Arts combined with Chun-bongâs natural wishes had maintained the volume in her cheeks...!
"Aww, our Chun-bong...!"
Unable to hold back any longer, Seo-jun grabbed Chun-bong and lifted her into a hug.
Chun-bong, who had accepted Seo-junâs touch with a sullen expression, began to flail wildly the moment she was lifted into the air.
"Heyâ¦! Put me down, you bastard...!? What's with the cheek obsession? Are you trying to get killed!?"
The men around them, who had only seen her cold, womanly demeanor before, gaped in shock at this completely different side of her.
But Seo-jun, ignoring the onlookers, continued to toss Chun-bong in the air.
"Our Chun-bong is a baby. She needs to be hugged a lot."
"Let go of me!"
"Awww."
"You bastard! Aaaah!"
Finally, Chun-bong, who had been struggling vigorously, went limp. With perfect timing, based on his accumulated experience, Seo-jun placed her on his shoulders like a child riding on a parentâs back.
The sight of a grown woman riding on a manâs shoulders was strange.
However, Chun-bong, already accustomed to it, didn't think much of it, and the men who had been shocked by the scene soon accepted it as natural.
"Letâs go, Geum Chun-bong!"
After paying for the food, Seo-jun walked out of the inn with Chun-bong still on his shoulders.
Pa Jin-gwang, Namgung Chang-hwi, and the martial artists following them stared blankly at Seo-jun.
Only Jang Geuk, suspecting Chun-bongâs true identity, marveled at the scene.
âWhat the...?â
Pa Jin-gwang asked, and Seo-jun grinned widely.
âSheâs the best in the world.â
"What?"
âOur Chun-bong.â
"What on earth are you talking about?"
"If you donât know, just memorize it."
"Crazy bastard."
Pa Jin-gwang looked at Seo-jun like he was insane. Seo-jun clicked his tongue at the ignorance and proudly showed off Chun-bong, still riding on his shoulders.
"Uncle Jang Geuk, take a good look. Our Chun-bong is seriously adorable."
"Lord...? It looks like your younger sister is about to kill you with her gaze."
"Our Chun-bong always has a fierce look in her eyes."
"I donât think thatâs it..."
"What do you know about our Chun-bong!"
At Seo-junâs sharp retort, Jang Geuk clamped his mouth shut.
And so, the group made their way to the Namgung family estate, with Seo-jun leading the way, Chun-bong perched on his shoulders.
Chun-bong, still on Seo-junâs shoulders, moved through the streets, fuming inside.
âThis bastard, always with the cheek obsession the moment we meet. He never changes.â
She had hoped Seo-jun would be flustered by her grown-up appearance, but it seemed like he wasnât interested at all.
Her heart was a bit conflicted, and her lips jutted out in a pout.
âStill... I guess it's a relief?â
The anxiety she had been harboring about him reacting differently to her grown-up appearance had vanished without a trace.
Fortunately, her brother was not a creepy man obsessed with children, but a true connoisseur of Geum Chun-bong.
When they arrived at the Namgung estate, Namgung Jincheon was waiting at the main gate.
"Youâve arrived."
âHead of the household!â
Namgung Chang-hwi and the martial artists following him bowed deeply. Jang Geuk followed suit.
Only Pa Jin-gwang looked at Namgung Jincheon in admiration.
âWow, Namgung Jincheon. Youâve really grown, huh? They say improvement comes with each passing day, but youâve grown so much I almost didnât recognize you.â
"You, on the other hand, havenât changed at all."
"Is that an insult?"
"It wasnât meant to be."
After a brief exchange with Pa Jin-gwang, Namgung Jincheon turned his gaze to Seo-jun.
Seeing his son-in-law carrying the daughter of the Geum family on his shoulders like close siblings brought a slight smile to Namgung Jincheonâs face.
âI heard it was dangerous. The Master of Giryeon Sect got involved, didnât he?â
"Oh, that? It wasnât too bad, really."
Jang Geuk, watching Seo-jun reply so nonchalantly, let out a snort of laughter.
"Our lord says such things even after having his neck nearly severed."
âHey, you...!â
Seo-jun spun around in shock, but it was too late.
Chun-bong, sitting on his shoulders, squeezed her legs tightly around his neck.
"...What? Your neck was almost severed?"
âW-wait, Geum! I can explain!â
âHow are you going to explain this, you bastard!â
Feeling the murderous intent emanating from Chun-bong, Seo-jun quickly glanced at Namgung Jincheon, but he, too, was wide-eyed.
âHm⦠It seems we should talk about this laterâ¦â
âFather-in-law!â
Namgung Jincheon averted his gaze.
Chun-bong, having dismounted, grabbed Seo-jun by the collar and began dragging him away.
âCome with me. We need to talk.â
âJang Geuk...! I wonât forget this...!â
Jang Geuk roared with laughter as he watched Seo-jun being dragged off.
"Take care, Lord."
"I trusted you...! I trusted yooou...!!"
Seo-junâs voice gradually faded into the distance.
Once inside, Chun-bong roughly shoved Seo-jun to the floor.
âOof...!â
Chun-bong climbed on top of him and began patting his body.
Arms, legs, neck, head. She even started ripping off his clothes, inspecting his chest and lower body.
âKyaaaa...!â
âStay still.â
âYes, maâam...â
Chun-bongâs expression grew serious as she examined his scars.
There was a scar on his shoulder as if his arm had been severed and reattached, another on his neck, and strange, claw-like marks on his side. Even his temples bore scars.
There were too many small scars to count.
When Chun-bong stared at Seo-jun, he gave a sheepish smile.
âAww, our Chun-bong. Youâve gotten heavier.â
When he started babbling nonsense again, Chun-bong bounced on his stomach with her hips.
âUghâ¦! Why is your tailbone so sharp...?â
âShut your mouth.â
âYes, maâam.â
Seo-jun, glancing around for an opening, stealthily reached out and hugged Chun-bong.
This time, Chun-bong didnât resist. She nestled into his arms, and Seo-jun chuckled.
âYouâve grown a lot. Youâre really an adult now.â
âArenât I a child?â
âI was joking.â
âShut up.â
âNo, really. Our Chun-bong has gotten so beautiful!â
âStop talking nonsense.â
Chun-bong snorted, and Seo-jun sat up, placing her across from him.
He stared at her for a while before smiling gently.
"It seems like your meridians are fully healed."
"...Yeah. Iâm fine now."
"Nothing feels off?"
"Arenât you the one who should be worried about your body right now?"
"Iâm perfectly fine."
Seo-jun spread his arms wide with a grin.
And it wasnât a lie. He felt no pain, and all his limbs were functioning normally.
Though his body was covered in scars, they would disappear soon enough. Besides, most of the large scars werenât from injuries, but from transforming into a demon.
âCome to think of it...â
He wondered how Chun-bong would react to seeing his demonic formâsix arms and horns, a literal demon.
When he had used the Sovereign Sword Form earlier, a three-headed, six-armed figure had appeared. He might even become a monster with three heads in the future.
As he mulled over these thoughts, he felt something tickling his neck.
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"Donât laugh."
"Yes, sir."
"...Youâre really okay, right?"
Chun-bong, still tracing the scar on his neck, let out a deep sigh. Her eyes, slightly reddened, were full of worry.
Seo-jun nodded vigorously.
âIâm totally fââ
Suddenly, the door burst open. Namgung Sua stood in the doorway, her normally thin, closed eyes now wide open, revealing her bright blue irises.
âOh my...â
Her blue eyes reflected the image of Seo-jun, completely naked, with Chun-bong nestled against him, gently caressing his neck.
After a moment of hesitation, Namgung Sua awkwardly smiled.
âCan I⦠join in too?â
Clearly, his sister-in-law wasnât entirely normal either.
"Father told me. Seo-jun, they said your neck was cut? Whatâs that about? Heâs even considering attacking the Giryeon Sect right now."
"Oh, no! Youâve got to stop him from doing that!"
After a long time, the full group had gathered together.
Seo-jun quickly dressed himself and began recounting his adventures, promising to explain everything in detail.
The first part of the story was something Namgung Sua had already heard, but she listened intently, her gaze fixed on Seo-junâs face without a hint of boredom.
Chun-bongâs reaction became intense when Seo-jun mentioned the Northern Ice Palace.
"Northern Ice Palace? You said its energy was almost identical to the yin energy I have inside me?"
"Yeah. But when I dealt with it, it turned out they didnât know anything."
"Ugh..."
Chun-bong, fidgeting in frustration, suddenly had a sharp look in her eyes.
"But that's not whatâs important right now."
"Then what is?"
"A one-on-one fight? Do you think youâre some kind of Hwagyeong master?"
Slap slap slap slap! Chun-bong smacked his back repeatedly.
The familiar "Chun-bong therapy" instantly relieved Seo-jun's fatigue.
"Hey, your big brother totally whooped them!"
"How many times have I told you not to do dangerous things!"
He was smacked again.
Seo-jun didnât mention his demonic transformation. It wasnât that he was trying to hide it, but he didnât particularly want to bring it up either.
Chun-bongâs expression became conflicted when Seo-jun talked about learning the Sovereign Sword Form, and when he mentioned his battle with the Master of Giryeon, her face grew furious.
"The Master of Giryeon? Where is that bastard!"
Chun-bong stomped her feet, glaring at Seo-jun with an expression full of frustration.
"And you, Seo-jun! Why havenât you been training the Hwang Un-shingum sword technique?"
"What?"
"If you had focused on that technique, you couldâve sliced off that bastardâs head!"
"Well, it wasnât quite like that."
The Master of Giryeon was seriously strong. To be honest, Seo-jun thought the only reason he was still alive was because the Master had let him live.
"Anyway!"
Whack whack whack! Chun-bong pounded Seo-junâs arm before snuggling into his embrace.
Her body had grown, but her behavior was still childlike.
"Aww, our Chun-bong."
With his chin resting on top of her head, Seo-jun looked at Namgung Sua.
"What have you been thinking so deeply about?"
"Hm? Oh, well, since thereâs been such a big incident, we need to squeeze everything we can out of the Murim Alliance. Some of the sects didnât even show up to help after receiving the request for support⦠and, well, a few other things."
Namgung Suaâs faint smile had a slightly sinister edge to it, which made Seo-jun awkwardly chuckle as he quickly changed the subject.
"Anyway, since everyoneâs grown so much, donât you think itâs time we test how much progress weâve made?"
He had been preparing for this moment.
The name? "The Definitive Guide (Not Really) to Overcoming the Gates of Life and Death."
He couldnât just magically turn someone into a Supreme Master, but he could make the path a little easier.
However, if someone unqualified stepped into the realm of the Supreme Master, they would lose balance in their energy and likely perish.
Since it was dangerous, he wouldnât reveal it to anyone who didnât meet the standards.
But for those who did?
âIâll guide you safely to the Supreme Master stage.â
It was a technique Seo-jun had been developing ever since Chun-bong entered seclusion.
The Gates of Life and Death were obstacles that even qualified martial artists often couldnât overcome without risking their lives.
He had devised a way to pass through them without much difficulty.
At least, in theory.