Chapter 32: Chapter 32

EVAN

I glanced in the rearview mirror, grinning like a lovesick fool. Vada was sleeping, her head resting on Garrett’s shoulder.

She was so beautiful. And she was going to be our wife. The mother of our children. We were so close to having everything we’d ever wanted.

She was in love with us. And she was starting to warm up to the idea of having a baby.

My excitement only increased the closer we got to our next stop. I couldn’t remember the last time I had butterflies in my stomach. My palms were actually sweaty. She was going to be blown away.

It cost a small fortune to stay there for one night. I probably wouldn’t get any sleep. It was ~weird~. But there was no doubt in my mind that Vada would love it. And that was all that mattered.

“Are you okay?” Jake chuckled.

“Yeah. Why?”

“You’re acting like you’re hyped up on caffeine or something.”

“I’m just excited.”

“You do remember where we’re headed?”

“Of course. I’m not excited about where we’re going. I’m excited about her reaction.”

“She’s going to love it, Evan.”

“I know.”

“I’ve never seen you like this before.”

“I know,” I laughed. “I’m in love.”

“We all are,” he said absently, staring straight ahead at the open road. “But she hasn’t accepted our proposal. And we still have a huge speed bump to navigate before we get her to the altar.”

“She loves us. She’ll forgive us.”

“I don’t know, Ev,” he said with a heavy sigh.

“Wake her up, Garrett,” I said. “We’ll be there in about ten minutes.”

He glanced out the window, wrinkling his brow. “Um, Evan. We’re in the middle of the desert.”

“That’s where the hotel is.”

“Wake up, babe,” he whispered and kissed Vada’s forehead.

“Mm,” she mumbled, smacking her lips. “What time is it?”

“Just after twelve.”

“Holy…,” she sighed, straightening up with a loud yawn. “Did I really sleep for three hours? The last thing I remember is coming down the mountain.”

“I guess you were tired, sweetheart,” I said.

“Guess so.” She turned her head, staring out at the desert with a puzzled look. “Where are we?”

“New Mexico.”

“Are we looking at cars out here?” she groaned.

“Nope,” I replied. “This isn’t a work stop.”

“Where are we going?”

“It’s a surprise.”

She narrowed her eyes. “Am I going to like it?”

“Definitely.”

“This wasn’t on our original itinerary,” Jake explained. “But we did some research and decided you would enjoy this place, and it was on the way to Vegas.”

“Can I have a hint?”

“You’ll like it,” I said.

“That’s not a hint!”

“That’s all you’re getting.”

“C’mon!”

“Fine,” I said with an exaggerated sigh. “We’re spending the night there.”

“Please tell me we aren’t camping in the desert.”

“We are not camping in the desert.”

“Thank God,” she muttered. “Give me another clue.”

“We’ll be there in five minutes.”

“I didn’t know they had mountains in New Mexico,” she said.

I turned off the highway, heading into the lush green countryside at the base of the mountain.

“Where the hell is this place?” Jake grumbled.

“It’s secluded,” I said.

“No shit.”

“Did that sign say ~The Snake Joint~?” Vada gasped.

I continued down the long driveway, the motel appearing in front of us like something out of a horror movie.

The massive snake stretched across the property. The walls were painted to look like actual reptile skin.

“What is this place?” Vada laughed, leaning between the front seats.

“It’s a snake resort,” I explained, pulling up under the covered entryway.

Everything was snake-themed, from the columns to the front door and windows. Even the bushes were snake topiaries.

“It says Adults Only,” she observed.

“That’s correct,” I said.

I put the van in Park and turned to face her. She tilted her head, pursing her lips while she tried to figure out what we were doing there.

“You’re cute.”

“Is this some kind of weird, kinky sex place?”

“Sort of,” I said. “They have a huge collection of snakes. That’s why we brought you here. Because you love snakes. The fact that it’s also an adults-only resort is just an added bonus.”

“Please tell me there isn’t some kind of weird snake porn going on,” she laughed.

“What?” Jake asked with a bewildered look.

“Of course not,” I chuckled.

“They have real live snakes here?”

“Yep.”

“Thank you,” she whispered, leaning forward to kiss me.

“You’re welcome,” I said, my heart swelling with love. “I hope you enjoy it.”

“They really went all out,” Jake observed as we stood in the center of the lobby. “I certainly hope those snakes aren’t real.”

The ceiling was covered in foliage, with large rubber snakes peeking out or hanging down. The furniture was upholstered in a snake-patterned fabric. A snake-infested carpet covered the floor.

And one wall was all glass, with real snakes on the other side.

Vada crossed the room, pressing her face against the glass. A massive green and black snake was hanging from a tree, staring right at her through the glass.

“They have a green anaconda, Evan!” she yelled across the crowded lobby.

“That’s great,” I mumbled, shivering at the thought of sleeping under the same roof as that creature.

What if it escaped?

Another woman around her age joined her at the window. They chatted excitedly while they watched the snake.

I didn’t want to go anywhere near that snake, but I didn’t want that woman anywhere near Vada. Our girl was a chick magnet.

“That’s a big snake,” I said, joining them at the window. I slid my arm around Vada, rubbing her ass.

Her new friend studied me with a devilish grin. “I hear you’re packing,” she said.

“Excuse me?”

“Your girlfriend says you have one of these guys in your pants.”

“Did she now?”

“Yep.”

“Sometimes, my ~girlfriend~ overshare,” I said.

“C’mon, Sheila!”

“See you around,” she said before dashing away to an older man waiting by the door.

“Girlfriend?”

“I didn’t know what else to call myself,” she said with a shrug.

“You could say fiancée,” I whispered, pulling her into my arms. “And we could change that to wife as soon as we get to Vegas.”

“Evan,” she warned.

“It wouldn’t be legal. It would just be a ceremony for us.”

“Can we just enjoy today?”

“Of course,” I said. “I’m sorry. The last thing I want to do is pressure you.”

***

“That is quite the bed,” Garrett chuckled, scratching the back of his head.

“At least it’s big enough for all of us,” Vada said.

“I think that bed is bigger than the one on the yacht,” I declared.

The round bed was in the middle of the room, surrounded by a sheer green canopy and curtains.

“There’s a big stuffed snake in the bed!” Vada squealed.

“What’s with the grass on the walls?” Jake muttered.

“Why are there fake trees in here?” Garrett asked.

“It’s supposed to look like a jungle,” Vada said, rolling her eyes.

“Not all snakes live in the jungle,” he retorted.

“You’re overthinking it,” she laughed. “This place is so cool! I can’t believe you guys brought me here.”

“We want to make you happy,” Jake said.

“What’s this?” she asked, lifting the gift basket off the dresser. She glanced up, grinning from ear to ear. “It’s a sex toy goody basket.”

“Why don’t we save that for later?” I suggested. “Let’s go explore.”

The motel was a one-story structure in the shape of a snake, with rooms on only one side of the winding corridor.

A floor-to-ceiling glass wall provided views of all varieties of snakes, from garters right up to the big guys who could kill you in a heartbeat.

“I don’t know how comfortable I am sleeping this close to these guys,” Jake said, eyeing an unfriendly-looking brown snake coiled up next to a big rock in his aquarium.

“Common death adder,” he said, reading the plaque with a nervous chuckle. “His bite can be fatal. That’s great.”

Vada charged ahead of us, stopping to check out every snake we passed. Some of them looked downright angry. I couldn’t really blame them. They were trapped in a zoo of sorts.

I never liked zoos as a kid. And as an adult, I believed they should be banned. Wild animals didn’t belong in cages. It was inhumane.

I pushed aside my beliefs, smiling as I watched our girl in all her glory. She was fascinated with snakes.

The delight on her face was worth every penny of the eight hundred dollars it cost to spend one night there. The basket of sex toys cost three hundred of that.

We ventured outside to the pool area. I already knew what was out there. Vada squealed when she saw the huge coiled water slide.

“If there are snakes in that pool, I’m not swimming in there,” Garrett stated firmly.

“There are no snakes in the pool,” Vada scoffed. “Can we go swimming?”

“Sure,” I said. “Let’s go back to the room and get changed.”

When we passed through the lobby, there was a crowd gathered near the entrance to the restaurant.

Vada gasped when she saw the large yellow snake wrapped around the man speaking to the audience.

“That’s a Burmese python,” she whispered before disappearing into the crowd.

“It may be docile and nonvenomous,” I said, listening to the man’s speech. “But it could squeeze you to death. That thing is huge.”

“It sure is,” Jake snickered. “That python is a lot thicker than the green anaconda.”

“Very funny,” I muttered.

“How did she manage to get to the front of the crowd?”

“That’s our Vada,” Garrett chuckled. “She’s pushy.”

“And fearless,” I sighed.

“She’s crazy,” Jake said, shaking his head.

Vada was up on the stage, with that damn snake wrapped around her tiny body.

“Somebody get up there and take a picture,” I said.

“This was your idea,” Jake laughed. “See you later.”

“Fine,” I grumbled, pulling out my phone as I made my way through the crowd.

Vada waved when she saw me, her face glowing with excitement.

“Is that your dad?” the trainer inquired.

“Fiancé,” she announced into his microphone, winking at me.

I almost dropped my phone.

Did she say “fiancé”?

Somehow I managed to take a series of pictures and videos with my hands shaking and my heart thundering.

Vada was going to marry us.

This was really happening.

Jake and Garrett joined me in front of the stage, our fear of the giant snake forgotten while we waited for our future wife.

“Did she really say that?” Jake whispered.

“She sure did.”

“I can’t believe it,” Garrett said. “I was not expecting that.”

“I think Horace has a crush on Vada,” the trainer said when the snake refused to go back to him.

The thing was gazing up at her, flicking his tongue, completely ignoring his handler.

“C’mon, Horace,” he said, carefully lifting the snake from Vada’s shoulders. “Let the pretty lady go back to her fiancé.”

“Fiancés,” Vada announced before jumping down from the stage.

“Nothing wrong with that,” he chuckled as a collective gasp rippled through the crowd.

“Is that a yes?” I asked when she rejoined us.

“Yes,” she said softly. “I will marry you guys and have your babies.”

I picked her up and swung her around before I devoured her mouth with a celebratory kiss. Jake and Garrett followed suit, stealing the spotlight from Horace.

Once we’d finished making a complete spectacle of ourselves, we headed back to the room.

“You need to scrub your hands before you touch our junk,” I ordered.

“I thought we were going swimming,” she teased while she performed a strip tease in the middle of the room.

“Later, baby,” Jake said. “First we need to celebrate.”

“Yeah,” Garrett agreed. “Let’s seal the deal.”

She pranced into the bathroom, wiggling her bare ass before she closed and locked the door behind her.

We stripped off our clothes, waiting anxiously for her to return.

“What the hell is she doing in there?” I muttered.

“It sounds like she’s taking a shower,” Jake said.

“I’m okay with that,” I said. “I don’t want to taste snake on her skin. That thing was loving her up pretty good.”

“Should we join her?” Garrett asked.

“She locked the door,” Jake pointed out.

We sat on the bed, side by side, three old fools with our cocks bobbing in front of us.

“Maybe we should’ve waited until she came out to get naked,” I said.

“Probably,” Jake sighed.

“Definitely,” Garrett chuckled.

The bathroom door opened slowly. Vada peeked her head out, giggling when she saw us.

“Do you need some pussy for your sausage party?” she called out.

“Yes, please!” we chimed.

She opened the door the rest of the way, marching into the room with a towel wrapped around her.

“Come over here, beautiful,” I ordered.

“Should I crack open the toy basket?” she asked, wandering over to the dresser. She peeled back the plastic wrap and peeked inside.

“Later,” Jake said. “Right now we want to make love to you to celebrate our engagement.”

“Fine,” she conceded. “There’ll be lots of other opportunities for me to use this anal snake on you guys.”

We pushed off the bed and surrounded her while I pried the frightening black dildo from her fingers. I slid my finger under the knot between her breasts, releasing her towel.

“You’re beautiful, baby,” I murmured, cupping her full breasts.

“Absolutely gorgeous,” Jake agreed, dropping to his knees to bury his face in her pussy.

“Perfect,” Garrett rasped, massaging her ass.

We walked her over to the bed and positioned her on her back. Garrett took possession of her lips, kissing her long and deep.

I lowered my head to her breast, licking and sucking her nipple while I rubbed her other one with firm strokes of my thumb.

Jake pushed her thighs apart, ravishing her pussy with his mouth and fingers.

Soft moans and whimpers flowed from her parted lips, back-to-back orgasms rocking through her pelvis. Jake rose up on his knees, spreading her wide.

I hooked my arm under one of her knees, Garrett taking the other one while we watched Jake penetrate her, his long cock slowly disappearing inside her.

“You feel so good, sweetheart,” he grunted, moving slowly in and out of her body with deep thrusts, her pussy stretching to accommodate his tremendous girth. “So warm and wet and tight.”

He drove her to the edge, pumping in and out until she was begging to come again.

I reached between her legs, flicking her throbbing clit while Jake gave one last pump, stilling as he unloaded inside her. Her hips jerked when she came, her fingers grabbing at the sheet.

Garrett went next, hammering her with quick, hard thrusts. I suspected she might've faked her orgasm.

There was no way she could even feel Garrett after the Burmese python stretched her out and flooded her pussy with a supersized load of jizz.

When my turn finally came, I slid inside her quivering channel, bracing my body over her while I kissed her lips and neck.

“I love you, Vada,” I whispered, her walls tightening around my cock when we came together.

“I love all you guys,” she panted.

“I love you too, darling,” Jake murmured, kissing her cheek.

“Me too,” Garrett chimed in, pressing his mouth to her other cheek.

“You’re ours now, baby,” I declared. “Forever.”

“Forever,” she whispered.